Granted, but in the process, all citizenship and personal records are destroyed, and they force you out of the country to mexico along with everyone else, then you get poisoned by the water, because you got exiled to a slum town. Then everyone gets angry at being deported, and attack you, you die, and if you regenerate, you lose your ability to make wishes like this, the only thing you can wish for is a swirly pink hairdo.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I knew how to make a cookiean evil cookie :twisted:

Granted, the cookie is so evil that it makes everyone a demon's slave that eats one, and you accidently eat one.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish the workers in my house would be finished putting the shower up today.

granted, but it doesn't work right, and only spits out cold hard dirty water, and whenever they try to fix it, it only gets worse.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I had a pony of ultimate terror, that only obeyed me, and never would harm me, but it can juggle.

You do, it's even a unicorn wich makes it even better!!! but then it blows up and the shards from it's horn impale you.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I was a gnome.

Granted, now see how everybody will stamp you till the death little phenomen!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish i become a Powerfull God of the Darkness with followers called:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

THE ULTRA UBER MEGA PWNAG3 DARK LORDS DEMONS OF THE DARK SHODOWS REALMS OF THE BLOODED COUNT OF THE DARK LEGIONS SHADOWLY REGIMENT OF DARK KNGIHTS AND EVIL LORD EVIL DARKS OF THE DOOM LEGION OF THE EVI LEGION.

ooooooh kkkkk... granted but they all leave you and come back but kill you :twisted:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i wish i was a treecko

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

if you do not know what a treecko is dont reply

I don't know what a treecko is and whatever it is it comes and kills you

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish for you to make a wish after the third person after me makes their wish

I temporarily release a few of the less-froggy souls I have collected (which still technically count as people \ ). They all wish for you to join them :thumbsup:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish that right before you type your response to this message, you take the nearest stapler (which is in full working condition and contains plenty of staples) and use it to insert at least one staple into each finger or thumb (meaning ten staples minimum). More is always a bonus :mrgreen:

Granted,but we have no staplers

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish you wouldn't post

Granted, someone with more challenging wish posts instead.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I could make a virus so powerful that it would steal the other people's DVDs, then I would give the people DVDs back if they pay $67 each, and any time someone would report me to FBI, CIA, cops, etc. the cops, FBI etc. would laugh at them and not believing any evidence. :twisted:

Yeah, but you're now competency for the mafia...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Oh dear, you're dead!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish Blaziken stop wishing things about pokemon or hackers for god's sake!

God blazer him te konkdom come.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish Macroers ban themselves

Granted, they ban the president with them.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish to be a very evil spirit.

Granted, you become a mighty evil spirit. But then your ring is trown in mount Doom and you vanish.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish i had a cookie

Granted, you get a cookie that teleports you to powerful slavery when you eat it. :twisted:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish to be a very evil spirit, this time I would be invinicble and wouldn't require a ring.

Granted, but some random priests scream at you while using some holy water:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"The Power of Christ Compels You." Now you're inside the hell suffering for the rest of the time.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish i could know secret spells.

Granted, you now know a spell that get's you dead quickly, and you use it since the descreptions were "make your home more beautiful" and false.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish to be a super villain stronger than Batman, Superman, Spiderman and the powerpuff girls compined.

Granted, but now you have 6675667467236 tentacles and eyes and you kill yourself for being too much ugly.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish i could be an evil dictator of the world, something like Stalin or that German guy..

you become leader as an evil dictator but due to an uprising got killed in riots within 2 weeks

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i wish it was possible to teleport to different places

Granted, but you teleported your organs to the sun where tehy get burned and you to the Bermuda's triangle.. Now you die slowly because you donnot have organs..

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish i could know all the truth about C.I.A and other organizations with secrets...

Granted, next day someone hits you with a hammer and you forget everything.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish to get a job on BurgerKing. Man, I really need a job. :wall:

Granted. You get the job. WITHOUT ANY PAY! And you signed a binding contract that forces you to stay on forever without getting another job.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish my goals of 99 cooking and 99 firemaking were done for me.

 

 

 

64k lobbies to go!

Granted, then someone hacks your account forever with the use of a keylogguer.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish i could be sacred.

Granted, you scare yourself to death.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish to see Will Smith's gun.

Granted, but your accidentaly shooted yourself.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish i could burn in hell whoever i want.