Sliver is a girl.>.>

 

 

 

Granted, you get a visage.

 

But ninjas burst through your wall beat you up and then leave.

 

Then pierates Blow up your house.

 

And finnaly a hobo urinates on you.

 

 

 

I wish for pie.

wish granted. but its not peacan pie, but pee-in-a-can pie!

 

 

 

I wish for a tail

you have one but its so short it looks like a wart.

 

 

 

I want to drink some water

Granted. however.. it was filtered [incorrectly] from jimmy's septic tank. :?

 

 

 

I wish that that water pureprayer just drank came nowhere near me!!!!!!!!!!!! :shock:

it doesn't, but to make sure it doesn't you have to stay away from all water forever and so you die

 

 

 

I wish my eyes could do this :shock:

granted. they're stuck like that. :lol: you never get a boyfriend/girlfriend/hemraphrodite-friend

 

 

 

I wish that I had horns on my head like hellboy! :twisted:

You do but its acne

 

 

 

I wish i was a sour apple and can eat myself

granted. you also [cabbage] yourself.

 

 

 

I wish that I had pics of pureprayer [cabbage]ting himself

you do but it turns out he i some 50 yoar old obese guy naked

 

 

 

i wish i had a 100 piece lockpick set

Granted. however you lose 54 lockpicking levels.

 

 

 

I wish I didn't have so much XP in being Lazy. :wall:

you dont you are really active and jogg all the time, then one day you jogg off of a cliff

 

 

 

i wish i could pull off the punk look

granted, but then it goes out of fashion and everyone laughs and throws dead cats at you

 

 

 

I wish I could give my english teacher a good punch in the face

you do, but she pulls out a sawn off shotgun and peppers you

 

 

 

i wish i could pick any lock

Granted. however so can everyone else... negating the need for locks. soon there's no lock on anything! :twisted:

 

 

 

I wish that I had an unpickable lock.

Granted, but the key doesn't work either, so there's no escape from the hobos. They..well, you know by now.

 

 

 

I wish for a propeller.

you get one but its flying at your head

 

 

 

i wish my fingers could turn into lokpicks and tension wrenches at my will

Granted. you never ever ever get a girlfriend. cause none of them want you near them.

 

except for this one:

 

 

 

I wish I looked like the above and no one would go out with me. [haha.. you have to corrupt this one!]

granted hehe

 

 

 

i wish i had 100 different locks

Granted.

 

And thanks to cloning technolgies you get 100 Locks form Lost.

 

Zing.

 

 

 

I wish for Money.

granted

 

a hobo gives you a smelly old penny

 

 

 

i wish i had a locksmiths lisencens

you get one but it's fake and then you get arrested

 

 

 

I wish I was really good at dancing

Granted. in your imagination -.-

 

 

 

I wish I had toes of steel. [basically a lead foot would be good as well]

Granted, but one of two things happen (Your choice : )

 

a) Your newly reformed steel foot is too heavy until you can't walk, immobilizing you.

 

B) You walk out, get caught in a rain, foot gets rusted, amputated with a diamond cutter.

 

 

 

I wish for the girl I like to be my girlfriend.

Granted. however, she turns into pure unadulterated evil. :twisted:

 

 

 

I wish that I had a boyfriend/boytoy who would turn evil :?

granted your boytoy turns evil and gets a sex change now its a girltoy

 

 

 

i wish for good auto insurance