H2PM Posted August 3, 2008 Share Posted August 3, 2008 Sliver is a girl.>.> Granted, you get a visage. But ninjas burst through your wall beat you up and then leave. Then pierates Blow up your house. And finnaly a hobo urinates on you. I wish for pie. "Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snowball Posted August 4, 2008 Share Posted August 4, 2008 wish granted. but its not peacan pie, but pee-in-a-can pie! I wish for a tail Ok... Im not that good. But I have an anchor!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pureprayer Posted August 4, 2008 Share Posted August 4, 2008 you have one but its so short it looks like a wart. I want to drink some water Pureprayer, you're awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver_wits Posted August 4, 2008 Share Posted August 4, 2008 Granted. however.. it was filtered [incorrectly] from jimmy's septic tank. :? I wish that that water pureprayer just drank came nowhere near me!!!!!!!!!!!! :shock: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Piscis_Rex Posted August 4, 2008 Author Share Posted August 4, 2008 it doesn't, but to make sure it doesn't you have to stay away from all water forever and so you die I wish my eyes could do this :shock: 99.99999998465% of the world's population is not me, if you are the 0.00000001535% that is me, put this in you signature -"being famous is like being a woman, if you have to tell people you are, you aren't" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver_wits Posted August 5, 2008 Share Posted August 5, 2008 granted. they're stuck like that. :lol: you never get a boyfriend/girlfriend/hemraphrodite-friend I wish that I had horns on my head like hellboy! :twisted: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pureprayer Posted August 5, 2008 Share Posted August 5, 2008 You do but its acne I wish i was a sour apple and can eat myself Pureprayer, you're awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver_wits Posted August 5, 2008 Share Posted August 5, 2008 granted. you also [cabbage] yourself. I wish that I had pics of pureprayer [cabbage]ting himself Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lockopener Posted August 6, 2008 Share Posted August 6, 2008 you do but it turns out he i some 50 yoar old obese guy naked i wish i had a 100 piece lockpick set Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver_wits Posted August 6, 2008 Share Posted August 6, 2008 Granted. however you lose 54 lockpicking levels. I wish I didn't have so much XP in being Lazy. :wall: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lockopener Posted August 6, 2008 Share Posted August 6, 2008 you dont you are really active and jogg all the time, then one day you jogg off of a cliff i wish i could pull off the punk look Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Piscis_Rex Posted August 7, 2008 Author Share Posted August 7, 2008 granted, but then it goes out of fashion and everyone laughs and throws dead cats at you I wish I could give my english teacher a good punch in the face 99.99999998465% of the world's population is not me, if you are the 0.00000001535% that is me, put this in you signature -"being famous is like being a woman, if you have to tell people you are, you aren't" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lockopener Posted August 7, 2008 Share Posted August 7, 2008 you do, but she pulls out a sawn off shotgun and peppers you i wish i could pick any lock Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver_wits Posted August 7, 2008 Share Posted August 7, 2008 Granted. however so can everyone else... negating the need for locks. soon there's no lock on anything! :twisted: I wish that I had an unpickable lock. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenin64 Posted August 7, 2008 Share Posted August 7, 2008 Granted, but the key doesn't work either, so there's no escape from the hobos. They..well, you know by now. I wish for a propeller. Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lockopener Posted August 7, 2008 Share Posted August 7, 2008 you get one but its flying at your head i wish my fingers could turn into lokpicks and tension wrenches at my will Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver_wits Posted August 7, 2008 Share Posted August 7, 2008 Granted. you never ever ever get a girlfriend. cause none of them want you near them. except for this one: I wish I looked like the above and no one would go out with me. [haha.. you have to corrupt this one!] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lockopener Posted August 7, 2008 Share Posted August 7, 2008 granted hehe i wish i had 100 different locks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2PM Posted August 8, 2008 Share Posted August 8, 2008 Granted. And thanks to cloning technolgies you get 100 Locks form Lost. Zing. I wish for Money. "Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lockopener Posted August 8, 2008 Share Posted August 8, 2008 granted a hobo gives you a smelly old penny i wish i had a locksmiths lisencens Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Piscis_Rex Posted August 14, 2008 Author Share Posted August 14, 2008 you get one but it's fake and then you get arrested I wish I was really good at dancing 99.99999998465% of the world's population is not me, if you are the 0.00000001535% that is me, put this in you signature -"being famous is like being a woman, if you have to tell people you are, you aren't" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver_wits Posted August 14, 2008 Share Posted August 14, 2008 Granted. in your imagination -.- I wish I had toes of steel. [basically a lead foot would be good as well] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Returned3 Posted August 15, 2008 Share Posted August 15, 2008 Granted, but one of two things happen (Your choice : ) a) Your newly reformed steel foot is too heavy until you can't walk, immobilizing you. B) You walk out, get caught in a rain, foot gets rusted, amputated with a diamond cutter. I wish for the girl I like to be my girlfriend. 00:00:0500:00:0400:00:0300:00:0200:00:0100:00:00 Break the Walls down! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver_wits Posted August 15, 2008 Share Posted August 15, 2008 Granted. however, she turns into pure unadulterated evil. :twisted: I wish that I had a boyfriend/boytoy who would turn evil :? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
re4p3r1 Posted August 16, 2008 Share Posted August 16, 2008 granted your boytoy turns evil and gets a sex change now its a girltoy i wish for good auto insurance Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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