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Corrupt a Wish (IT's over Nine Thousand)

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Granted, but the cholesterol fills in the last gaps in your veins and you die screaming of a heart attack.

 

 

 

I wish for a Bugatti Veyron Pegaso.

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    Granted, but since the movies are based around Indiana Jones being in unrealistic situations, not to mention they also have fantasy, the movies are changed entirely and aren't popular anymore since th

  • Granted, you are buried under tons of the stuff.   Damn now I wish I had some ice cream.

You must be wishing for a wish since you didn't state one.

 

Granted, but that wish is becoming a lifelong eunuch.

 

 

 

I wish I was filthy rich.

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You must be wishing for a wish, because you didn't state one.

 

Granted, but the wish is not to have a wish!

 

 

 

I wish I had 99 Woodcutting.

So, basically Earthysun is Jesus's only son.

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You must be wishing for a wish, because you didn't state one.

 

Granted, but the wish is not to have a wish!

 

 

 

I wish I had 99 Woodcutting.

 

 

 

Granted, though it will take you 100 years to get it.

 

 

 

I wish I had pro haxzor abliities.

Granted, but the feds eventually catch you and fine you all your money, belongings, and other assets.

 

 

 

I wish I had a higher post-count.

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Granted. it's all spam. you get banned.

 

 

 

I wish that people wouldnt care about the size of their post counts... and would instead care about the size of their.. eyeglasses frames... :twisted:

Granted, but since everyone now forgets about post count, the internet implodes.

 

 

 

I wish I had an Alienware MalX.

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You get it, then your house burns down. \'

 

 

 

I wish I had membership.

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granted, but it's a toy pony

 

 

 

I wish I didn't have to go back to school tomorrow

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99.99999998465% of the world's population is not me, if you are the 0.00000001535% that is me, put this in you signature

 

-"being famous is like being a woman, if you have to tell people you are, you aren't"

Granted. you're dead. :?

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I was dead.. and was a ghost so I could haunt people... 8-)

 

[PLEASE NOT THIS IS NOT SO I CAN WATCH PEOPLE NAKED... JUST HAUNT THEM!]

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Granted, but you get caught by the ghost busters who slap you for looking at people naked

 

 

 

I wish I had done my English Coursework

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99.99999998465% of the world's population is not me, if you are the 0.00000001535% that is me, put this in you signature

 

-"being famous is like being a woman, if you have to tell people you are, you aren't"

Granted. however it's [cabbage]. u didn;'t do it properly.

 

 

 

I wish that there was no ghost busters.

Granted, but the ghosts tie you to 18 horses which each run in a different direction.

 

 

 

I wish I never made wishes.

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Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!

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Granted. no wish.

 

 

 

I wish that idiots wouldn't forget to wish. -.-

Granted. No longer will he forget to wish, he will just choose not to....

 

 

 

I wish for someone to complement my signature.

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Break the Walls down!

Granted... each time you forget... a demon from hell drags you down there... then puts you on a stretching rack.. and rips your body apart... then puts you back together again.

 

testing pavlov's theory... you never forget to make a wish.

 

 

 

 

 

I wish that I did not just grant TPAM's wish.

Granted... each time you forget... a demon from hell drags you down there... then puts you on a stretching rack.. and rips your body apart... then puts you back together again.

 

testing pavlov's theory... you never forget to make a wish.

 

 

 

 

 

I wish that I did not just grant TPAM's wish.

 

 

 

Granted, though he wins a cookie just because.

 

 

 

I wish I... had another cookie :D

Granted.

 

But I take it form you and eat it.

 

I wish I had wireless interwebz.:twss:

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

Granted, but a serial killer breaks into your home. If only you had those wires you could have strangled him. Too late, he stabbed you in the face.

 

 

 

I wish I had a bunny.

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Granted. it's bunnicula 8-)

 

 

 

I wish that I had a cute little bunnicula as well.

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