September 7, 200817 yr Granted, he turns all of your veggies into vampire minion onions. I wish for my wish to be corrupted. There is no meaning or truth in life but that which we create for ourselves.
September 7, 200817 yr granted. your wish to get a girlfriend becomes corrupt.. and you get a boyfriend.. who likes kissing you. 8-) I wish I had a girlfriend as well. 8-)
September 8, 200817 yr Lol. Ok, if you swing that way. Granted, but she's slightly vampiric. Watch out for those lovebites. I wish I had a Segway!
September 8, 200817 yr Granted, but I have no idea what a segway is, so instead I give you an inflatable cow. I wish I knew what a segway is. : I left my wife for a level 59 tank mage
September 8, 200817 yr Granted, you read my post in the "You're Banned!" game. However this causes you to lose 30 seconds of your life. I wish I was all knowledgeable.
September 8, 200817 yr Granted, but your brain then implodes from too much knowledge. pryomancer edit: I wish I stopped forgetting to wish. I left my wife for a level 59 tank mage
September 8, 200817 yr Granted, there are no repercussions to this wish. I wish for a collection of classic cars.
September 8, 200817 yr Granted. they;re all minatures. :twisted: I wish that I had a collection of life size classic cars.. that were in mint condition.. and... worked. #-o
September 8, 200817 yr Granted, they are all wind-up Fords. I wish for a sandwich. There is no meaning or truth in life but that which we create for ourselves.
September 8, 200817 yr Granted. you get a sandwitch. :thumbsup: I wish that I could get a sandwitch too!!!! :shock:
September 8, 200817 yr Noes! How did you know that I hate sammiches? Granted. It is a McDonalds Egg-McMuffin. (Close enough...) I wish to be convicted of treason. There is no meaning or truth in life but that which we create for ourselves.
September 9, 200817 yr Granted, but it's for using a page of a gossip mag with a picture of the queen on as toilet paper. I wish had superpowers in which I can fight evil.
September 9, 200817 yr Granted but you turn evil, try to fight yourself, and die. I wish I was a computer expert. (scripting,putting them together, figuring out how to use the TIF messaging system...), but I wasn't a super nerd,fat, unable to get a female mate of decent/fantastic appearance and personality, or so weak I'm unable to even lift 20 pounds without breaking my arms. When you mentioned the Dragon Plates I had a sudden vision of a load of gangsters running around in fancy dress yealling "Grim Reaper in da hood!"
September 9, 200817 yr Granted, but every girl you meet from now on only finds super nerdy, fat, introverted and incredibly weak men a complete turn on. I wish I had a bottomless pint glass of Guinness.
September 9, 200817 yr Granted, the Guiness all pours out. I wish for a gallon of lime juice. There is no meaning or truth in life but that which we create for ourselves.
September 9, 200817 yr Granted, but some gets in your eye and you spill it all. I wish for some duct tape.
September 9, 200817 yr Granted, it gets stuck to your hands. I wish for headphones. There is no meaning or truth in life but that which we create for ourselves.
September 9, 200817 yr Granted, and you become deaf from loud music. I wish for a genie lamp in which to raise my skills.
September 9, 200817 yr Granted. You only get one wish with 500exp. I wish i had an apple. "Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang
September 9, 200817 yr Granted, an apple falls on your head and you die. I wish the Toothfairy was real.
September 10, 200817 yr Granted, the "Tooth Fairy" is a 300 pound man called 'Bubba', who tears out all your teeth with pliers. I wish for a glass of poison. There is no meaning or truth in life but that which we create for ourselves.
September 10, 200817 yr Granted, the poison is so acidic though, that it burns through the glass and onto your hand. Result: Reaper88888 - 1 hand I wish more people played Tribal Wars
September 10, 200817 yr Granted, everyone hates it and destroys it. I wish for a puppy. Nothing but a normal puppy, without bad personality traits or sharp teeth. There is no meaning or truth in life but that which we create for ourselves.
September 10, 200817 yr Granted. Instead of sharp teeth it has sharp claws, so sharp it claws through the floor and is stuck... it tries to climb out but its claws just cut away the ground instead if gripping it. mwahahahahaha. I wish you would post on Pros and Cons
September 10, 200817 yr Granted, I make a stupid post. [under Construction] I wish I had less time to spend in this forum.. :? There is no meaning or truth in life but that which we create for ourselves.
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