Granted. You know the correct thing to say in every situation, but you always say the opposite and never express the correct thing.

 

I wish I could see the consequences of my actions prior to acting.

Granted, you become the perfect man. That makes a big jealously.

 

I wish I knew what Obama is thinking right now.

Granted. It's extremely boring and you don't understand much of it anyway.

 

I wish every skill in RS was at least 300k xp/hr without botting or doing anything against the rules. But only I was able to achieve those xp rates.

granted. however it results in you getting bored out of your skull and you end up quitting

 

I wish i had all the skittles i could ever eat and never get obese, also i wish that there were no string attached ie. my mouth was sewn shut or something like that.

Granted, that's everything you ever wanna eat.

 

I wish wild Pokémon would stop attacking me. It's terrible, I live in the Pokémon World and Pokémon attack me and cause trouble all the time. <_<

granted. you become stuck in one place, you can only move if you see a person directly in front of you. every time this happens a magical force commands you to walk forward to challenge this person. then you realize you have a lowly lvl 1 ratata and can do no damage to his lvl 10 squirtle. you loose every single time. on the upside you dont get attacked by wild pokémon anymore.

 

i am now content but dont know what to wish for maybe a ham sandwich.

Granted. The ham is rancid, the bread moldy, the lettuce wilted, and they used that kind of mustard that tastes funny that you don't like.

 

I wish I could make a wish without it being corrupted.

granted you wish for a penny.

 

i wish i didint have to go to work today.

Granted. You lose your job for not showing up and lose your source of income.

 

I wish I could fly without an airplane or helicopter but still safely.

Granted, you get the supernatural ability to fly. Later, the government takes you away for experiment.

 

I wish for a weekly subscription to a company that sends one of my favorite movies I don't have to my apartment. FOR FREE!!!!! And the DVDs would have bonus features as well.

Granted. The subscription is only good for a day and then you have to pay after that.

 

I wish for a food that tasted extremely good but was healthy in every way possible and very common too.

Granted, you get a cabbage.

 

[hide]Don't blame me if you don't like it. I personally love cabbages.[/hide]

 

I wish I was a demon with a powerful empire, and all humans who don't bow down to me would die a horrible, horrible death. :twisted:

Granted. You kill off the human race and get very lonely.

 

I wish for a cotton-candy maker.

grqnted. after a few days all of your teeth fall out. you can still eat the cotton candy though

 

i wish for a brand new lego set to play with.

Granted. But it's missing a crucial piece and therefore can't be finished.

 

I wish I could control what age I am at all times and maintain whatever age I like. If I wanted to be 30 one day and 7 the next, I wish I could voluntarily control that.

granted. one day you decide you want to become 1 again once you get there you forget what life was like previously and you relive your life from that point, just one small problem you dont have anyone to care for you

 

i wish for the ability to call people stupid without the consequences.

I apologize for the double post, maybe it was my way of getting multiple wishes.

Granted, people can call YOU stupid as well, and there is nothing you can do about it.

 

I wish you wouldn't have double-posted.

Granted, he triple posted.

 

I wish 11:11 wishes came true.

Granted, wishes only come true at 11:11 AM, and you can't wish anywhere before or after that time, or else it won't come true.

 

I have two wishes:

 

First off I wish I saw an annoying rapper, then I'd shoot him.

My second wish is that the cops wouldn't mind because they couldn't stand him anyway.

 

And yes, you are allowed to make as many wishes as you want. There is no limit.

gratned you shot [insert rapper here], now all the people that loved him have started to hunt you down and try to kill you.

 

i wish for sideways 8 wishes

Granted, since sideways 8 literally means nothing, you don't get any wishes. (I know you meant infinity, but "sideways 8" =/= infinity)

 

I wish I could always know the outcome of a box beforehand, and bet accordingly.

granted, you always know that a box has 6 sides, congratulations you are useless to society

 

i wish for a cookie

Granted, but it tastes terrible.

 

I wish for cabbage with everything.

Granted, but you spontaneously develop an allergy to cabbage.

 

I wish for lots and lots of socks.