Granted, but the vagueness allows me to toy with it to make me a god and you my eternal and immortal servant.

 

I wish I had something to do.

Granted, you have to clean up a dirty floor.

 

I wish Shane Dawson would end up with zero subscribers.

Granted, you do it successfuly but then have nothing to do again.

 

I wish my headache was gone.

Granted, your stomach hurts instead.

 

I'm gonna re-wish my previous wish since obviously, DG_Keanu posted a second after I posted and was responding to Lokie's wish, not mine.

I wish Shane Dawson would end up with zero subscribers.

Granted, and because he sucks so much, you get all of the subscribers that he lost. Unluckily, you get a load of troll comments too. :P

 

 

 

I don't wish for anything right now, because I'm having an awkward day. Sorry, folks, but I need you to just stick your wish on the next post. :(

 

 

 

~D. V. "Can dish it out, but can't take that..." Devnull

 

(p.s.: Signature Pun Intended!)

*grumbles at not being able to play literal genie but I honor your wish*

 

I wish I could get paid for being a slacker.

Granted, but the pay sucks. :(

 

 

 

I wish I could crack better signature puns. :P

 

 

 

~D. V. "And the one I was about to type here got wrecked by an idiot IRL!" Devnull

Granted, now you have amazing puns but nobody bothers to read them.

 

I wish that I had a job that I loved.

You get fired the first day.

 

I wish my cat wasn't a troll.

Granted, now it is an ogre.

 

I wish that my dog would go outside itself.

Granted. When it goes outside, it gets attacked by hawks, has its body finished off by vultures, and you have no choice but to watch because the door was fitted only for the dog.

 

I wish I could get my family to not undermine me.

Wish Granted...but it wears off and your family ruins your meeting with who you hope to be your new boss...

 

I wish that this wish could not be corrupted...

 

~Falzar~

Granted, that wish never happened.

 

I wish yet again to make it so that I need less sleep.

Granted. To make up for it, you feel more and more tired each night until you fall asleep for the rest of your life. Enjoy that pseudo coma.

 

I wish there was a book to help be creative on my cruelty and jerk-like behavior in /fg/.

Granted, but I buy it and become twice as cruel as you could ever be in /fg/.

 

I wish for Lokie's power of sadisiam

Granted, but that's too much sadism for this part of the universe and the gods themselves announce that THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE. The real Lokie tortures you to death.

 

I wish for some iced tea.

Granted, the genie think by "iced" you mean frozen tea. So you get a frozen tea.

 

I wish for the ability to walk on walls. Then I'd walk up the tallest building on this planet.

Granted, but the genie forgets to mention that it only works on buildings up to 300ft tall.

 

I wish for better physical fitness.

Granted, but you fail every drug test as long as you're in shape.

 

I wish I knew how to cook more than ramen and whatever weird thing I have in mind.

Granted, but you only learn how to cook food you dislike :)

 

I wish I had a Red one camera so i could film for real :S

Granted, but you buy it from a shadey guy and it gets taken by the police, along with your virginity to some random guy named George.

 

I wish for more confidence around girls I like.

he wish, i already lost it :)

 

anyways granted, but your over confidence turn girls off and they avoid you ;)

 

i wish I had strawberry ice cream in front of me :(

Granted, but it is strawberries filled with little bits of ice cream.

 

I wish to become Lokie's apprentice to sadism, or DV's apprentice to those sigs.

Damned sniper! I had this all written out for Fresi, now I'm having to edit massively! :angry:

 

[spoiler=In regard to Fresi's Wish, Click to View!]Granted, but the mob comes along and takes it from you before you eat your first bite. :(

 

 

As for you, bonez899... Granted, but you find your own style to it, instead of trying to do mine better. :P

 

 

 

I wish I was alone and safe in a locked room, key and flashlight /w charged batteries in hand, with a plate of Cookies and a glass filled with Sierra Mist both on a table next to me. Further, the food, drink, and table that they're on all don't have anything wrong with them. Also, there can't be anything wrong with the door, lock, flashlight /w charged batteries, room walls, and key. Oh, and before I forget, none of the food can result in my dying or being otherwise afflicted because I happen to like the food that I picked. Which reminds me, include that I can't do something stupid myself and therefore won't get hurt. :D

 

 

 

~D. V. "I think I've rendered that wish pretty much uncorruptable!" Devnull

Edited February 28, 201214 yr by D_V_Devnull

Granted, but outside your door stands a dragon that will camp that door until you open it.

soon you will face the option of opening that door or starving to death.

 

I wish I had not forgotten to water my plant before i left for 1 week, and now its dead :(