Kirschen Posted March 22, 2012 Share Posted March 22, 2012 Granted, but that is because the US politically splits up into four countries out of dispute so Obama was technically the last president of the US. Hilarity and violence ensues. I wish I wasn't so allergic to routine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonez899 Posted March 22, 2012 Share Posted March 22, 2012 Granted, but your life becomes a never ending routine that happens the same everyday. I wish that I could get my S**t together. http://forum.tip.it/topic/325514-bonez899s-journey-to-an-eventual-max/ My blog of progress on Runescape. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted March 22, 2012 Share Posted March 22, 2012 I know it's supposed to be shit, but since you censored that word, I'm gonna assume it's salt. Granted, you get all your salt into one bowl. I wish I could spit in eight different directions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alg Posted March 22, 2012 Share Posted March 22, 2012 Granted. It hurts and you die within seconds. What did you expect? :| I wish it was an hour earlier than it currently is. I painted some stuff and put it on tumblr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D. V. Devnull Posted March 22, 2012 Share Posted March 22, 2012 Granted, but it took you 6 hours to build a time machine, and therefore you had to travel back 7 hours in time to reach your intended destination. :P I wish Alg had not just thought of BlazeTMF dying... :( ~D. V. "This isn't H.W.Z.P.A.Y.D.!!!" Devnull and normally with a cool mind.(Warning: This user can be VERY confusing to some people... And talks in 3rd person for the timebeing due to how insane they are... Sometimes even to themself.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted March 22, 2012 Share Posted March 22, 2012 Granted, but he thinks of something far FAR FAR worse!!!!!! I wish Jagex would release cheat codes for their games, including: Infinite prayersInfinite healthMax skill EXPInfinite rune arrowsInfinite blood runes And more. And it wouldn't be against the rules either Then I'd cheat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirschen Posted March 22, 2012 Share Posted March 22, 2012 Granted, but nobody can type the codes on the interface and the only option is to hit 'x'. They are there and free to use, but physically impossible to enter them. I wish I was a magnificent guile hero. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sycrov Posted March 23, 2012 Share Posted March 23, 2012 Granted, but it's impossible for you to...get it on, if you know what I mean. I wish I could stop procrastinating. 99 cooking: 10/24/10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonez899 Posted March 23, 2012 Share Posted March 23, 2012 Granted, now you are overactive and never able to get enough sleep. (wish I could get that wish without corruption....) I wish that I could ninja DVD. http://forum.tip.it/topic/325514-bonez899s-journey-to-an-eventual-max/ My blog of progress on Runescape. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alg Posted March 23, 2012 Share Posted March 23, 2012 Granted, you ninja him in the middle of him being ninja'd by you. Hilarity ensues. And by that I mean temporal paradoxes ensue. I wish the sun wasn't always in my eyes when I use this computer. I painted some stuff and put it on tumblr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirschen Posted March 23, 2012 Share Posted March 23, 2012 Granted, but the Sun makes it up by being extra bright on the occasion it can get to your eyes to the point it fries your eyeballs, irises and all. I wish any person who corrupts my wishes without being creative suffers fifty years of bad luck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonez899 Posted March 23, 2012 Share Posted March 23, 2012 Granted, but they suffer 50 years of mediocure luck, meanwhile you kill yourself because of the sheer stupidity of the response.hope I'm not number 1... I wish for a never ending supply of Brisk iced tea. http://forum.tip.it/topic/325514-bonez899s-journey-to-an-eventual-max/ My blog of progress on Runescape. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D. V. Devnull Posted March 23, 2012 Share Posted March 23, 2012 (edited) I wish for a never ending supply of Brisk iced tea.Granted, but you're unlucky enough to find out that you're allergic to the drink. So you're stuck with a drink that you can never drink without having severe issues. :( Now, this one wishes that their body in real life could fully repair itself, and has no issues/problems/etc. with doing so, even when instantly doing a full repair. This lack of issues/problems/etc. happens to include a lack of anyone else trying to attack/kidnap/etc. this one over the matter, just to name one item among the infinite list of things. :-k ~D. V. "So many things to wish for..." Devnull (p.s.: This post has no bearing towards this one's forum-self, as that body is a different body from this one's real-life-self's body.) [Edit by post author due to a slight-but-annoying typing mistake.] Edited March 23, 2012 by D_V_Devnull and normally with a cool mind.(Warning: This user can be VERY confusing to some people... And talks in 3rd person for the timebeing due to how insane they are... Sometimes even to themself.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sycrov Posted March 23, 2012 Share Posted March 23, 2012 Granted, but your injuries that are corrected by it are inflicted on your loved ones. (mmm, getting a little dark here) I wish I could stop reading the SCP foundation wiki. 99 cooking: 10/24/10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted March 24, 2012 Share Posted March 24, 2012 Granted, you stop reading that wiki because you get banned from the Internet, permanently. I wish the following events would happen: Someone breaks into my house with a gun and says, "Give me all your money, or I'll shoot." then I'd aim my gun at him and say "I have a gun too, you idiot." You decide what happens next. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonez899 Posted March 24, 2012 Share Posted March 24, 2012 He goes, "well mine is bigger, and I already shot you." You look down and notice a great big gaping hole in your pelvis area. I wish that I was unable to be bored. http://forum.tip.it/topic/325514-bonez899s-journey-to-an-eventual-max/ My blog of progress on Runescape. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted March 25, 2012 Share Posted March 25, 2012 Granted, now that you are entertained by everything, you can't give a valid opinion. I wish I wouldn't be banned from this message board. I'm serious, I got a personal message from a global mod and he warned me. My blog is the best place to list my monster drops and I don't wanna lose the access. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonez899 Posted March 25, 2012 Share Posted March 25, 2012 Granted, you give no reason to explain so we are unable to know why you left. I wish that I could get a girlfriend. http://forum.tip.it/topic/325514-bonez899s-journey-to-an-eventual-max/ My blog of progress on Runescape. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hakaan Posted March 25, 2012 Share Posted March 25, 2012 Granted. She's inflatable. I wish that I had a future self to guide me through life by telling me exactly what's going to happen next and whether or not I'll be successful in something. Come support my max total goal here. Briobe122's 10-step guide to staking:1. Get cleaned2. Vow to never stake ever again! (very important)3. welfare tds and get claws4. kill glacors til i get boots5. bandos ffa or more tds til i have around 50m6. realize that it is far too hard to rebuild using steps 3, 4, and 57. give up the vow to never stake again8. go back staking and make your bank back9. if you failed at step #8, Go back to step #110. if you succeed at step #8, you will eventually feel the need to make money for rich people stuff, have a bad day of staking, then get cleaned anywaysPain is just weakness leaving the body. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted March 25, 2012 Share Posted March 25, 2012 Granted, unfortunately your future self gets shot three days from now by a wanted criminal. I wish I could eat the same fruit that made Luffy from One Piece into rubber. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonez899 Posted March 25, 2012 Share Posted March 25, 2012 Granted, but since I have no idea what you are talking about some <3: up stuff happens. I wish for a girlfriend, who likes me, who I like, and who isn't inflatable. http://forum.tip.it/topic/325514-bonez899s-journey-to-an-eventual-max/ My blog of progress on Runescape. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted March 25, 2012 Share Posted March 25, 2012 Granted, she slaps you in the face for wishing for her too much. I wish bonez would stop using the same wish multiple times. It is ok to use the same wish twice if you can't think of something better, but you do it too much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonez899 Posted March 25, 2012 Share Posted March 25, 2012 Granted, you force him to give up on his life goal of creating an un corruptable wish by repeating the same wish each time while taking out flaws. I wish that BTMF would tell me why he was almost banned. http://forum.tip.it/topic/325514-bonez899s-journey-to-an-eventual-max/ My blog of progress on Runescape. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alg Posted March 25, 2012 Share Posted March 25, 2012 Granted, but you are sworn to secrecy, and your tongue is removed because he doesn't trust you not to tell. I wish to use this wish at a later date. I painted some stuff and put it on tumblr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonez899 Posted March 25, 2012 Share Posted March 25, 2012 Granted, but the wish expires before you are able to use it. I wish that I could have a god like atmosphere around me. http://forum.tip.it/topic/325514-bonez899s-journey-to-an-eventual-max/ My blog of progress on Runescape. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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