Granted, now you're on the run from the law.

 

I wish my dog would stop biting me.

Granted, he starts biting your walls instead.

 

I wish to live in the country Scorpions Of The Arabian Nights.

Granted. There are scorpions everywhere. Poisonous scorpions.

 

 

 

I wish I didn't have a headache.

Granted. Now all those pains involving the head aren't felt, but you won't be aware of all those concussions, brain hemorrages, strokes, and other damages piling up. In the mean time, all that pain will be redirected to a certain sensitive area of your body nobody likes hit.

 

I wish I could control the Earth (element).

Granted, somebody else gets the three other elements to control for themselves.

 

I wish that I had everything I needed right now.

Granted, you find you never needed them in the first place.

Granted, nothing at all happens.

 

I wish that I could be set for my future.

Granted, now the future is boring.

 

I wish my heart would stop hurting like a [bleep].

 

 

Granted, but then you die.

 

I wish for Forum Games to be more active.

Granted, now it's so active that it's impossible to keep track, literally.

 

I wish a sick king would live right next to me.

Granted, you catch whatever he has.

 

I wish that I could get to ask 3 questions about my future and have them answered.

Granted, but they are all horrible.

 

I wish that I wasn't scared of heights.

Granted, you can only think to ask morbid ones.

 

 

 

I wish I had magic.

Granted, it allows you to know before you get ninja'd.

 

I wish that I had an ability to read minds.

Granted. You can't shut it off, the voices are very loud, and you find they're scatterbrained coalition of words and bits that make no sense.

 

I wish my earphones weren't on the verge of dying.

Granted, they are now dead.

 

 

 

I wish I had a better attention span.

Granted, now you are too aware and your brain keeps prioritizing the insignificant details over the major ones. You can paint the leaves and the trees, but never can tell what a forest looks like anymore.

 

I wish I was switched to the opposite gender.

Granted, now you have horrible feelings because the change was inccorectly done.

 

 

 

I wish I was sane.

Granted. Now you will suffer scars since your mind is fresh and at its peak to mess with.

 

I wish I was a gadgeteer genius.

Granted, however nonranted, now none of your inventions do what they're supposed to. They just do other things spectacularly well, like exploding or painting.

 

 

 

I wish I was less of a hermit man.

Granted - although you didn't clarify how you'd like that done, you're now missing parts of your body.

 

I wish for this wish to be corrupted.

Well, that's the whole point of this thread, so you wasted the wish.

 

I wish everyone was given the option of changing their title. I'm so sick of people thinking I train knights. <_<

Granted, you come up with a worse title to be called by and can't change it for over a month.

 

 

I wish I hadn't mispelled my Youtube name.

Granted, but you misspell the name of a user you're a big fan of and never find his channel again.

 

I wish be an alien and to live on a distance planet far far away and I would take over this miserable planet and eliminate those miserable creatures.

Granted, however due to the incorrect wording of your wish, you are one of 'Those miserable creates' when the alien comes.

 

 

 

I wish for a redux of Blazes wish.