Granted. You get an unlimited supply of used tissues.

 

I wish I had a torture rack.

Granted. It's too small to use on anybody you know.

 

I wish the sky was bluer.

Granted, but it turns the sunlight green. :P

 

 

I really wish I knew what to wish for here, and preferably that couldn't be corrupted by the person to post after me. #-o

 

 

~D. V. "D'oh!" Devnull

Granted, but because the wish can't be corrupted, nobody replies to this thread ever again.

 

I wish Spider-Man and Superman would come together to fight evil villains.

Granted, but they fight each other because of a misunderstanding in thinking the other is evil.

 

I wish Superheroes lack the popularity-induced immortality.

Granted, instead they all receive immorality.

 

I wish that I had enough money to get myself a gaming computer.

Granted, but all the components are faulty and the whole damned thing explodes as soon as you switch it on.

 

I wish Dragon Age 3 was out already.

Granted. You fool! You've caused EA to make Bioware rush it even more than they rushed 2! :cry:

 

Speaking of which, I wish DA2's expansion didn't get canceled.

Granted. It has a fatal error in it that causes the game to crash and never restart. The issue remains unaddressed in future patches.

 

I wish I had no homework.

Granted, but because of the fact there is no homework school time gets extended so it's from 8am-10pm, and there is no vocation on weekends or summer.

 

I wish to try high school again.

Granted. You failed.

 

I wish I was the sexiest god of them all.

I wish I was the sexiest god of them all.

Granted, but Narcissus comes along as a Greek deity and kills you dead in order to regain the throne of 'most sexy'... Sounds like a seat you shouldn't have stolen. :-?

 

 

 

I wish that no one (including myself) had to deal with a gut that is overly bloody, mega-messy, and massively time-wasting... Also, that no person's insides ever got constipated to the point of that same person's death, either. :-X

 

 

~D. V. "I hope you didn't eat shortly before reading this!" Devnull

Granted, but that pressure is now redirected to your other organs. Heart constipation sounds akin to a heart attack to me.

 

I wish I had loads of sweets to eat.

Granted, a truck full of sweets blows up near a sand, have fun eating those sweets.

 

I wish for the ability to morph into any person I want, then I'd use that ability to frame hell lot of people into robbing banks. :twisted:

Granted, you get stuck as the ugliest person alive.

 

I wish that I could have the power to shapeshift into whatever I wanted without getting stuck.

Granted, but your shapeshifts go awfully slowly, and are reminiscent of the Eddie Murphy version of "The Nutty Professor"... This results in rather goofy imagery until you've completed your shapeshift. :P

 

 

Now, since I'm short on wishes, I wish for the next poster to post their wish below. :-?

 

 

~D. V. "LOL-ville, right?" Devnull

I wish The Avengers and the Justice League would come together to make one huge group of superheroes.

 

I'd love to see Iron Man and Batman work together. Spider-Man and Superman should be friends as well.

Granted, but they get too into it and marry. Yaoi galore!

 

I wished I had a stuffed bunny rabbit plush that could snark.

Granted. But he's a heavy drinker and hates the world, and burns the house down.

 

I wish Verizon Fios was available in my area.

Granted, but it doesn't work there.

 

I wish the world was more Social Darwinist.

Granted, but the world isn't better that way.

 

I wish for a magical cheeseburger, then I'd eat it and see what happens.

Granted. You get erased from existence and nobody noticed. In your place is someone named Ylotlofsky, a person everyone legitimately adores.

 

I wish my brother was erased from existence too.

Granted, you are erased with him.

 

I wish something incredibly incredible would happen to me right now.

Granted, you get phased into another dimension where you can't interact with anything from this dimension, but you can see all of it for the rest of your unlucky life. Sucks, doesn't it? <_<

 

 

Now, I wish that my cell phone lost calls far less of the time than it does now. :wall:

 

 

~D. V. "From one bad day to another..." Devnull

Granted. When it occurs now, it'll wreck your phone entirely.

 

I wish I had some drinks and snacks to indulge on. Good quality ones too.