Granted. All his posts now must be in [note] tags.

 

I wish Bonez had to post in rainbow colors.

Granted but I get banned for abusing moderator powers

 

I wish I wasn't banned.

Granted. You can post, but not read the forums, so you have to grant wishes without reading what they are from now on.

 

I wish that Devnull had to post his signature backwards.

Granted, he hates it because word.

 

I wish that I could survive on less sleep wiithout making the day longer or feeling tired.

Granted, you only sleep 30 minutes a day and never feel tired. People assume you're some kind of freak and start to avoid you.

 

I wish I knew what the note tag did

Granted, but I find your post empty in the normal view and punch you in the face!  That's just not a tag to use on main post parts! :angry:

<*smacks so hard that they fall back onto their rear*>

 

 

I wish people would remember to use background colors when their text wouldn't be readable on one or more themes. *facewall* :wall:

 

~D. V. "...*sigh*... at least I watch my formatting..." Devnull

 

 

 

(p.s.: Quit violating Section 1.2 of Forum Rules!)

Granted, but it changes nothing about any of the previous posts.

 

I wish Devnull would have read all my wishes before he posted.

Granted, it does nothing. Devnull decides to be a Devnull about it and not follow it anyway.

 

I wish that tip.it forum rule 1.2 did not apply to this thread.

 

Mods, please don't banhammer

Granted. It already didn't apply. BAN ME MODS BRING IT

 

I wish the mods would ban me.

Granted, I continue the wish.

I wish that Steve would see this and get permission to ban Tyler for 30 minutes and screenshot for all to see.

Granted you turn into a princess frog with eternal cosmic prowess

 

I wish I knew how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood

Granted, it isn't very much actually. Beavers are still better at chucking wood regardless.

 

I wish that I had a baggie full of baggies that I could use to collect baggies.

 

 

I wish that Steve would see this and get permission to ban Tyler for 30 minutes and screenshot for all to see.

 

Granted you turn into a princess frog with eternal cosmic prowess.

??

Granted but your bags are already full and cannot fill them further.

 

I wish I had more time for rs

 

Also:

Granted. You can post, but not read the forums, so you have to grant wishes without reading what they are from now on.

Granted, but your baggies are already full, so you can't fill them anymore.

 

Your time baggies that is.

 

I'm saying you get more time for rs but it gets filled by things so actually you don't get anymore rs.

 

I wish everyone just accepted that as a valid metaphor.

Granted. It still doesn't make sense, but we accept that.

 

I wish no one would ever reply to this thread again.

Granted. The thread gets very boring.

 

I wish this were the last wish in the thread.

Granted. Now Dev is going to yell at both of us.

Granted, now Dev is happily unhappy as per usual.

 

I wish for a wish that I may wish.

Since you have unlimited wishes, this was a waste of one.

 

Also don't consider this my official return. The only reason I'm posting here is because last time I made a RuneScape related wish on the Serbii.net forums forum game the game became inactive for a week, that tells me that no one there plays RuneScape, so I'm doing my RS-related wishes here.

 

I wish for the blood of Zamorak.

Granted, it tastes terrible and isn't useful for anything but drinking.

 

I wish for the Return of Blaze!

Granted.

 

I wish for the return of Goon.

Granted, but he's a dog now

 

I wish for a nuclear apocalypse

 

Also don't consider this my official return. The only reason I'm posting here is because last time I made a RuneScape related wish on the Serbii.net forums forum game the game became inactive for a week, that tells me that no one there plays RuneScape, so I'm doing my RS-related wishes here.

What's a runescape?

Granted, but he's a dog now

I...wow.

 

I don't think you could have corrupted this wish any better. You bastard.

~~

Granted. You get a nuclear apocalypse, but it doesn't kill anyone, just mutates them. Everyone now has cancer. You bastard.

 

I wish for the end of humanity.

I wish for the end of humanity.

Granted, but you go to hell instead of heaven.  Enjoy your unlivable conditions in the afterlife. :twisted:

 

 

Also don't consider this my official return. The only reason I'm posting here is because last time I made a RuneScape related wish on the Serbii.net forums forum game the game became inactive for a week, that tells me that no one there plays RuneScape, so I'm doing my RS-related wishes here.

What's a runescape?

You realize you're asking for one hell of a retort, right? :twss:

 

 

As for me, I wish I could really be physically in eight places at once in real life... without having been chopped up, given a permanent disease, and/or made dead. :geek:

 

~D. V. "Only one me?  Multitasking sucks!" Devnull

Granted. In fact, I'll make it better. You can be in many many googolplexes at one time. There is some incredibly large but still finite number of distinguishable locations that every part of you exists in.

 

All those locations are within the bounds of your body, though.

 

I wish to be the king of Hell.