Granted, it doesn't matter. You get sucked in regardless.

 

I wish that I had a homework robot.

Granted, but the reigning school genius programs it to sabotage you.  You are perpetually cursed to get one point below passing.

 

I wish RuneTrack would fix itself already!

Granted, it fixes itself for about a day.

 

Then it becomes broken again.

 

I wish sharks were worth 3 coins each at the grand exchange and the price would NEVER increase or drop.

Granted. Jaggex locks the price and basic economics kicks in and no one sells sharks anymore.

 

I wish the lunchable advertisements with the jackalope and platypus didn't exist.

Granted. They replace it with this ad (tw: bad language)

 

I wish my earbuds worked.

Granted, but not in the way you wanted.

 

You can now hear conversations of people who live miles away from where you currently are. And are thought of as a creep.

 

I wish a shark stall was added the the Ardougne market, and said stall would respawn every 15 seconds, and it always gives a cooked shark. Then I'd steal from there a lot.

Granted, but you always get caught.

 

I wish I had a pet goldfish that would live forever.

Granted. As far as I'm concerned, you corrupted your own wish, because it's a [bleep]ing goldfish, and those are boring as [bleep] anyway.

 

I wish it was Thursday so I could be done with finals.

Granted. You fall asleep and when you wake up, it's Thursday.

 

I wish Tyler hadn't hated on my goldfish wish...

Granted. I no longer hate your goldfish wish. It doesn't make it any less crappy, I'm just more supportive. Great Wish Arceus!

 

I wish that I could not travel through time. Just stay in one time point, forever, such as that's a thing that makes sense.

Granted, everything is frozen for eternity. Nothing ever moves.

 

I wish fires I make in RuneScape would last until I log out.

I wish fires I make in RuneScape would last until I log out.

Granted, but you accidentally step through a fire, and find out it now has another effect.  Your clothes are now lit on fire, causing you to start losing 5 points of hp per 3 seconds, forcing you to grab a bucket and run to a lake, other fresh water body, or even a mere kitchen sink because salt water won't work.  This of course causes you to lose a whole lot of time you didn't wish to lose by the time you fill a bucket and drench the fire off of yourself, destroys a fair chunk of your hp, and leaves your clothes looking all scorched and dark.  Enjoy looking like hell. :twisted:

 

 

Let's wish for something really funny to happen now that doesn't result in harm/death to anyone. :pray:

 

~D. V. "Me and my long corruptions... Ugh." Devnull

Granted. Whatever it is, no one sees it.

 

I wish my dishes were done so I didn't have to do them.

Granted. They're stacked precariously on a window ledge and shatter making a huge mess (don't ask why).

 

I wish for perfect vision in the dark.

Granted. You have perfect vision in the dark, but can't see anything during the day.

 

I wish I had admin privileges.

Granted, however after you abuse them too much everyone leaves the site and don't bother coming back.

 

I wish bronze daggers were worth 15m coins, then I'd make and sell a whole bunch of them.

 

Just think of all the useful treasure I will be able to buy with all that money.

Granted, everybody starts making these bronze daggers because of value and ease of making. The market for them suddenly becomes over saturated and they go back to current value before you manage to sell any.

 

I wish that my bedroom was soundproofed so I didn't bother anyone else when I stayed up late gaming, listening to music, or watching TV.

Granted. However you are also deaf.

 

I wish I could solve an impossible math problem.

Granted...but now you can't stop solving math problems.

 

 

I wish I could have Christmas on Christmas Day without any problems resulting from it whatsoever.

Granted. Santa gives you all the little kids toys meant for lil kids.

 

I wish i could play Runescape and WoS at the same time.

Granted, you grow 2 new arms out of your forehead, but everyone avoids you now.

 

I wish I didn't have to think up a wish

Done, you have lost your self respect.

 

I wish more people would play WoS again.

I wish more people would play WoS again.

Granted, but so many people start playing that it lands up perma-crashing the server.  This makes it impossible for anyone to play ever again because everyone's profiles got blown away when the servers overloaded and crashed. :twisted:

 

 

I wish my brain would stop failing to think when I need it to not crash, but without having any seriously detrimental effects. #-o

 

~D. V. "...feeling like I'm stuck in 'Parking Gear'..." Devnull

Granted, but now you can't clear your mind... oops. :P

 

I wish something hilarious would happen.

Granted. I tell you a hilarious joke, and the admins ban us both.

 

I wish I had an infinite supply of dank memes.