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The rants forum is 99.999% trolls or people looking for luls

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It's great you know what you're talking about rustiod. Everything you've said is 100% accurate a true.

 

That being said...your a [bleep]ing [bleep] douchebag, and none of your advice will ever (or should ever) be taken seriously because of it.

disregard good advice because the giver is a douche

 

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Do you think JaGex needs to fix up the Rants section of their forums, or do you enjoy the tasteless spam?

They did. They got rid of it. Then more spam came. It's better to just let them spam the hell out of one forum with that crap than let it diffuse into the rest of the RSOF.

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There's a difference between a rant and a constructive argument. If you want to blow some steam in the quickest way possible, you go to Rants. If you want to actually give feedback about something you don't like, you go to Game Feedback.

 

Truthfully I've seen Rants as scorched earth; the only time moderation occurs (or seems to occur) is when something that really breaks the rules happens. It's not that Jagex needs to clean it up, it's just that they need to buy the inscription about the gates of Hell and hang it there, just to warn people like you and I.

 

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Seems about right....

 

 

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v., rant·ed, rant·ing, rants.

 

v.intr.

To speak or write in an angry or violent manner; rave.

 

v.tr.

To utter or express with violence or extravagance: a dictator who ranted his vitriol onto a captive audience.

 

n.

 

1. Violent or extravagant speech or writing.

2. A speech or piece of writing that incites anger or violence: "The vast majority [of teenagers logged onto the Internet] did not encounter recipes for pipe bombs or deranged rants about white supremacy" (Daniel Okrent).

3. Chiefly British. Wild or uproarious merriment.

 

 

Main Entry: rant

Pronunciation: \ˈrant\

Function: verb

Etymology: obsolete Dutch ranten, randen

Date: 1601

 

intransitive verb 1 : to talk in a noisy, excited, or declamatory manner

2 : to scold vehementlytransitive verb : to utter in a bombastic declamatory fashion

 

rant·er noun

 

rant·ing·ly \ˈran-tiŋ-lē\ adverb

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It's a lot like a garbage can. Let the kids hang out in there and complain, meanwhile the adults can go talk about improtant things... er like fictionalized histroy of make believe Gods... <_<

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leave it. the luls are worth the spamming. :thumbsup:

Yeah, look at this idiot:

 

Jagex stop pushing your religion on me. I dont believe in GODS and especially the 3 major gods of Runescape aka Saradomin,Zamorok, and Guthix. Those gods dont exists because there is no proof.

 

I am very OFFENDED that you are pushing your religion on me and my Runescape character. So i demand you remove prayer and instead replace it was a non religious source.

 

For example instead of prayer points we can use SCIENCE POINTS. Science points can allow us to use biology like invetro fertizlization and gene therapy.

 

We can also change protection prayers to protection SCIENCE.

 

Protect from melle can be a picture of Dawrins head(Since Dawrin is hot)

 

Protect from mage can be a picture of a witch burning in a stake.(Since witches should be burned

 

Protect from Range can be a picture of a monkey flinging poop (Since we evoloved from monkies)

 

The power of real scientific power should be able to work alot better then relying on imaginary gods (that dont exist)

 

So please fix it and

GOD BLESS AMERICA!

 

 

On a more serious note- If your bothered by the rants, don't visit the rant forum. It's as simple as that.

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Some of them are hilarious.

As someone else said, it's much better to have all the crap in one place.

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leave it. the luls are worth the spamming. :thumbsup:

Yeah, look at this idiot:

 

Jagex stop pushing your religion on me. I dont believe in GODS and especially the 3 major gods of Runescape aka Saradomin,Zamorok, and Guthix. Those gods dont exists because there is no proof.

 

I am very OFFENDED that you are pushing your religion on me and my Runescape character. So i demand you remove prayer and instead replace it was a non religious source.

 

For example instead of prayer points we can use SCIENCE POINTS. Science points can allow us to use biology like invetro fertizlization and gene therapy.

 

We can also change protection prayers to protection SCIENCE.

 

Protect from melle can be a picture of Dawrins head(Since Dawrin is hot)

 

Protect from mage can be a picture of a witch burning in a stake.(Since witches should be burned

 

Protect from Range can be a picture of a monkey flinging poop (Since we evoloved from monkies)

 

The power of real scientific power should be able to work alot better then relying on imaginary gods (that dont exist)

 

So please fix it and

GOD BLESS AMERICA!

 

 

On a more serious note- If your bothered by the rants, don't visit the rant forum. It's as simple as that.

 

 

Notice how he said he doesn't believe in Gods, yet at the end he put "GOD BLESS AMERICA"

lol

 

Rants are always fun.

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leave it. the luls are worth the spamming. :thumbsup:

Yeah, look at this idiot:

 

Jagex stop pushing your religion on me. I dont believe in GODS and especially the 3 major gods of Runescape aka Saradomin,Zamorok, and Guthix. Those gods dont exists because there is no proof.

 

I am very OFFENDED that you are pushing your religion on me and my Runescape character. So i demand you remove prayer and instead replace it was a non religious source.

 

For example instead of prayer points we can use SCIENCE POINTS. Science points can allow us to use biology like invetro fertizlization and gene therapy.

 

We can also change protection prayers to protection SCIENCE.

 

Protect from melle can be a picture of Dawrins head(Since Dawrin is hot)

 

Protect from mage can be a picture of a witch burning in a stake.(Since witches should be burned

 

Protect from Range can be a picture of a monkey flinging poop (Since we evoloved from monkies)

 

The power of real scientific power should be able to work alot better then relying on imaginary gods (that dont exist)

 

So please fix it and

GOD BLESS AMERICA!

 

 

On a more serious note- If your bothered by the rants, don't visit the rant forum. It's as simple as that.

 

Lol that's hilarious..... and what amazing ideas he came up with to replace prayers :rolleyes:

Protect from melle can be a picture of Dawrins head(Since Dawrin is hot)Really?

 

Protect from mage can be a picture of a witch burning in a stake.(Since witches should be burned....

 

Protect from Range can be a picture of a monkey flinging poop (Since we evoloved from monkies)Oh come on you can't be serious anymore

 

But ya it's better that jagex keeps the rants forums to keep trolls out of other forums. Let them all hang out and troll in one place.

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NO CUCUMBER IN RUNESCAPE

is there a valid reason why? i was trying to make myself a chicken salad for my runescape lunch, i had the chicken, cabbage, tomato, onion but i couldnt find cucumber and i really like cucumber

 

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The people who post on these joke threads are either: clueless that it's a joke thread, or a wanna-be-forum mod.

 

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Like the Ascii drawings these people make.

 

Why would Jagex change the rants? It's hilarious. Don't go if you don't want to read it.

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About 2 years ago the rants forum was a lot better. I mean, of course it was god awful two years ago, but now its just... unbearable. Infact, not unbearable, there's just no words to describe it... except perhaps /b/! No wait, its nothing like 4chan, nevermind. It has a long ways to go. :P

 

But I gotta say, I really enjoy some of the threads there. Some of them are just hillariously stupid, funny, or insane. I enjoy the spam. :thumbup:

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leave it. the luls are worth the spamming. :thumbsup:

Yeah, look at this idiot:

 

Jagex stop pushing your religion on me. I dont believe in GODS and especially the 3 major gods of Runescape aka Saradomin,Zamorok, and Guthix. Those gods dont exists because there is no proof.

 

I am very OFFENDED that you are pushing your religion on me and my Runescape character. So i demand you remove prayer and instead replace it was a non religious source.

 

For example instead of prayer points we can use SCIENCE POINTS. Science points can allow us to use biology like invetro fertizlization and gene therapy.

 

We can also change protection prayers to protection SCIENCE.

 

Protect from melle can be a picture of Dawrins head(Since Dawrin is hot)

 

Protect from mage can be a picture of a witch burning in a stake.(Since witches should be burned

 

Protect from Range can be a picture of a monkey flinging poop (Since we evoloved from monkies)

 

The power of real scientific power should be able to work alot better then relying on imaginary gods (that dont exist)

 

So please fix it and

GOD BLESS AMERICA!

 

 

On a more serious note- If your bothered by the rants, don't visit the rant forum. It's as simple as that.

I was about to say I hated them....then I saw this...

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About 2 years ago the rants forum was a lot better. I mean, of course it was god awful two years ago, but now its just... unbearable. Infact, not unbearable, there's just no words to describe it... except perhaps /b/! No wait, its nothing like 4chan, nevermind. It has a long ways to go. :P

 

But I gotta say, I really enjoy some of the threads there. Some of them are just hillariously stupid, funny, or insane. I enjoy the spam. :thumbup:

RULES ONE AND TWO NEW[bleep]

 

also, rants is awesome but there should be more serious attention to it

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