I'm asked if I'm gay a lot because most of the guys here are homophobic jocks. It's like a bad 80's movie sometimes, I swear. But whatevs. It gives me an excuse to tell them to not be gay and give me a kiss.

 

Kind of a [bleep] move, but oh well. At least I'm not pointing out that the only way they get girls is by providing alcohol. Not even good stuff. A guy invited me to a party where there was gonna be a 12 pack of Keystone Light right before Spring Break. I'm glad I had far more fun.

 

I'm a firm believer in shorts ending barely above the knee. I have sexy legs, so that influences my decision. The same goes for swim trunks, although I allow them to be three inches higher than my knee or so, because that's proper. Board shorts just don't look good because most guys try to hide a bad body in their absurd bagginess.

I'm asked if I'm gay a lot because most of the guys here are homophobic jocks. It's like a bad 80's movie sometimes, I swear. But whatevs. It gives me an excuse to tell them to not be gay and give me a kiss.

 

Kind of a [bleep] move, but oh well. At least I'm not pointing out that the only way they get girls is by providing alcohol. Not even good stuff. A guy invited me to a party where there was gonna be a 12 pack of Keystone Light right before Spring Break. I'm glad I had far more fun.

 

I'm a firm believer in shorts ending barely above the knee. I have sexy legs, so that influences my decision. The same goes for swim trunks, although I allow them to be three inches higher than my knee or so, because that's proper. Board shorts just don't look good because most guys try to hide a bad body in their absurd bagginess.

A 12 of Keystone? For the WHOLE party?

 

The shorts I wear are almost always either right above the knee or right below it, unless I'm playing soccer or running, in which case they generally end somewhere between the knee and mid thigh.

I have a hard time finding shorts I like. Most shorts are either have a 9 or 11 inch inseam and I prefer shorts with a 10 inch inseam because they sit kind of right about the top of my knee.

Get them cut, the shorts I have are white jeans I fell in mud with. Any tailor/cleaner will do it for under 15$, and if you're feeling adventurous, you can do it yourself (always cut lower than you want them to go, you can fold and sew them as high as you want but once they're cut they won't go any lower).

I'm asked if I'm gay a lot because most of the guys here are homophobic jocks. It's like a bad 80's movie sometimes, I swear. But whatevs. It gives me an excuse to tell them to not be gay and give me a kiss.

No, that's when you kick his knee out and elbow him in the teeth.

 

Honestly, if someone is railing on you who isn't your friend...

 

That being said I did get into plenty of trouble when I was in school.

I think shorts can look good. Though I can say I'm fully taking advantage of the fact that I can get away with wearing shorts for a few more years :D

Get them cut, the shorts I have are white jeans I fell in mud with. Any tailor/cleaner will do it for under 15$, and if you're feeling adventurous, you can do it yourself (always cut lower than you want them to go, you can fold and sew them as high as you want but once they're cut they won't go any lower).

 

Hem shorts? I get my jeans hemmed but getting shorts hemmed just seems goofy..

Who's going to know? Alternatively, you can roll them on the inside.

Adults rarely do. It shows that you need to get back to working out.

Length? (Either growing taller or shorter)

 

 

And what if you buy them big and lose weight?

That quote really answers both. And if you're planning on losing weight, I'm not sure why you're shopping for clothes that won't fit you once you reach your goals. That's setting yourself up for failure.

You can never go wrong with Express & Kennieth Coles for anything. Ever.

Will it work if we get a suit off the rack tailored? I'm curious because my only suit so far has been off the rack and the fit is kind of generic but I was wondering if its able to be tailored well for a better fit.

I don't see why you wouldn't be able to get it tailored.

An off-the-rack suit should always be tailored. Get the right alterations, it'll look designer.

What about sunglasses? They're pretty necessary, for driving and stuff.

I like wayfarers, here is a picture, i'm in the middle...

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Any other style that might look better?

Wayfarers work pretty well on you. Wayfarers and aviators are the true classics - you'll never go wrong with either. It's really just personal preference, but you will have to consider your face shape with the many different kinds of aviators. I don't know much about wayfarers except they're pretty dang cool.

 

Just, you know, not as cool as my aviators.

I love aviators <3:

There are enough pictures of me with wayfarers around :P

 

I have a pair like yours, Thammaron, they just have the mirrored lenses.

 

Example;

Nooooo, Express Men is having a 40% sale on their awesome dress shirts! This is bad because just got enough money for a PS3, and I don't know how long the sale will last >.<

 

Here's the sale if anyone's interested: http://www.express.com/1mx-shirts-40-off-642.cat?ICID=2267

I love aviators <3:

You need to have the right facial structure for aviators though, or else they just look...odd.

Nooooo, Express Men is having a 40% sale on their awesome dress shirts! This is bad because just got enough money for a PS3, and I don't know how long the sale will last >.<

 

Here's the sale if anyone's interested: http://www.express.com/1mx-shirts-40-off-642.cat?ICID=2267

I can vouch for these shirts kicking ass.

Thread revived!

I'm considering buying the H by Hudson Mestique boots that I drooled on ITT. I need sturdy footwear for the winter though, and the sole on those will kill me. Any help y'all?

As for sunglasses, aviators are a classic, Wayfarers have been done and done and done lately, Clubmasters are going in the same direction. I want to get sunglasses but they all look [developmentally delayed]ed on me.

How about a pair of these, Omar? :razz:

 

 

Andy Samberg from the Lonely Island

They don't have enough LED lights on them. :\

Haha. Wayfarers suit my face shape much better than aviators.

 

What do you think of these pair of shoes?

 

 

What do you think?

 

Also, what do you guys think of seersucker fabric?