Goonstalf Posted June 12, 2010 Share Posted June 12, 2010 If you can't seem to find the right exit, there's a key on your graphing calculator that can perform such helpful functions. But first try to walk it off, the two-towed sloth is an endangered species after all. I'm going to milk Goon's teats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RSBDavid Posted June 12, 2010 Share Posted June 12, 2010 you might want to pee alot and keep flushing, as pee is kinda acidic. To add on: Drink lots of mountain dew or water. That'll make you piss a lot. Yeah, or something with lots of caffeine. That'll make you go. Oh, Das it depends on certain medical conditions and what you eat and how hydrated you are, but urine is usually slightly basic due to dissolved Ammonia or NH3 in the body which turns into urea. You could just pour a *puts on sunglasses* a "crap load" of Drano down your drain and it will clean everything up. [software Engineer] - [Ability Bar Suggestion] - [Gaming Enthusiast] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nero Posted June 12, 2010 Share Posted June 12, 2010 I foresee a career as a plumber for this young gentleman. Vienna Raszyn Warsaw Klushino Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Musica Posted June 12, 2010 Share Posted June 12, 2010 I lol'd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i_love_burritos Posted June 12, 2010 Share Posted June 12, 2010 you might want to pee alot and keep flushing, as pee is kinda acidic. To add on: Drink lots of mountain dew or water. That'll make you piss a lot. Yeah, or something with lots of caffeine. That'll make you go. Oh, Das it depends on certain medical conditions and what you eat and how hydrated you are, but urine is usually slightly basic due to dissolved Ammonia or NH3 in the body which turns into urea. You could just pour a *puts on sunglasses* a "crap load" of Drano down your drain and it will clean everything up. That's what I just said ... 5 posts up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goonstalf Posted June 12, 2010 Share Posted June 12, 2010 If your sea monkeys appear sluggish or "horny", this is normal. There are Spanish headsets available. I'm going to milk Goon's teats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gandalf14141 Posted June 12, 2010 Share Posted June 12, 2010 Honestly I'm surprised no one has said this, but maybe you should play less RS and actually take your time and study for school? Which will get you further in life? Getting goods grades, getting accepted into college, and getting a decent job and having a successful future, OR playing RS, getting bad grades, not get accepted to college, work for the rest of your life, and make 20% less then you would have if you put the time and effort into school. Personally, I would go with the first. If the bad grades are completely unrelated to RS, then sorry, but that is my guess. P.S. I have a fireproof suit on, so flame if you want :thumbsup: Finally on here to update that I have officially quit! It's been fun.[hide=Signature]R.I.P Billy Mays and <3 My Friend C.D.S 7/8/09 <360,816th to 99 Fletching 03/07/09|220,309th Person to be Able to Kill Dusties | 10 Year Cape on 12/20/14[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fakeitormakeit2 Posted June 12, 2010 Share Posted June 12, 2010 I remember when I was a freshman I had a bet that I'd get all straight A's every trimester for every class and I think it was in Physics I got a B+ on the final so I took it, burnt it and mixed the ash into a painting I was painting and no one ever questioned where my report card was. I must say I think that was the most brilliant way of deposing of something without minimal trace evidence. Think more eccentrically next time and you won't get problems like that. Or you can just tell your parents you consumed large amounts of food from Sonic and the resulting load of defecation warped the pipes of your house causing leaks. He who wears his morality but as his best garment were better naked... Your daily life is your temple and your religion Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Giordano Posted June 12, 2010 Share Posted June 12, 2010 Ok so this year ive been getting bad grades, and report cards come in the mail. So i always beat my parentsto the mailbox. i flush them down the toilet. and now thee are 2 leaks in my house. The last time i flushed one down was in april. do you think I am responsible for the 2 leaks in the house?This is supposed to be funny? God, whoever you are, you are NOT funny. Quit [bleep]ing trolling this bull [cabbage]. "The cry of the poor is not always just, but if you never hear it you'll never know what justice is." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goonstalf Posted June 12, 2010 Share Posted June 12, 2010 Put the untied shoe onto your foot after you put on your sock. Tighten the shoe by pulling on the ends of the strings on the right and left side of the shoe. Cross the left and right strings. The left string goes under the right string and is pulled through creating a new right and left end. Take the new left end and make a loop with it. Make a loop out of the new right, and put that loop over the left loop, Tie them in a knot as done with the strings at the beginning. Pull tightly and you're done! I'm going to milk Goon's teats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pinkbullet3 Posted June 12, 2010 Share Posted June 12, 2010 Who said it was supposed to be funny? If you couldn't already tell, he's in the middle of s***ting his pants right now. ^ Blog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Giordano Posted June 12, 2010 Share Posted June 12, 2010 Two pieces of paper won't break a toilet and even if it did, he should be contacting a plumber not consulting TIF. If it even happened, of course. "The cry of the poor is not always just, but if you never hear it you'll never know what justice is." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orpheus Posted June 12, 2010 Share Posted June 12, 2010 New meme? "OTers flush report cards down their toilets?" I thought it was anything to do with fat kookaburras. I was going to eat hot dogs for dinner tonight. I think I will settle for cereal. OPEN WIDE HERE COMES THE HELICOPTER. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RSBDavid Posted June 12, 2010 Share Posted June 12, 2010 New meme? "OTers flush report cards down their toilets?" I thought it was anything to do with fat kookaburras. OTers flush glass and eat toilets. [software Engineer] - [Ability Bar Suggestion] - [Gaming Enthusiast] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goonstalf Posted June 12, 2010 Share Posted June 12, 2010 You only need to worry if it looks like it's starting to get infected. If this is the case, you should look into investing in a home gym. I'm going to milk Goon's teats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2PM Posted June 12, 2010 Share Posted June 12, 2010 Think that OT'ers are super serial people who discuss serious things.Read this thread.My face. "Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Observer Posted June 12, 2010 Share Posted June 12, 2010 You could've tried burning it. Leaves less evidence behind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RpgGamer Posted June 12, 2010 Share Posted June 12, 2010 Apparently your toilet can only swallow one kind of [cabbage]. :thumbup: I'm lovin' the sarcasm this thread is giving off. Next time you get crappy grades, eat them. They'll flush better after ward ;) Quote Quote Anyone who likes tacos is incapable of logic. Anyone who likes logic is incapable of tacos. PSA: SaqPrets is an Estonian Dude Steam: NippleBeardTM Origin: Brand_New_iPwn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sbrideau Posted June 12, 2010 Share Posted June 12, 2010 New meme? "OTers flush report cards down their toilets?" I eat glass when I'm bored :unsure: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
warren211 Posted June 12, 2010 Share Posted June 12, 2010 You've gotta be careful dude, the ink from the report cart will leak off and into the water system. You've just killed every fish in your local lake. I hope you're happy. [hide=]tip it would pay me $500.00 to keep my clothes ON :( :lol:But then again, you fail to realize that 101% of the people in this universe hate you. Yes, humankind's hatred against you goes beyond mathematical possibilities.That tears it. I'm starting an animal rebellion using my mind powers. Those PETA bastards will never see it coming until the porcupines are half way up their asses.[/hide]Apparently a lot of people say it. I own. http://linkagg.com/ Not my site, but a simple, budding site that links often unheard-of websites that are amazing for usefulness and fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blutters Posted June 12, 2010 Share Posted June 12, 2010 Apparently your toilet can only swallow one kind of [cabbage]. :thumbup: I'm lovin' the sarcasm this thread is giving off. Next time you get crappy grades, eat them. They'll flush better after ward ;)Hahahahaha!Okay dude, you've got me one for one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fastortoise Posted June 12, 2010 Share Posted June 12, 2010 Strangle and yell menacing things to your toilet until it accepts your report cardJACK BAUER STYLE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i_love_burritos Posted June 12, 2010 Share Posted June 12, 2010 Strangle and yell menacing things to your toilet until it accepts your report cardJACK BAUER STYLEOr you could do it Bruce Wayne style, dress up as Batman [well, Bruce Wayne is the mother[bleep]ing Batman] ask the toilet some very serious questions and then ask WHEEEEERE IS HEEE whilst punching the toilet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nine naked men Posted June 12, 2010 Share Posted June 12, 2010 Strangle and yell menacing things to your toilet until it accepts your report cardJACK BAUER STYLEOr you could do it Bruce Wayne style, dress up as Batman [well, Bruce Wayne is the mother[bleep]ing Batman] ask the toilet some very serious questions and then ask WHEEEEERE IS HEEE whilst punching the toilet. Just don't start with the head, it gets them all fuzzy. sleep like dead men wake up like dead men Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dark Lord Posted June 12, 2010 Share Posted June 12, 2010 or hell, just pour cans of coke in your toliet and flush - That stuff is super acidic Just be sure not to flush the empty cans. And to be honest, you should have at least torn the papers up into little pieces before flushing. SWAG Mayn U wanna be like me but U can't be me cuz U ain't got ma swagga on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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