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Ah, delusional public information films.

It's mostly there so that kids won't live in constant terror.

Those kids in the video looked terrified. You can't have the reaction speed the kid on the bike had if a nuke went off unless you were living everyday expecting it to happen.

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I'd grab a beer and go sit on the porch.

 

Dude you'd grab a beer and by the time you close the fridge you're dead.

 

 

 

I would probably waste that 1 min wondering how long til I get hit by the blast XD

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It's probably dark, or darkish where you are right now.

 

You're reading this thread, suddenly the power goes out. Your computer screen flashes off. Before you can adjust to the darkness and find your cellphone for light, a bright flash, like one of those huge LED maglites, appears for just a second in your window, like a bolt of lightning outside your house.

 

There's no rain, and oddly enough no clouds, but you do hear a sizzling noise from outside. You look outside and realize there's a bright, bright light from the opposite side of your house. There is complete and utter silence, not even the distant traffic anymore.

 

You wonder if you've been, I don't know, deafened somehow.

 

You run to the other side of your house and look out the door. Visible over the trees and houses is this.

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You have a little over a minute.

 

What do you do?

 

Tell them to land in the field behind my house and have some tea with them.

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I've actuually had a dream where that very thing described by OP happened. I layed down on my bed and jsut took it like a man. What would I actually do? I'd probably run outside and get the best view possible. An explosion that big would have to be pretty...

 

[EDIT: the mushroom cloud version of OP, not the UFO one]

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I did see a RAF Vulcan bomber over my house, turns out it was just practicing for an air show.

Rote Armee Fraktion?

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I would hide behind Littleboy and out of a miracle he would absorb all of the nuclear blast & radiation and I would live.

 

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Bubble shield.

*robin hood.gif*

 

I dont think that bubble shields exist outside of halo :<

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Grab my girl, a couple lawn chairs, light up a cigarette, put on Aenima by Tool, and watch as our blissfull destruction sets in.

 

Just looked up to see if it was any good, certainly an excellent song to end the world to. :thumbup:

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"I would spend the first 3 minutes willing the ability not to live out of my body, then I would take the rest 2 limits by combining it with the rest of my day, which I'd spend lifting weights, leisurely reading my favourite Russian literature and laughing at death." - Old Spice guy

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Probably just smile. :unsure:

 

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The only difference between Hitler and the man next door who comes home and beats his kids every day is circumstance. The intent is the same-- to harm others.

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I would laugh, not hate. I'm a male. :(

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Leroy motherbleeping jenkins. I pulled the whole instance.

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