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-Because I wouldn't world hop when I was there first.

 

 

 

-Because I use Lumbridge Homeport for convenience

 

 

 

-Because I wear Gilded Plate instead of Dragon Chain.

 

 

 

-Because I wouldn't give away my best stuff.

 

 

 

-Because I tell REAL noobs what i think of them.

 

 

 

-Because I wouldn't pay Rune Full Helm and 12k for a Fire Battlestaff.

 

 

 

-Because I walked a certain way down a path.

 

 

 

-Because I go clanless.

 

 

 

-Because I don't show people where places are when they ask me.

 

 

 

-Because I don't talk to people below the level of 75.

 

 

 

-Because I use a Lava Battlestaff instead of a Fire.

 

 

 

-Because I dont sell my items half price.

 

 

 

-Because I have all Full God Books.

 

 

 

-Because I dont pay whatever im asked for neeb items.

 

 

 

-Because I dont accept trade offers to random level 60s and minus.

 

 

 

-Because I sell my lobsters in free worlds.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

And probably for writing this list. -.-

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When I smack a 30 on them with a d 2h I'm a "pott nub!!!!!1"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Face it, 86 strength owns you.

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actually you can get called a noob for almost anything

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

you don't give me free items/enough free items>noob

 

 

 

you don't do what i ask>noob

 

 

 

you're not what i suspect>noob

 

 

 

you just are >noob :roll: happens mostly

 

 

 

you are eating>noob

 

 

 

you eat/pot/pray/pk/craft>noob

 

 

 

the thing i hate most is because i am a girl (in real life actually) and i dress like one and they think i'm a male travestite :roll: i really hate that why can't girls play RS is it only for boys?

 

 

 

believe i could go one for a few pages but that would more spammy like

 

 

 

so i keep it at it

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I am a noob because i tell people they are too poor to afford armor when they turn it off in duel arena.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Because i dont offer "Money" when they say that after offering me a worthless item.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Because i eat in the wilderness.

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I'm a noob because I died to a chicken (lvl 3).

 

 

 

I'm a noob because I can't afford bronze armour.

 

 

 

I'm a noob because I scam people for their bronze armour.

 

 

 

I'm a noob because I beg people for their phats.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You're a noob for not giving it to me.

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For doing nothing except minding my own business...he walked by, stop infront of me, called me a noob, and walked away...like wtf? He was kinda a low lvl, no special stats, just some random guy.

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1. Because I didn't stay to fight and die.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

2. Because I stayed to fight and died. -.-

Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, your commodity drops in value.
[url=http://www.imagehosting.com][img]http://www.imagehosting.com/out.php/i773526_stingtag.gif[/img][/url] [quote name="Capone_Sabre"]People in the wilderness will [b]always[/b] insult you no matter what you do. Just ignore it and kill them.[/quote]
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LOL!!! I love this topic!!!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Umm... Heres how it goes.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Me: Hey, you know that you don't have to pray on Torag right?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Other person: Noob, if you don't pray on Torag you will die so fast.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Me: But you're lvl 126 :shock: and you are wearing Guthan... Its not needed.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Person: Just go away noob scammer.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

So...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I think some people are OCD when it comes to calling people noobs, they just have to do it.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Saruman people level 126 have 99 pray, so they might actually have prayer by the time they get to torag :shock:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Im a noob because i joke around with friends in 1337speak and because i annoy somone for absolutely no reason so they flame me.

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I'm a noob because...

 

 

 

- I didn't "share" mith rocks with other miners

 

 

 

- Ignoring emote beggars

 

 

 

- Fming while wearing full zammy

 

 

 

- I have a higher mining lvl than someone

 

 

 

- I play rs more than that person

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World : 59

 

 

 

Place : Abbyssal Demons

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Doing a nice, fat, juicy 198 abby demons slayer task.. everything is quiet, peacefull.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

a lvl 73 comes in *another one trying to buying a whip for 1m, i thought to myself*. that's what exactly happened:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

lvl 73: hi

 

 

 

Me : hiya bud

 

 

 

lvl 73: umm.. i know this is gonna sound noobish but..

 

 

 

lvl 73: can i have some free shtoph?

 

 

 

Me : well i just got here... don't have anything on me, sry.

 

 

 

lvl 73: awmagawsh... liar

 

 

 

me : ok sure..

 

 

 

lvl 73: and you admit it?

 

 

 

Me: -.-

 

 

 

lvl 73: ok how about some rune? i know these drop chains and meds

 

 

 

Me: yepp.. but i just got here like i said.. i haven't got anything yet

 

 

 

lvl 73: darn you liar!

 

 

 

Me: lmao.. k

 

 

 

lvl 73: red: bank sale!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

 

lvl 73: red: awesome bank sale!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!

 

 

 

lvl 73: red: selling all kinda shtuph.. bank sale!!!!!! worth 2MMMMMM

 

 

 

lvl 73: bank sale!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

he kept on 'bank saling' for at least 10 minutes without anyone giving him any kind of attention.. finally he 'follows' me again and says:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

lvl 73: hope that changed your mind

 

 

 

Me: about what?

 

 

 

lvl 73: i'll keep on annoying you till you give me something for free

 

 

 

Me: hmm.. no sry

 

 

 

lvl 73: ok give me a free whip that's all i'm asking for

 

 

 

Me: sry.. i think not

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

lvl 73 keeps on trading me for at least 2 or 3 minutes non-stop then finally

 

 

 

starts running through the room shouthing: 'myname is a noob he scammed my whip watch out!!!'

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

realizing he didn't get the attention he desired he finally came back to me and said: awmagawsh you freaking nooob.. i hate you

 

 

 

Me: thanks lol

 

 

 

lvl 73: newb, nooblet, nubcake, newbinated, newbz0r... n33b!!!!!!!!!

 

 

 

Me: thanks again bud :)

 

 

 

lvl 73: shut up!

 

 

 

Me: ok

 

 

 

lvl 73: n00000000000000000b!!!!!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

finally he teles... while still shouting noob :?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

that's a real one lol, no embellishements and no spicing...

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i was a noob because i got ambushed by 4 lvl 96-104s and i tele'd because i had full ahrim on

 

 

 

tele noob if you cant afford to pk in ahrim then dont.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Anyone else think that this idiot didn't really get the idea of this post?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Safe noob this has to be the worst. I mean in the long run we have the same amount of food I'm just not going to get picked off by a lucky high hit.

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Using full Guthans to heal instead of using food, using slayer dart instead of ancienting, ...

Retired

2146 overall - 136 combat - 6 skillcapes

 

Plus I think the whole teenage girl thing will end soon (hopefully), because my girlfriend is absolutely in love with him(she is 18), and im beginning to feel threatened by his [Justin Bieber] dashing looks.

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