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I'm A "Noob"

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I was called a noob for having a Dragon Fire Shield......

 

I was called a noob for having a Quest Cape

 

I was called a noob for having a Cooking Cape

 

I was called a noob for not having tried Barrows

 

I was called a noob for making all the pots I use myself

 

I was called a noob for picking up items I find on the ground

 

I was called a noob for hunting where someone else wanted to

 

I was called a noob for not giving up a spot I was training in

 

 

 

Ehhh, I'm sure there are others. I am the king of noobs.

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I'm a noob because I didn't show some random kid one of my 4 masks.

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Runescaper since June 2005

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im a noob because my friends grandad died :-s :-k

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That's why you're on the TZDF blackdawn. Even your balls can tear zombies to shreds.

i don't get called a noob but when i did i was only called a lieing noob (back then people didn't belive a level 70 could have 90 wc)

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I got called a noob for selling 500k iron knives. =\

 

 

 

Lemme explain:

 

 

 

APPARENTLY, Iron knives are "poor money" and that I wasted my time smithing them..

 

Even though, I'm 55 smithing and won the knives in a stake. =\

 

 

 

 

 

I got called a "woodcutting noob" by a level 106 with 1,045 total because I have a woodcutting cape. I was alching at duel arena and he said "lol razor (I HATE when people call me Razor, it's really, really offensive) you're a woodcutting noob, go cut some wood instead of getting your nooby mage up"

 

I was 85 mage, he was 67.. >.> The arguement got intense, so I got my dragonfire shield, Whip and Ahrims and owned the hell out of him. :) I was 90 combat and he was 106. I stunned and entangled him and used fire waves. And he called me a noob for me OWNING HIM.

 

 

 

Next story:

 

I got called a noob for not selling my dragonfire shield for 19m.. They're what, 23m at the moment?

 

 

 

Also I get called a noob because I don't have a rare.. =\

 

Rares are a waste of cash, they are absolutely useless and should be spent on more worthwhile things.

 

 

 

And that's it, really. =)

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"Football is a simple game made complicated by people who should know better."

Because I gave a person a sweet deal. <.<

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If the police arrest a mime do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?

i am a noob sence i use zammy spear

 

 

 

i am a noob sence i dont merchant

 

 

 

i am a noob sence i dont have barrows

 

 

 

i am a noob sence i dont pk

 

 

 

i am a noob sence i think whips are over rated

 

 

 

i am a noob sence i like to train def

..because i didnt trade with some random person..

 

 

 

I was hacked recently, so now whenever I trade with a lv 20 BECAUSE THEY TRADED ME IN THE FIRST PLACE they close the window and call me a noob.

 

WTF!? What's that all about!!!??? :wall: :evil:

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I couldn't go on after page 4. These days you are a noob for pretty much anything. I rest my case. Goodbye.

 

Kidding!

 

I have my list too:

 

Guy:gif mi free staf plz

 

Me: No and please learn to spell ok?

 

Guy:noob my main lvl 146 he can kuil u!

 

 

 

well it's only one but meh :P

I'm a noob because I train my firemaking with willows which I cut myself.

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Master of Firemaking since 10-11-2007 Yes, I QUIT! =]

Master of Woodcutting since Christmas 2007

Completed all quests - Completed all achievement diaries.

Apparently you're a noob if you don't buy "Nacher R00nz" for 500 each.

 

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The word noob is blatently overused in runescape. People use it for no reason. If you kill them in a way they deem unfair (after healing, safing, poisoning) in my opinion, there the noobs for not taking advantage of these great ways to WIN!

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Shut up dba noob.

 

 

 

I'm ftp, so I get called a noob for pretty much everything.

 

 

 

Him: level333 fight?

 

Me: no.

 

Him: noob.

 

 

 

That's the most common one.

Treasure trail items: 9

Dragon drops: 0

random person: Hey d00d, can I have some free stuff please?

 

me(in a 5m attire):0mgz0rz, j00 are r1ch, gimmie st00f pl0x?

 

random person: omg, I asked you for stuff first noob

Yayyyyyy...

For being lvl 78 and having a firemaking cape.

 

For having a untrimmed firemaking cape.

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Albel/Justin

Albel doesn't say anything anymore, just comes in, leaves an arrow and vanishes into the night :(Probably
practising some euphonium

You nearly had me fooled, you fooler you

Euphonium/10.

9/10. To me, always associate Albel with musical stuff in OT.

Everyone with a goatee and glasses is Albel now.

lmfao albel m8 wat r u doin, hi though.

 

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[hide=Runescape Achievements]99 firemaking(2007), 99 woodcutting(2008), 99 fletching(2009), 99 magic(2010), 99 cooking(2010), 99 farming(2011), 99 construction(2011), 99 runecrafting(2012), 99 Hunter (2014),  99 ranged (2015), 99 HP (2015), 99 Slayer (2015), 99 attack (2015) 99 Defense (2015) 99 Prayer (2015) 99 Summoning (2015) 99 Strength(2015) 99 Herblore (2015) 99 Dungeoneering (2017)  99 Mining (2017) 99 Crafting (2017) 99 Smithing (2017) 99 Thieving (2017)  99 invention (2017) 99 Fishing (2018), 99 Divination (2018), 99 Agility (2018), MAXED (05/17/2018)[/hide]

cause i wouldent sell this lvl 11 my rubber chickenn for 11gp a cabbage and bronze med helm =/

i was a noob because i got ambushed by 4 lvl 96-104s and i tele'd because i had full ahrim on

 

 

 

Umm if you had telle runes you are a nub. Stupidest time I got called a noob was when I was pking and apparently, I am a 'rune arrows nooob' because I pk with rune arrows..or..

 

 

 

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noob wishes to trade with you

 

noob wishes to trade with you

 

noob wishes to trade with you

 

*I trade, he puts up robin, I offer 2.1M, 2.4M nooobbb!!111!1*

 

 

 

STFU man. He's being smart by brining teleporting runes, not anoon. And work on your bloody [bleep]ing grammar. It makes you look like the noob, which you are.

 

 

 

And by the way, go [bleep] yourself, man.

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I'm a noob necause I didn't skull myself on a 1-itemer like i was supposed to so he could kill me...

 

 

 

...and then because I 3-hit him before he could protect his dds...

 

 

 

I'm a noob because I couldn't kill the person with the flag in cw..even though he couldn't kill me either when i was scoring...

 

 

 

haha noob.

 

 

 

Go [bleep] yourself, you stupid spamming noob.

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i was a noob because i got ambushed by 4 lvl 96-104s and i tele'd because i had full ahrim on

 

 

 

Umm if you had telle runes you are a nub. Stupidest time I got called a noob was when I was pking and apparently, I am a 'rune arrows nooob' because I pk with rune arrows..or..

 

 

 

noob wishes to trade with you

 

noob wishes to trade with you

 

noob wishes to trade with you

 

noob wishes to trade with you

 

noob wishes to trade with you

 

noob wishes to trade with you

 

noob wishes to trade with you

 

noob wishes to trade with you

 

*I trade, he puts up robin, I offer 2.1M, 2.4M nooobbb!!111!1*

 

 

 

STFU man. He's being smart by brining teleporting runes, not anoon. And work on your bloody [bleep] grammar. It makes you look like the noob, which you are.

 

 

 

And by the way, go [bleep] yourself, man.

 

 

 

 

 

Geekguy, you took the words right out of my mouth :D

 

 

 

 

 

Getting called a noob for farcasting in c wars.

 

Getting called a noob for stealing other teams flag.

 

Getting called a noob for using bandages.

 

(I really gotta turn my private chat to friends)

 

For killing off a load of level 100s in fight pits.

 

Trying to do my clue, and i was tbed, entangled and saradomain striked by a level 74 pure, and he called me a noob after

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98% Of teenagers surround their minds with rap music, if you're part of the 2% that stayed with rock, put this in your signature, ROCK IS BETTER!

Your not a noob

 

 

 

People are just idiots like that

 

 

 

Once a guy asked me to give him my dfs and 5mill

 

I said no he said I was a noob =[

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Barrow Items: 45 (3 Guthan Spears)(12/25/06)(1/1/07)(04/07/07)

Proud Owner Of Quest Cape SINCE the day it came out

Got Visage July 31, 2007

Visage #2 August 4th, 2008

AFTER ONE HOUR of googeling i'v came to the conclusion that there is no game called real life :evil:

I just started, and I asked someone to take me to the wizard tower for a quest, and they said 'I only take smart players places, not ugly noobs like you'. <.<

I created this new specially designed scam detection software i've code named "common sense", it's saying its a scam.

for CWing with d dag p++

 

for killing a lvl 105

 

for pking somebody

 

for using prayer

 

 

 

(looks at list of reasons i have been called a noob)

 

this is gonna be a while...

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Get back here so I can rub your butt.

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i got called defence noob at duel arena.

 

I have 50 defence :D :o :shock: :? :!: :!:

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I'm a noob because im lvl 80 and only have 50 ranged.

 

I'm a noob for going for 99 hunter.

 

I'm a noob for not giving a guy 100k because he was poor...

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Albel/Justin

Albel doesn't say anything anymore, just comes in, leaves an arrow and vanishes into the night :(Probably
practising some euphonium

You nearly had me fooled, you fooler you

Euphonium/10.

9/10. To me, always associate Albel with musical stuff in OT.

Everyone with a goatee and glasses is Albel now.

lmfao albel m8 wat r u doin, hi though.

 

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[hide=Runescape Achievements]99 firemaking(2007), 99 woodcutting(2008), 99 fletching(2009), 99 magic(2010), 99 cooking(2010), 99 farming(2011), 99 construction(2011), 99 runecrafting(2012), 99 Hunter (2014),  99 ranged (2015), 99 HP (2015), 99 Slayer (2015), 99 attack (2015) 99 Defense (2015) 99 Prayer (2015) 99 Summoning (2015) 99 Strength(2015) 99 Herblore (2015) 99 Dungeoneering (2017)  99 Mining (2017) 99 Crafting (2017) 99 Smithing (2017) 99 Thieving (2017)  99 invention (2017) 99 Fishing (2018), 99 Divination (2018), 99 Agility (2018), MAXED (05/17/2018)[/hide]

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