I'm A "Noob"

[harakoni]

hopw you guys dont mind but i nicked some great ideas for my noob-tionary, a dictionary of "noob words" if you liked this pos im sure youll like mine, its pretty similar, links in my sig.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

some great material here guys, iv stolen it all :D

[Mcqueen]

hopw you guys dont mind but i nicked some great ideas for my noob-tionary, a dictionary of "noob words" if you liked this pos im sure youll like mine, its pretty similar, links in my sig.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

some great material here guys, iv stolen it all :D

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Rofl I love it :wink: Feel free to use any material you from this thread if you like :)

[thebigcheez]

I use teleports when I'm in the wilderness but not pking. Makes me a noob.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I use prayer when being teamed by people 10 levels higher than me in Castle Wars. Makes me a noob.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I use bandages in Castle Wars, which are provided for everyone. Makes me a noob.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I choose not to do a lot of quests because I don't enjoy them. Makes me a noob.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I've been playing on and off for four years and I'm only level 90. Makes me a noob.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wear bronze armor because it keeps beggars away. Makes me a noob.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I don't like combat skills. Makes me a noob.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I merchant to make money because I actually enjoy it. Makes me a noob.

[Metroid]

For not selling my santa for 20 fire runes and 7k

[Rebdragon]

For not selling my santa for 20 fire runes and 7k

 

Good bump, there's a large opening for discussion here :o :thumbsup: .

 

 

 

Apparently, I'm a Noob because I don't fight a horde of meleers in CW head on, but instead Ice Barrage them from a distance.

[FrankyBrown]

For not selling my santa for 20 fire runes and 7k

 

Good bump, there's a large opening for discussion here :o :thumbsup: .

 

 

 

Apparently, I'm a Noob because I don't fight a horde of meleers in CW head on, but instead Ice Barrage them from a distance.

 

 

 

Same thing sort of except, I'm a noob for freezing a group of meleers then running back and ranging them with cbow so they cant attack me :o Then also swapping to attack with magic if they pray range and swapping back to range if they pray mage :lol: 'nub y dnt u fite us up clos lyk a gud prsn nt a runnin noob'..Oh sorry I was under the impression that when using range and mage you're supposed to keep distance from a group of angry, pc power leveled meleers :oops:

[curlingrock0]

gotta hate those ppl that are over 100 cb and are 126 cb wanna bes at cwars that call other ppl noobs while they cant fight 1 on 1... there the nubs here

[Freesia]

I was a noob for:

 

 

 

-safespot ranging

 

-not sharing mith rocks

 

 

 

Thats all for the moment

[FrankyBrown]

gotta hate those ppl that are over 100 cb and are 126 cb wanna bes at cwars that call other ppl noobs while they cant fight 1 on 1... there the nubs here

 

 

 

Thats because they're the level 70s you see walking around calling everyone noob and acting tough except they've used pc to get 100cb in a week so they can 'own' people :P

[antonwhy]

i am one too, im am proud of it

[jwrm22]

my list:

 

- cooking lobsters no swordys,

 

- crafting air runes on 65 rcing,

 

- praying while runemining,

 

- not member,

 

- not paying 40 each for ess,

 

- becuz i burryed the bigbones from ice gigants,

 

etc etc...

[lol000999]

For dieing 20 on 1 with warriors, mages and rangers on me not just one type.

 

And for using bandages in cw :roll:

[malo2]

for having 99 wc

 

for teleporting away from a group of about 10 pkers

[Caxis]

*Starts mining coal*

 

*Some other miner comes up to mine the rock with me*

 

*I get the ore*

 

"Noob"

 

 

 

Also happens when I outmine people on gold, mithril, or addy.

[Peronix]

I've been called a noob 23 times because I won't give money to t3h poor noob. It's funny, because I can make like 100k an hour on my n00b pker that I just signed for members with NO skills other than 46 ranged by picking flax. Yeah, I don't even need to drop trade :notalk:. Golly gee, if they just got off their lazy [wagon] they could have a decent set of armor in a few hours. And in mabye a few days enough for torags, and another four after that, a whip. (yeah I know it's boring to pick flax. but it's the best way to make money for a noob with no skills). Also been called a noob because...

 

 

 

-I won't buy some random item that a level 80 puts up in a trade window after trading me out of nowhere, or when I'm trying to buy/sell somthing.

 

-I don't want to talk to people when they say 'hi' to me.

 

-I got owned by a level 90 with 99 range/mage.

 

-I beat some level 110+ in a fun duel like 5 times in a row (and they keep running back up to me and challenging me...) and then eventually they call me a praying/potting noob. Yeah, I pray/pot, only got literally 500 super attacks in the bank. Lol.

 

-About 50% of the time I get beat in castlewars :roll:

 

-About 75% of the time someone kills me in a house dungeun :roll: :roll:

 

 

 

Can't think of anymore off the top of my head, but I'm sure there has got to be like 10-15 more.

 

 

 

EDIT: Yeah, I just had to add a few more.

 

 

 

-Getting owned by a level 60-70 with DDS specs on the way to mage bank with nothing more than a knife. Yeah, "OMFGORZ BONES NICE PK M8!!!!one!!11eleven!"

 

-I get called a noob when I come back with a DDS and own the noob for a phr33 DDS, and by the level 125 Mr. DI guy that PJs me.

 

-I get called a noob again when I come back and manage to sneak past the 1337 d00d and finally buy some laws from the rune store.

[Meta_Mucil]

I just recently was called a 'phat noob' because I did not know what a phat was. I hate acronyms. When I found out it meant a party hat, I laughed.

 

 

 

Meta Mucil

[Jys]

i'm a "noob" because i said laws are 1k, or something like that :shock:

[chenw]

i got called a noob by a 105 (yes, 105, i was 106) for standing at the edge bridge :-?

[icecube]

Actually, just about anyone can be a noob.

 

 

 

The definition of noob is different than newb, which what most people are thinking of. Newb means new blood or a new player, anything to that extent. Noob is an insult that people commonly use because they're jealous, because they just don't like you, or they want to put you down and hurt you e-feelings.

[Wartobi12]

Actually using the d b axe and not long or scim is noob =;

[Holy_Monk]

I find it Helarious when i get called a Noob when i dont give free stuff to "Noobs' ..gives me another reason to hate low levels even thou its only the Dumb and annoying ones who ask for free stuff..

 

 

 

 

 

"free stuff Plox!"

 

 

 

"uh-no"

 

 

 

"Noob, i am gonna report you to Jegax!"

 

 

 

"Oh reaaarry?...ok go ahead :D"

[supercanon14]

So far in the 2 weeks I've been back I've found out I'm a "noob" because:

 

 

 

-I don't give away my best stuff for free.

 

-I fight monsters in the most efficient way.

 

-I'm not happy for people because they got to level 20.

 

-I died to 5 level 90's in Castle Wars.

 

-I won't sell 4 dose prayer potions for 4k each.

 

-I use a dragon battle axe, not an abby whip.

 

-I don't have full Borrows armor.

 

-I got hacked 8 months ago.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

err i got hacked about a year ago

 

 

 

i got a dba and dont use whip(member ran out so i can use eather but i get year... evenculy) i dont give away my good stuff

[mad4beanies]

spending all my money on construction and friends because of my intent to leave the game earns me a noobship apparently

[Jard_Y_Dooku]

Because my house is better than my friend's and he's jealous.

[T. Skill]

Because I had lower range then someone else. :?

 

 

 

I never called you a noob, Mr Darksky :P No one did either lol

 

 

 

Back on the topic, I very often get called "ranger noob" or the like at cwar =) But that's usually because they're doing a death kneel and are frustrated at dying before even reaching me...

 

 

 

Lol that's great =D>

 

 

 

I get called a noob for a lot of things...

 

 

 

1) Not having a whip and using a d scimmi(keep in mind I'm lvl 71 w/ 60 att and 66 str which is why I don't have whip b/c i can't use it)

 

2) Being a ranger noob when I range monsters to train range, prayer, or get blood drops at ankous.

 

3) Being under lvl 80

 

4) Being higher than lvl 70 (apparently that makes me have no life wtf??)

 

5) Only having 40 def (somewhat of a rune pure)

 

6) Being a def noob for having 40 def...

 

7) Praying against mage when i get anciented in CW

 

8) The ever so wonderful not giving away stuff to ppl who say "fr33 m0n3y pl0x"

 

9) Not using 1337 speak (I pretty much hate it lol)

 

10) Not having 70+ mage and range

 

11) Having 60+ mage and range

 

12) Heres the best, being called a mage noob for owning someone in duel arena with fire blast then in a rematch they said they wanted to fight with melee(didn't turn mage off) and then maged me..