The Back Room

[jasignhagj]

Forum can haz more lifez??

 

Honestly though, If I started a new hegemony in around a week, would anyone play it?

[Seraphi]

Don't buy a Mesh computer.

 

Mine was bricked before it arrived, apparantly. It crashes within 40 seconds every single time I try to turn it on, displaying a random error message or just dying behind a black screen. The front half of the case has slid over the USB slots, and the grill looks like somebody has hit it with a hammer.

 

I spent 2 hours listening to elevator music in a queue before being cut off, then found out I can't get support on the website because the serial number is wrong. Wat.

[jasignhagj]

[cabbage]ty luck. Id get a refund and buy parts to build it myself. It really isn't that hard, just get a few books from the library and look up videos on YouTube if you don't know how to do something.

[Seraphi]

I don't trust myself enough not to get annoyed half way through and throw the entire thing out of the window.

 

I'll just have to get it fixed. At least I have a warranty.

[jasignhagj]

That works too. Ive never heard of mesh before, is it a UK company?

[Seraphi]

Yeah, supposed to be the "best" UK manufacturer.

 

Although the massive black brick occupying the corner of my room would say otherwise.

[jasignhagj]

It's probably the shipping company's fault that it got banged up.

[Nexaduro]

Meh, the worst part with building a computer is waiting on all the parts. My current one is a custom me and my dad made using a frame and basic equipment from more than a decade ago as well as a top-of-the-line graphics card and motherboard. :thumbsup:

 

Works like a charm, though everything I install is incapable of getting online without days of hassle. That would be due to the MASSIVE FIREWALL OF HACK PROTECTION (+20 to Disease Defense) that doesn't let anything in.

 

Or out... :blink:

[Grim_]

Heh forgotten beast (lets see how this plays out).

[Earth]

Stork, my catapult randomly took out a goblinin seige in 5 seconds. With a level 0 operator.

[Jehosaphat]

Stork, my catapult randomly took out a goblinin seige in 5 seconds. With a level 0 operator.

So whaddaya think a legendary one could do?

 

Masterwork catapults with legendary operators.... =P~

[Earth]

masterwork catapult with a [cabbage]ty operator bashed in the heads of 50 golbins from 3 Z levels above them.. So it'd be godlike. Unfortunatley, had the catapult not been in okace, bye bye me. I had no other defences.

[Jehosaphat]

masterwork catapult with a [cabbage]ty operator bashed in the heads of 50 golbins from 3 Z levels above them.. So it'd be godlike. Unfortunatley, had the catapult not been in okace, bye bye me. I had no other defences.

Catapult and a row of green glass spiked balls or some other modded-in green glass trap weapon that has a massive number of hits. Because when you have a set of 10 glass balls screaming towards you, each bound to hit you i think it was 6 times before you can move away.... one of them's bound to injure SOMEthing. So wounded goblin passes out, and is picked off by catapult.

 

Problem solved. All you really need for defense is a sandy volcano and a narrow passageway.

[Earth]

Problem, no sand.

[The_Mather1]

I just realized why I like Still Alive...

It pretty much sums up my love life + how it hopefully will be. :wall:

Just switch dead with broken hearted and cake/people who are still alive with the girl who'll hopefully become my GF.

[Seraphi]

Don't use glass in traps, it has an uninitialized [MAX_EDGE], which, in laymans terms, means that it is completely random, but usually really bad.

 

About the best thing glass traps will do is train the goblins up to legendary dodger/shield/armour user.

[Jehosaphat]

Don't use glass in traps, it has an uninitialized [MAX_EDGE], which, in laymans terms, means that it is completely random, but usually really bad.

 

About the best thing glass traps will do is train the goblins up to legendary dodger/shield/armour user.

Not if you have a masterwork catapult covering them while they go "WTH a trap?!?"

 

And if you're really good, it'll be several masterwork catapults.

[Seraphi]

Although a fun idea is to make a 1x1 platform surrounded by 10 z level drops into spike pits, then line the platform with any trap, glass, wooden, doesn't matter. Heck, stonefall traps would work.

 

The goblins have a 2/3 chance of dodging to their death with every step.

[Jehosaphat]

Although a fun idea is to make a 1x1 platform surrounded by 10 z level drops into spike pits, then line the platform with any trap, glass, wooden, doesn't matter. Heck, stonefall traps would work.

 

The goblins have a 2/3 chance of dodging to their death with every step.

Spikes? Use magma, you pansy.

[Seraphi]

I turn off temperature to conserve fps on my laptop.

 

Thus, spikes make for faster (And more interesting) death.

[Jehosaphat]

I turn off temperature to conserve fps on my laptop.

 

Thus, spikes make for faster (And more interesting) death.

Spikes submerged in magma. Kills goblins, and makes cleanup easy.

 

Also, I've been bored lately, and I'm thinking of writing a story. Might post some of it here once I get off my ass and actually write it.

[Icuownage]

Blargh, I've been bored lately too, I have been writing a story (prologue is posted in Varrock library)

 

I've been giving some mmorpgs a try.

[Jehosaphat]

So... I remembered that I'm better at drawing than I am at writing. Which isn't saying much, considering that I'm so out-of-practice in both that I currently have the drawing skills of a monkey, and the writing skills of tapioca pudding.

 

I guess I'll try putting the story in both formats, then see which one comes out better.

[Earth]

bah, the military system is Beyond me.

[jasignhagj]

I accidentally hit the next topic button instead of the Tavern button, it came up with red error message, and I thought they deleted the tavern or something :ohnoes: