So. A blog made by Alg.  This can't possibly end well, but here it is.

Now with 18% more banner.

So I'm actually playing the game, and against my better judgment I came out of it with some goals. Simple enough things, almost all long-term since I'm a damn casual. But now they're recorded in such a way that I'll remember to do them when I feel like it, rather than just bankstanding all day while writing terrible fanfiction.

I should also probably mention that I don't actually know how blogging works BUT ANYWAY

Here's what I have.

 
For 2014:
99s:

 
Ports:




"But Alg, what about Hunter?" Nope. Not happening. Never.

 
Other:
- Overloads without boosts
- Reclaim 80 cape
-  Dat spear
- Adze ensues
- Because why not?
 
A couple that don't justify a signature:
90 WC
95 Prayer
 
 

[spoiler=2013's goals!]
I'm not as ambitious as the rest of the board, as you can see. No comp capes or partyhats or what-have-you. But there are these.

99s. The reasonable ones.
All completed

Ports. The unreasonable ones.
Smithing ended at 83/90
Crafting ended at 86/90
RC ended, at 81/90
Slayer was completed!

And now for the fun stuff. Note: "Fun" is a relative term.
[spoiler=Images]
[spoiler=99 Dungeoneering]

 
[spoiler="99 Constitutioneering]

 
[spoiler=99 Magineering...?]

 

 

[spoiler=99 Defenseneering]

 

 

 

[spoiler=2400]

 

 

[spoiler=Raaaanged]

 

 
[spoiler='Fashionscape]
Coming soon!

[spoiler=Other things]
 

 

And a category that will be updated considerably more often than the others!
[spoiler=Reasons I'm not accomplishing any of these']Two words: Nuzlocke Challenge
The stars are not yet aligned.
ATLA.
Old West-style bank robberies
Steam sale
Evangelion
Trapped by mountain lions
Classes.
Alien invasions in Morocco
Hell if I know

 

I thought you had a blog before.

 

Although I am surprised I out-level most of your port skills aside from fletching by a good deal, but you will likely remedy that given my retired status.

Maybe Tip it times IS his blog

I thought you had a blog before.

A fresh start was necessary.

Makes sense. But since you mentioned your Nuzlocke, are you going to provide stories on that or keep sharing with personal friends?

Probably the latter, unless something interesting comes up.

 

Example: proving that Meganium can pull its weight in gen 2 by virtue of tanking absolutely everything.

And now for the fun stuff. Note: "Fun" is a relative term.

[spoiler=Images]

Surprise! There are none.

 

[spoiler=Other things]

Nothing here either. You should have seen this coming.

 

 

 

I hate you.

 

Also, what's up with the unreasonable ports skills? You mean to tell me thieving and fishing were reasonable?

Likely because a good number of those skills are either expensive (smithing) or tedious beyond hell (runecrafting). It really becomes utter torture at times personally.

 

Alg, you are probably the only person I know in existence who even likes the Chikorita line.

Hi welcome to blogging again, you should get 80 Runecrafting so you can say all of your stats are 80+.

 

Other than that good luck with all of your goals, if you get bored and want to read another blog, check mine out. ;)

There's still hunter after that.

 

Chikorita line is underrated, especially since I added a "no healing items in battle" rule. Synthesis + poison = no trouble with Clair, even when close to 5 levels under.

 

Fishing was relaxing and social. Thieving... I'm not entirely sure how I managed that one. Either way, I can't afford the others and Span is just a pain after all the nerfs.

 

Either way, bumping for fashionscape.

 

Finally managed to get that spear, so that's one thing off the list. Actual achievements pending.

I sense much fashionscape in you young Alg.

I sense much fashionscape in you young Alg.

 

I totally haven't spent $200 worth of Runecoins because fasionscape...

#fashionscape is a worthy cause.

Speaking of worthy causes... how cool would it be if Jagex had a special part of Solomon's General store where every dollar/euro/pound/etc. spent on RuneCoins was sent to a charity?

OMG INEFFICIENT

hi alg

Obligatory welcome (back) to blogscaping your rs (and not) adventures.

I vow to teach you pvmprod some day.

Worst. Blog. Ever.

 

I shall only visit it 8 more times....today.

Once ise has 1k pages we move here

Omg skirmisher cuirass so damn jelly

So much jelly that we could make many PB&Js and give to the homeless for charity. Or sell it for profit as "Alg & Fiends' Sammiches of Pure Jelly" for as long as we can.

Responses. Responses everywhere. And I have nothing to show for it but a bit of dungeoneering exp and a new page. Something like 900k to 99, ideally I'll be able to get it before resetting again.

 

Also, in no particular order:

hi Spa

Ambler's a nub

as is Draz

inefficiency is my ambrosia

FASHIONSCAPE

the jelly sandwiches must include toasted bread

CharityCoins might actually be worth buying

$200 on Runecoins? Is there even that much stuff worth buying?

Skirmisher is surprisingly nice

So much for keeping my piece of the nest clean, then. Not that that's a bad thing

Nothing in your list of text for me? I feel left out, or maybe I am just greedy.

 

Dungeoneering cape is okay-ish, but I doubt it'd look good on you as much as a trimmed Magic one. Not because blue is your thing, but I think Dungeoneering(t) is a fashion atrocity in general. If you really want the ambrosia of inefficiency, spent some time drowning yourself in kegs in-game and going hedonistic in-real life with chocolate sauce.

Unfortunately, I don't have chocolate sauce. Yours was the toasted bread thing.

Oh. I'll go dissect stuffed animals then...

Am I the fashionscape comment?

Please say yus :<