You get boneitis and forget to take your medicine.

You get a chance to fly on a dragon, you accidently fall off the dragon, and a dark wizard manages to kill the dragon. And you die. A rescue helicopter comes, but they are too late.

The helicopter accidentally lands on you.

you fall off a cliff while i laugh

You laugh so hard you can't breath and suffocate yourself

You die of playing runescape too much.

died from playing catch me if you can with a bear. :XD:

While walking in the nature an ogre asks you, "Mind joining me for dinner?" and you ask "It depends, what will be for dinner?", and the ogre says "Why, you of course", and eats you before you get the chance to run.

You pickpocketed from a lava monstrosity, and the gold it had burned your hands. Then it threw a fireball at you. Now your career's ruined. xD

the wise old man apears out of nowhere and strikes you down with his saradomin staff using all the powers of Zaros, the one true God of Runescape!!!

the wise old man has a heart attack, i steal the staff and cast the powers of Zaros on you,

And then you start eating potatoes for a decade and suddenly die. I think there's something in potatoes that actually makes you die if you eat too much of it. :ohnoes:

He barfs on you and you die of disgust.

A giant frog steps on you.

Your Blaziken accidentally sets you on fire. Hits for 666.

I shoot you if you won't tell me, if I'm also dead on earth as well as the pok̮̩̉̉mon world.

your poke mon turn on you and force you to watch old reruns of unsubbed japanese version pokemon episodes from season 1

How does that kill me? :roll:

 

 

 

I throw you to a [bleep]e pit.

i drag you down with me

you open a door,

 

look left,

 

look right,

 

take a step,

 

and fall off a 300' cliff into [bleep]es,

 

poor you :cry:

You laugh with the guy then you fall also into it :shock:

You are so shocked you don't see the two thousand ton genetically-enhanced lab rat charging toward you with full speed. It runs toward you mercilessly. You start to run out of breath, your heart slows down, your feet start shaking, your fingers get all numb. And, the rat stares at you in vicious delight, and just as the creature is about to hurl you into the great beyond, it steps on a whoopee cushion and you laugh yourself dead.

You bump into a black man that says "What the hell is your problem?" and then shoots you. Can't be me as I'm not black.

you get executed for racism -.-

you were shot by a bronze crosbow man lvl 1