Notes & Hints on Recipe for Disaster, Input welcome

[primadog]

This is notes I drew down while working through the quests. While it aint perfect, and quite far from a

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

guide, I hope this will help others through this long, but lovely quest.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Cook

 

 

 

Dirty blast -- Gnome Tree, talk to blurberry,

 

 

 

get shaker, empty wine glass, 2 lemon, orange, pinapple (talk to barkeep), & ash

 

 

 

Use 1 lemon, orange, pineapple on shaker, pour to glass,

 

 

 

slice lemon, use lemon on glass

 

 

 

put ash on the finish product (thanks daskos99)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

ogre

 

 

 

jubbly chomby

 

 

 

Rantz in Feldip hills

 

 

 

bring axe

 

 

 

use goblin glider

 

 

 

west of tai bai wai, on tree, not shown on map

 

 

 

bring raw chomby spit roast (lvl 17 iron)

 

 

 

rock, rope, toads

 

 

 

inflate toad twice into balloon (hilarity insure!)

 

 

 

DONE

 

 

 

 

 

 

Rantz is not on karamja. What he did is request you to roast a chomby next to his

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

arrow. Therefore, bring a log (or axe), matchbox, pit spit (iron bar smithed), a raw chomby over to the

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

arrow. Walk to tai bai wai village, walk direct west to the beach, look for a lone tree with arrow attached

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

to it (not a red dot).

 

 

 

 

 

 

bring pick to ogre. mine a rock on the way. bring ogre bow and arrows. bring iron spit. bring log and

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

tinderbox. chat ogre. go south east. chat again. kill a chompy and keep it raw. glory to karamja. walk to

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

nature general store (north of two bwanna tio or what have you). go west and follow the coast south a step

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

or so until you get to a tree all by its lonesome in the sand. put spit in chompy and cook. talk to brother

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

ogres. ride back to main ogre. fill a frog with swamp gas twice and drop. kill the super chompy and cook

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

on the ogre spit near their cave. done and done

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Knight

 

 

 

creme brulee supreme, ask cook

 

 

 

milk with pot of cream (lumby chest)

 

 

 

sweetcorn in mill

 

 

 

vanilla pod-- Mid-southern tip of Khazard Jungle, bring machete, shilo cart

 

 

 

wise old man at draynor, ask; strange beast; evil chicken

 

 

 

` raw chicken on chicken shrine (zanaris entrance), bring food, armor, antifire shield/potion, magic

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

prayer

 

 

 

cinnammon - dramen tree grinded

 

 

 

kill a black dragon in chicken shrine, use token, bring armor, weapon, food, antifire/pot, ice glove

 

 

 

Use magic prayr on chicken, antifire and attack prayer on black dragon

 

 

 

dragon token ---> cook, bring ice glove (K'klik the fairie dragon)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

dark wizard Evil Dave

 

 

 

stew seasoned

 

 

 

edgy

 

 

 

mom's hell rats stole it all

 

 

 

cat, chase venim

 

 

 

one color at a time, "Mastermind" write down when correct (need around 8 stews)

 

 

 

For me: 1 brown 2 yellow 2 orange 2 red

 

 

 

DONE

 

 

 

 

 

 

King Awowgei

 

 

 

talk to him in ape atoll

 

 

 

won't tell, 3 monkies know

 

 

 

temple: see no evil; hear no evil; speak no evil

 

 

 

giant snake - crash island (use defense prayer, antipoison)

 

 

 

red banana - bring rope, must be ape

 

 

 

tichkie nut - ninja, agility arena (note, see below for greenminer's input)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

make sure that you bring {first} the wrong banana (a normal yellow one) and the wrong

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

nut (from store there) to the 3 monkeys otherwise you will always find "empties".

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I finished that part a while ago. You need a red banana and special nuts too.

 

 

 

You get the banana by becoming a big gorilla {ape}, then using a rope with the red banana tree.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You get the special nuts by becoming a ninja monkey then going through the monkey agility course. {walk

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

southwest of temple, cross small bridge, walk west, jump over pebble, finish up the course, it's in the

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

cavern ontop of the waterfall}

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Once you have them both, you use a pestle and mortar on the nuts, and a knife on the banana, and use

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

them both with the dead snake.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

To cook it, you have to become a zombie monkey, and go through a crevice in the cave under the temple.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You then walk across some hot rocks and cook it on a large stone.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

lumbridge guide

 

 

 

cake of guidance

 

 

 

triaborn -- mage tower

 

 

 

egg peggy, floury woury, milky wilky (egg, flour, milk)

 

 

 

answer questions

 

 

 

done

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Dwarf

 

 

 

mountain tunnels

 

 

 

rock cake

 

 

 

old dwarf under white mountain (rohak)

 

 

 

Rising Sun --> 'golden' ale x 5

 

 

 

egg flour bucket of milk bowl of water

 

 

 

cool off at ice mountain (not white wolf mountain!)

 

 

 

kill a ice demon?

 

 

 

done

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Pirate Pete

 

 

 

fishcake

 

 

 

ask cook

 

 

 

ground cod, kelp, giant crab meat, breadcrumbs

 

 

 

cod ---> pestle mortar

 

 

 

crab meat ---> murphy (port khazard) watchtower tele

 

 

 

--> mogre --> mudskipper skin (3 bronze wire, needle)

 

 

 

Kelp ---> murphy ---> rimmington

 

 

 

bread --> slice

 

 

 

done

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

while underwater bring a decent weapon and kill crabs. large ones drop shells small drop claws (for me).

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

get at least 5 of each as i broke 3 of 5 with 80 crafting. use a chisel on them. wear them and scare ppl.

 

 

 

[/quoe]

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

goblins

 

 

 

goblin village

 

 

 

cook --- underground

 

 

 

karamja, charcoal or wildy burnt tree

 

 

 

orange slices not orange (orange with blue die)

 

 

 

maggots aren't bland --- fish lure spiced (fish bait with spice)

 

 

 

bread aren't crunchy (bread with water)

 

 

 

done

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Boss

 

 

 

 

 

 

the last monsters can be snared and waved easily or meleed. bring full rune and super pots and restores.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

sharks are also a must as you do not have access to your prayer menu AT ALL. feel free to kill one boss

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

then refuel and come back. fight near the portals so you can skadoodle if you need to.

 

 

 

http://forum.tip.it/viewtopic.php?t=422796

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

3rd mage armour, stat restore

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

There are 5 guys to fight. First guy is just a melee demon, pretty easy. Dress to take hits.

 

 

 

Second guy is basically the same, bring ice gloves if you don't want to fight bare.

 

 

 

Third guy, bring lots of restore pots. Don't bother with a dds, whip all the way.

 

 

 

Fourth guy is exactly like the dagganoth mother, you can only attack with certain spells to damage her.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Go to a fansite for more info.

 

 

 

Fifth guy is the actual wizard. He is very easy to kill but hits constant 20s, max I saw was 25

 

 

 

[mcm_9]

ty, you're notes are helping me somewhat in the quest but for some reason i cant pick the monkey nut bush... and it doesnt let me add sliced banana to snake without other ingredient, so i tried holding the red banana in my inv while picking the bush and it still wont work... idk if you had this problem but if you could offer any help my rsn is mcm 9

[fireaxe777]

how amny spices for evil dave part???

[RAHK]

Thank god lol. I was going to post my notes and they are atrocious. You should add the following as well though:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

bring pick to ogre. mine a rock on the way. bring ogre bow and arrows. bring iron spit. bring log and tinderbox. chat ogre. go south east. chat again. kill a chompy and keep it raw. glory to karamja. walk to nature general store (north of two bwanna tio or what have you). go west and follow the coast south a step or so until you get to a tree all by its lonesome in the sand. put spit in chompy and cook. talk to brother ogres. ride back to main ogre. fill a frog with swamp gas twice and drop. kill the super chompy and cook on the ogre spit near their cave. done and done

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

while underwater bring a decent weapon and kill crabs. large ones drop shells small drop claws (for me). get at least 5 of each as i broke 3 of 5 with 80 crafting. use a chisel on them. wear them and scare ppl.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

make sure that you bring the wrong banana (a normal yellow one) and the wrong nut (from store there) to the 3 monkeys otherwise you will always find "empties".

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

the last monsters can be snared and waved easily or meleed. bring full rune and super pots and restores. sharks are also a must as you do not have access to your prayer menu AT ALL. feel free to kill one boss then refuel and come back. fight near the portals so you can skadoodle if you need to.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

please bear with my poor capitalizations and spelling as i am tired lol.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

also, this quest doesnt require armor unless you have horrible defense until the end. the only exception is possibly killing the monkeys for the greegrees. to make a greegree kill the monkey that you desire and get a talisman from the kid. he cries for like 2 minutes then gives it up lol. feel free to get all 3 if you need them. go to the end of the the dungeon that is west of where you land. chat the mage and use the bones and talis on them.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Hope that helps =]

[cyco]

How and where do you get maggots.

[Mardosk]

How and where do you get maggots.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Maggots are just fishing bait.

[nvw08]

How and where do you get maggots.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

So the answer to your question would be Port Sarim.

[Lets_3ekout]

where is the dwarf? i'm running around the whole damn dwarf mounain and can't find him.

 

 

 

help pl0x?

[jessy87]

wheres rantz at on karamja?

[primadog]

maggots is another name for fish bait, can be found in any fish store.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The dwarf is called "an old dwarf" in the pub underneath the white wolf mountain. That's the tunnel from fishing contest.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Rantz is no on karamja. What he did is request you to roast a chomby next to his arrow. Therefore, bring a log (or axe), matchbox, pit spit (iron bar smithed), a raw chomby over to the arrow. Walk to tai bai wai village, walk direct west to the beach, look for a lone tree with arrow attached to it (not a red dot).

[daskos99]

Cook

 

 

 

Dirty blast -- Gnome Tree, talk to blurberry,

 

 

 

get shaker, empty wine glass, 2 lemon, orange, pinapple (talk to barkeep)

 

 

 

Use 1 lemon, orange, pineapple on shaker, pour to glass,

 

 

 

slice lemon, use lemon on glass

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i just did and i got a fruit blast, not a dirt blast. thank you forwasting my time

[Made0f12une]

These are good notes but very choppy and kind of hard to understand

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

take the time to complete your sentences and your better off making an awsome guide

[ho3f3l]

 

Cook

 

 

 

Dirty blast -- Gnome Tree, talk to blurberry,

 

 

 

get shaker, empty wine glass, 2 lemon, orange, pinapple (talk to barkeep)

 

 

 

Use 1 lemon, orange, pineapple on shaker, pour to glass,

 

 

 

slice lemon, use lemon on glass

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i just did and i got a fruit blast, not a dirt blast. thank you forwasting my time

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

now get some ash and add it to ur fruit blast..

[pedestrian01]

 

Cook

 

 

 

Dirty blast -- Gnome Tree, talk to blurberry,

 

 

 

get shaker, empty wine glass, 2 lemon, orange, pinapple (talk to barkeep)

 

 

 

Use 1 lemon, orange, pineapple on shaker, pour to glass,

 

 

 

slice lemon, use lemon on glass

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i just did and i got a fruit blast, not a dirt blast. thank you forwasting my time

 

 

 

Talk to the cook and he'd tell you a dirty blast is a fruit blast with ashes added to it.

[krunkthemonk]

 

Cook

 

 

 

Dirty blast -- Gnome Tree, talk to blurberry,

 

 

 

get shaker, empty wine glass, 2 lemon, orange, pinapple (talk to barkeep)

 

 

 

Use 1 lemon, orange, pineapple on shaker, pour to glass,

 

 

 

slice lemon, use lemon on glass

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i just did and i got a fruit blast, not a dirt blast. thank you forwasting my time

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Then use ashes with the fruit blast. Don't be so snappy :x

[elucin8er]

Do you merely make a stew and add ingredients to it until it's right?

[nomader]

 

Cook

 

 

 

Dirty blast -- Gnome Tree, talk to blurberry,

 

 

 

get shaker, empty wine glass, 2 lemon, orange, pinapple (talk to barkeep)

 

 

 

Use 1 lemon, orange, pineapple on shaker, pour to glass,

 

 

 

slice lemon, use lemon on glass

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i just did and i got a fruit blast, not a dirt blast. thank you forwasting my time

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

you then have to take the fruit blast and use ashes on it (kill an imp or burn a fire and let it go out).

[primadog]

BTW, the giant snake is burnable, so you might wanna take a few extra

[petlesso]

wheres jubbly birds i need for ogre in time warp @ lumby castle

[primadog]

wheres jubbly birds i need for ogre in time warp @ lumby castle

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You start by speak to Rantz about it at the Feldi Hill's. The best way is using theh gnome glider and then walk east. He's located next to a quest point on the mini map.

[Marios44]

where is the vanilla stick/pod ?

[Raven6666]

for the hot rock cake, use ice gloves to pick em up (either from table, or if already taken off table, just drop and repick)

[Huge Noob]

Do you merely make a stew and add ingredients to it until it's right?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

That's what I had to do. I had to make a stew, add one red spice and see if he liked it. If he did then I knew that on my final stew I needed to add only one red spice. I then got another stew, added one yellow spice, seen if he liked it, if he didn't I got another stew, but added 2 yellow spices instead, seen if he liked it, etc. It took me about 6 trys to get it all correct.

[m4g3_4_m3]

For the goblin one how do I get the goblins to tell me what they want? (I already have everything but can't get them to tell me) And also what does karamja charcoal or wildy burnt tree mean?

[Kyandor]

Which rocks do I need to get to hold the double-floated toad? I got one from Mountain Camp near Relekka but it doesn't seem to work...