Noobs say the funniest things!

[Death]

I was talking about awesome wii games and started talking in the clan chat about "Zak and Wiki" which (if you don't know) is the best wii game ever pretty much and you're a pirate and you solve puzzles by pointing and clicking around.

 

 

 

Me: Zak and Wiki is the best wii game ever!

 

Someone: I hate it I'm not a big fan of point and click games.

 

Someone else: You're playing runescape...

 

 

 

:lol: :lol: :lol: =D>

[Yomyth105]

Anyway, here's a conversation I had with a level 65 passing by. I was training stun on the Zamorak mage in Varrock Castle. I was wearing full iron with mud battlestaff.

 

 

 

Noob: wht wep is that?

 

Me: Mud Battlestaff, it gives unlimited earth/water runes.

 

Noob: i thot staffs were a stick with a color on top

 

Me: this one is different I guess

 

Noob: nah its prob a glitch, u should report it

 

Me: no I'm 100% sure it's not a glitch

 

 

 

~~extremely awkward pause for 20 seconds :shock: :-s ~~

 

 

 

Noob: lawl why the full iron, u look liek a noob

 

Me: it helps for training stun efficiently

 

Noob: lawl?? melee armor gives negative mage bonus noob, ur 110 u should no tht

 

Me: :wall: :wall: :wall: I want the spell to fail so I can keep casting it

 

Noob: just use auto cast then u dont have to click as much, read the kbase

 

Me: you can't autocast stun

 

Noob: yes u can u need a staff i think tho

 

Me: :wall: :wall: :wall: This is a staff....

 

Noob: whats it called again?

 

 

 

I logged out. Had to eat dinner anyway :(

 

 

 

Sure he could have not known about the fact that you can't cast 2 successful stuns in a row, but the other stuff isn't very excusable :roll:

 

 

 

lol

[warren211]

[hide=Click if you want to laugh]

 

 

 

 

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'Nuff said

 

 

 

I think the stupidest part isn't just his failed attempt at a fake hack, but the fact that he put it in the Future Updates forum :wall:

 

 

 

I might gave posted this a year or so ago, but I don't remember.

 

 

 

Anyway, this happened last summer. I was a member back then and was hallying blue dragons at the Hero's Guild. So a level 60 comes up to me and asks what my weapon is. I tell him it's a Dragon Hally. He asks how to get one. I say you have to beat Regicide. He asks me "who's regicide?"

 

 

 

:wall:

[Timber]

I remember this from awile ago, i was on my rune pure and was working on fishing - barbarian/edgeville spot.. I was wearing a mime mask at the time.. and was i was walking..

 

 

 

Noob: i'll buy that mask

 

 

 

Me: non-tradeable

 

 

 

Noob: ill give u 4k for it

 

 

 

Me: non-tradeable = u cant trade it

 

 

 

Noob: ok where did u get it

 

 

 

Me: a random event

 

 

 

Noob: really where?

 

 

 

Me: it just happens when u start to do something, its random..

 

 

 

Noob: how can i get this to happen?

 

 

 

Me: go to fally, go past goblin village, bring all ur items, and no food.. then walk - no running, into the temple with the zamorak monks. Try to take whine. And just stand there and watch

 

 

 

-- Noob doesnt respond for awile

 

 

 

Noob: is it safe?

 

 

 

Me: yea its like trying to kill me right now

 

 

 

Noob: i cant kill u here

 

 

 

Me: exactly

 

 

 

Noob: ok ill give it a try

[Yomyth105]

I remember this from awile ago, i was on my rune pure and was working on fishing - barbarian/edgeville spot.. I was wearing a mime mask at the time.. and was i was walking..

 

 

 

Noob: i'll buy that mask

 

 

 

Me: non-tradeable

 

 

 

Noob: ill give u 4k for it

 

 

 

Me: non-tradeable = u cant trade it

 

 

 

Noob: ok where did u get it

 

 

 

Me: a random event

 

 

 

Noob: really where?

 

 

 

Me: it just happens when u start to do something, its random..

 

 

 

Noob: how can i get this to happen?

 

 

 

Me: go to fally, go past goblin village, bring all ur items, and no food.. then walk - no running, into the temple with the zamorak monks. Try to take whine. And just stand there and watch

 

 

 

-- Noob doesnt respond for awile

 

 

 

Noob: is it safe?

 

 

 

Me: yea its like trying to kill me right now

 

 

 

Noob: i cant kill u here

 

 

 

Me: exactly

 

 

 

Noob: ok ill give it a try

 

 

 

that was so hilarious! NOT!!!! Way to go and be a jerk. all i see is an innocent newb asking u something and u lied to him and even probably made him die. :shame: ur a jerk :evil:

[Salad]

I remember this from awile ago, i was on my rune pure and was working on fishing - barbarian/edgeville spot.. I was wearing a mime mask at the time.. and was i was walking..

 

 

 

Noob: i'll buy that mask

 

 

 

Me: non-tradeable

 

 

 

Noob: ill give u 4k for it

 

 

 

Me: non-tradeable = u cant trade it

 

 

 

Noob: ok where did u get it

 

 

 

Me: a random event

 

 

 

Noob: really where?

 

 

 

Me: it just happens when u start to do something, its random..

 

 

 

Noob: how can i get this to happen?

 

 

 

Me: go to fally, go past goblin village, bring all ur items, and no food.. then walk - no running, into the temple with the zamorak monks. Try to take whine. And just stand there and watch

 

 

 

-- Noob doesnt respond for awile

 

 

 

Noob: is it safe?

 

 

 

Me: yea its like trying to kill me right now

 

 

 

Noob: i cant kill u here

 

 

 

Me: exactly

 

 

 

Noob: ok ill give it a try

 

 

 

that was so hilarious! NOT!!!! Way to go and be a jerk. all i see is an innocent newb asking u something and u lied to him and even probably made him die. :shame: ur a jerk :evil:

 

 

 

'Nuff said

[SupportMage]

I remember this from awile ago, i was on my rune pure and was working on fishing - barbarian/edgeville spot.. I was wearing a mime mask at the time.. and was i was walking..

 

 

 

Noob: i'll buy that mask

 

 

 

Me: non-tradeable

 

 

 

Noob: ill give u 4k for it

 

 

 

Me: non-tradeable = u cant trade it

 

 

 

Noob: ok where did u get it

 

 

 

Me: a random event

 

 

 

Noob: really where?

 

 

 

Me: it just happens when u start to do something, its random..

 

 

 

Noob: how can i get this to happen?

 

 

 

Me: go to fally, go past goblin village, bring all ur items, and no food.. then walk - no running, into the temple with the zamorak monks. Try to take whine. And just stand there and watch

 

 

 

-- Noob doesnt respond for awile

 

 

 

Noob: is it safe?

 

 

 

Me: yea its like trying to kill me right now

 

 

 

Noob: i cant kill u here

 

 

 

Me: exactly

 

 

 

Noob: ok ill give it a try

 

 

 

that was so hilarious! NOT!!!! Way to go and be a jerk. all i see is an innocent newb asking u something and u lied to him and even probably made him die. :shame: ur a jerk :evil:

 

 

 

His fault for not listening the first three times.

[Kellis]

Still doesn't seem worth killing him over . . . just ignore list him and move on.

[Central_Keeper]

One happen to me occasionally, one happens just today.

 

 

 

Whenever I am training something, people that notice my combat lvl (lvl124) would start asking me where is my skillcape, but since I am f2p, so yeah, no cape, but, here is how the conversation goes (and its usually almost word for word)

 

 

 

player: wow, where is your skillcape

 

me: skillcape is member only

 

player: no, its not, non member can wear it too

 

me: you can only get them in a member server, which means you have to be a member, or was one

 

player: no, you can ask the skill tutor and then he will mention that at lvl 99 you can get the cape, why would they put it on if you cant get it

 

me: perhaps you should read about skillcape again from jagex knowledge base and stop assuming things

 

player: yeah, whatever "insert minor insult here" (usually noob, nolifer, nerd, fool)

 

me: if I get a nickel everytime someone ask me that skillcape question again, I would be so rich by now.

 

 

 

Happen today, mining at craft guild since it was surprisingly empty, in just short 30 minutes, 7 people have come and go (one after another, some saw my combat and left immediately), and all 4 of them start of with this

 

 

 

player: what is your mining lvl?

 

me: 92

 

player: go mine runite

 

me: its ok, I dont like world hopping much

 

player: its more cash

 

me: thats ok, I enjoy spending time here mining and watching cows go moo

 

 

 

at this point, 2 other just log off

 

 

 

the other 2 are slightly different

 

 

 

lvl 55 player: I can own you in wildy

 

me: really?

 

lvl 55 player: I am a pure

 

me: cool

 

lvl 55 player: i have lvl 99 range (I didn't bother to highscore him, but almost 99 percent sure he is not)

 

me: whats that got to do with anything?

 

lvl 55 player: I can kill you in wildy you nerd

 

 

 

before I said anything (I was going to say I have lvl 99 range too), he logged off

 

 

 

2nd guy

 

 

 

Lvl 92: plzzzzzz, can you change world?

 

me:?

 

lvl 92: plz, can you change to another world?

 

me: why?

 

me: there are 5 people that come and go already, I am simply mining here, you can mine here too

 

lvl 92: plz man, just change to another world

 

lvl 92: then I will love you

 

me: eh.....right

 

lvl 92: come on man, just change world

 

me: sorry, I am just going to mine here

 

 

 

and he probably logged off while we were waiting for ores to spawn

 

 

 

I dont consider people noob, its just sometimes things they said really make me wonder if they actually think anything logically before the words left their mouth

[potatoman71]

Him - "Nice bust"

 

Me - "Thanks mate, I'm a guy BTW"

 

Me - "You just stared at a man's bust"

 

LOL!

[I_am_Geed]

 

 

 

what is wrong with people today? :ohnoes: :ohnoes: #-o :wall:

[nitewraith7]

Rs should display people's IQ's to help you make friends...

 

lol!!!

[3hitm4g3u]

 

 

 

what is wrong with people today? :ohnoes: :ohnoes: #-o :wall:

 

 

 

Lol.

[Marksman0010]

Reminds me of one i had today

 

 

 

After a short little calling me noob he goes

 

Him: I hate you

 

Me:Wow noob you cant even put me on ignore

 

Him:I dont like putting people on ignore

 

Him: Special Ed?

 

Him: Can you read?

 

Me:How else would i know what you're typing

 

Me:Did you think of that Mr. Mensa

 

Him: I'm leaving i hate you.

[Timber]

It all started at Yaks, we were ranging peacefully until a player named "Dragzownyou" decided to log in, we asked his range lvl and he said it was like 56 or so.. and I asked why it was so low.. and it turned into this lol

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I dont know how the ad got in there so just ignore it :P

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

and in the 3rd chat box, if u cant read the last thing, it says "Gf?"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

-- Sorry about names, I noticed after I posted an had already del'd the pics

 

 

 

-- Havnt been on forums for Rs in ages :-#

[Marksman0010]

Don't name people.

[Zimbu]

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

They were trying to get the partyhat from the Draynor bank robbery securitycam video. #-o

[3rkid]

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

They were trying to get the partyhat from the Draynor bank robbery securitycam video. #-o

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

A few letters to describe this...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

ROFLMFAO!!!!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Best one here (because it has picture proof) :thumbup:

[Ned]

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

They were trying to get the partyhat from the Draynor bank robbery securitycam video. #-o

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The day the bank robbery was revealed I tried this to see if Jagex overlooked telegrab and I actually tried it. :oops:

 

 

 

But a couple of years later? lol? :roll:

[Acero Frio]

fubolfreak = me

 

 

 

the others = noobs

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Literally lol'ed at this one. :D

[Ned]

Noob: Hai worriormunkxx (hey, you could spell the name right :| )

 

 

 

Me: Hi, do I know you?

 

 

 

Noob: ye, u said earlier u wud giv me full guthix

 

 

 

Me: Umm, well I don't even know you, and there's a trade limit so we can't give free things.

 

 

 

Noob: wtf dude? u no u can just hak around it nub, stop lieying

 

 

 

Me: K now I'm definitely going to help you out.

 

 

 

Noob: u can't just lie liek tht, ima report u

 

 

 

Me: For what?

 

 

 

Noob: item scmming

 

 

 

Me: okay have fun, I need to finish my dusties task

 

 

 

Noob: have fun getting banned rofl

 

 

 

Me: Welcome to Warriormonkx's Ignore List.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Nothing too special, average annoyance. :roll:

[Huta]

 

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'Nuff said

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I think the stupidest part isn't just his failed attempt at a fake hack, but the fact that he put it in the Future Updates forum :wall:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I might gave posted this a year or so ago, but I don't remember.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Anyway, this happened last summer. I was a member back then and was hallying blue dragons at the Hero's Guild. So a level 60 comes up to me and asks what my weapon is. I tell him it's a Dragon Hally. He asks how to get one. I say you have to beat Regicide. He asks me "who's regicide?"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

:wall:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

That's not a failed hack. It's so obviously somebody having a laugh at those noobs expense. Seriously.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I mean, when he posted "u go up 20 level, im level 40 and te best in runescape", don't tell me you honestly thought he was being serious? No level 40 honestly thinks that he's the best in RuneScape when he's constantly running into people well above 100, and no level 20 even knows what a soul talisman is.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

God, sarcasm is lost in 'Scape these days.

[obfuscator]

Went to pvp world on my pure today, and saw this convo, between two range/melee pures approx. 30 cb.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I thought it was really funny since it basically sumarized noob.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Noob1: fite me

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Noob2: no

 

 

 

(attacks)

 

 

 

Noob2: wtf noob

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

noob1: no safe

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

noob2: noob

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

noob1: u safe i run

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

noob2: def noob

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

noob1: safer

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

lol.

[Ned]

Went to pvp world on my pure today, and saw this convo, between two range/melee pures approx. 30 cb.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I thought it was really funny since it basically sumarized noob.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Noob1: fite me

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Noob2: no

 

 

 

(attacks)

 

 

 

Noob2: wtf noob

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

noob1: no safe

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

noob2: noob

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

noob1: u safe i run

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

noob2: def noob

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

noob1: safer

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

lol.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Lol. That's like saying, If I start to win, don't eat food pls, If I lose I'll run away and you'll let me kthxbye.

 

 

 

EDIT: 3700th reply!

[Harakiri]

too funny...