Noobs say the funniest things!

[Wallettheif]

I swear we did nothing to instigate this guy, it's all him. :

 

 

 

 

 

 

I got called a Fishing noob once

 

 

 

"lolololo wat u gunno do hit me wit da shrk???/ lolololo"

 

 

 

I then raped him with my d claws.

 

 

 

"0mfg haker!q1"

[Guest]

 

 

 

:ohnoes: :ohnoes: :ohnoes: My magic stick :ohnoes: :ohnoes: :ohnoes:

[Pikmin_Warrior]

 

 

 

:ohnoes: :ohnoes: :ohnoes: My magic stick :ohnoes: :ohnoes: :ohnoes:

 

 

 

I think she was trying to get you to give her your fire staff bye calling you cute.

 

 

 

A basic noob weapon. :lol:

[Ned]

sledding skill!! evidence!

 

hi everyone!!! so jagex put up the new banner! its all ice related so the new skill has to be sledding lets hope so!! the guy there is prolly wearin sledding cape! wooot ty jagex!!!

 

 

 

milking skill

 

so i just found a wallpaper on the rs site with cows and yaks and stuff and so i got thinking so theres probably going to be a milking skill think about that it would be like lvl 1 milk small cows lvl 20 big cows lvl 30 giant cows lvl 50 cow titans lvl 70 abby demons lvl 99 corporal best

 

what u think?

 

 

 

 

:lol: :lol:

[wcingisbad]

sledding skill!! evidence!

 

hi everyone!!! so jagex put up the new banner! its all ice related so the new skill has to be sledding lets hope so!! the guy there is prolly wearin sledding cape! wooot ty jagex!!!

 

 

 

milking skill

 

so i just found a wallpaper on the rs site with cows and yaks and stuff and so i got thinking so theres probably going to be a milking skill think about that it would be like lvl 1 milk small cows lvl 20 big cows lvl 30 giant cows lvl 50 cow titans lvl 70 abby demons lvl 99 corporal best

 

what u think?

 

 

 

 

:lol: :lol:

 

 

 

ROFL milking the corporeal beast. Some RSOFers have just got to the next level.

[Juhnie]

I swear we did nothing to instigate this guy, it's all him. :

 

 

 

 

 

 

Says someone with an untrimmed 99 Str cape.. :lol: :lol: :lol: So stereotypic.

 

 

 

Also, lulz at milking Corporeal Beast.

 

 

 

I love this thread. :lol: :lol:

[Da_Latios]

Well, after I announced that I was quitting, I received multiple private messages and e-mails from newbs begging me for my account. Here are a couple examples from YouTube...

 

 

 

who are u guna give ur guy to if u dont give to eney 1 than give to me

 

 

 

can jou give jour account to my ?

 

 

 

Apart from those two which irritated me beyond measure, I usually just ignore "noobs".

[merlyn238]

this was almost to much for me, beacuse the guy was a 100% erm... cant say it but yeh...

 

 

 

noob: lol noob

 

 

 

me:who me?

 

 

 

noob:yeh look at you you only hit 11!

 

 

 

me:this is my pure bud...

 

 

 

noob:sure it is noob

 

 

 

me: dude go away and stop taking my kills or ill get my main

 

 

 

noob: you dont have a main noob

 

 

 

me: last waring

 

 

 

noob:fine go get him

 

 

 

me(on my main): i told you i had a main

 

 

 

noob: your just his frend

 

 

 

me:omg... why am i even talking to you

 

 

 

noob: lol i know ur just his frend

 

(he then was almost killed by a gaurd in relica) he was a level 75 in full rune using a ddp++ to train. he then ran off and loged... more dumb then funny, but man was he mad when he saw my main(even if he just said it was my frends)

[Randox]

These people aren't actualy noobs, and I would not expect anyone to actualy know this (I have met one person so far who did without prompting).

 

 

 

Basicly, to be 'different' I had my neitiznot helm enchanted by pickupstix and stuck a scroll in it, turning it white litke white armour (goes much better with proslyte that way too). Not many people noticed unless someone had a normal neitiznot helm on close to me. When I passed level 50 summoning, I had my d med enchanted (it goes better with dragon armour). Now for those that don't know, most things turn nice colours when enchanted and used to store scrolls (the rune full helm turns white), except the neitiznot helm which hardly changes at all. Anyways, I effectively have a pink d med. It was ok in BA, almost no one said anything, but trust me, in broad daylight I get asked often enough "why is you helm pink", or "thats corrupt right" (only had that once thankfully).

 

 

 

Its woth it though, to not just be another d med wearing guy.

[Olbritishchap]

"how do u mak blak armur"

[Penguinisme]

Um...

 

Noob: Selling account level 57 (blah blah)

 

Me: Reported for account trading, Don't do it guys!

 

Noob: (Pm) Ur such a loser for obeying the rules

 

Me: You're such a loser for breaking them

 

:-k :roll:

 

 

 

Also:

 

Noob: Buy your kite

 

Me: Nfs

 

Noob:Str level?

 

Me: 31

 

Noob: Str level?

 

Me: 31!!!

 

Noob: Fite

 

Me: Nty

 

Noob: Buy your kite

 

Me: Not... For... Sale!

 

Noob: Buy your kite

 

After that I proceeded to add her to the ignorelist and flee into my destination point: the Chef's Guild.

 

 

 

Also:

 

Noob: Who wants free money?

 

Me: Me *follows*

 

Noob: Ok

 

Noob: Go to sickpage.c[]m

 

Me: Wait a min

 

*I DON'T go to the keylogger/virus/whatever site, instead look at my inventory and pass time for half a min then say:

 

Me: OMG TY! (Well I typed that, it didn't display ALL CAPS)

 

Me: *happened to have 4 mil on me. Showed him*

 

Me: You are a genius!

 

Noob: Wtf

 

Noob: It didn't give so much to me, plz 1 mill

 

Me: You are reported for website advertising now. Have a good day.

 

*Ignorelist then teleport to varrock*

 

 

 

Actually, stickpage.com doesn't have viruses and other malicious programs. Funny though.

 

 

 

Anyway, I had another noob moment.

 

 

 

I am maging the blue dragon at the Heroes' guild when a guy logs in.

 

 

 

Me: Hey.

 

Noob: hi range lv?

 

Me: 78.

 

Noob: ok noob

 

When the dragon respawns, I attack it before him.

 

Noob: cmon i hav 2 more dragz lft for slyr

 

Me: Okay.

 

Noob: plz met me get 1

 

Me: :|

 

When it respawns, I get it again.

 

Noob: omfg noob i **** ur mom

 

Noob: go **** ur mum u mthr ****

 

He then goes on to cuss at me. I am unfazed.

 

Noob: gl with being nub

 

*noob logs out*

 

:D

 

 

 

Another one.

 

 

 

I am maging the blue dragon at the Heroes' guild again.

 

Noob logs in.

 

About 10 seconds later, the dragon respawns and I get it. I notice the noob is wearing a black mask.

 

Noob: mage lvl?

 

Me: 66.

 

Noob: wow low u noob

 

Me: Okay.

 

Noob: give me next 53 drags plx

 

Me: Uh, no.

 

For the next few minutes, I attack the dragon before him.

 

Noob: gl with ur quest nerd

 

*noob logs out*

 

8-)

[dragon246665]

Some lvl 53 told me that he had gotten a "firedragon sheild for 90 mil 2 days ago" it made me laugh

[Romy]

(I was cutting yews in Edgeville, wearing santa hat and costume, with strength (T)).

 

noob:ur hot

 

me:so you like what my pixels look like?

 

noob:no...

 

noob:ur hot

 

me:yeah, you already said that.

 

noob:gimme money

 

me:how about working for it?

 

noob:bye

 

*logs out*

 

*logs back in after a while in full black d'hide adn accamulator*

 

noob:so can u give me money now?

 

me:what makes you think I'd change my mind by now?

 

noob:look wat im wearin

 

me:good for you.

 

noob:ok

 

 

 

he kept asking for money many times now..

 

me (pretty much annoyed by now):anything else you'd like to add before having a blind date with my ignore list?

 

noob:yes

 

me:go ahead.

 

noob:ur hot!!

 

 

 

*ignored*

[nickeley102]

lvl 13: What's ET short for?

 

me: Extra Terrestrial?

 

lvl 13: No, because he has really little legs

 

 

 

The title of this thread is frighteningly accurate, that was very clever and witty.

[r4ngewarlord]

 

 

 

 

 

Noob:Can I have some sausages?

 

Guy(weilding abby whip):huh?

 

Noob:Can i have some sausages

 

Guy:What sausages?

 

Noob:The ones you're holding

 

Guy:these aren't sausage links(attacks guard to prove it)

 

Noob:wow, you killed something with sausages!plz plz can i have some

 

Guy:it's an abyssal whip

 

Noob:they're sausages

 

Guy:they're not sausages!!

 

Noob:noob im reporting you

 

Guy:for what?

 

Noob: for not sharing food

 

Guy:THEY'RE NOT FREAKING SAUSAGES!!!

 

Noob:omg why didn't you say so ffs noob

 

^lol i always tought whips look weird

 

 

 

thats all i have for now :lol:

 

 

 

that might have been me back in the day :oops: :lol: :thumbsup:

 

i seem to rember asking some guy for sausages for the heck of it...

[zwyrm]

Sausages! :thumbsup: :lol:

[Nurse_Renard]

Hahaha, I remember'd a noob moment I had;

 

 

 

I used to never bank, ever (I have no idea why.) and I used to do everything with a full inventory of things, causing much hilarity after dying during demon slayer, walking into the wild after "Getting rich" from the 5k you get from security stronghold.

 

(I acually cried once when I lost my mithril scimitar :? )

[r4ngewarlord]

Hahaha, I remember'd a noob moment I had;

 

 

 

I used to never bank, ever (I have no idea why.) and I used to do everything with a full inventory of things, causing much hilarity after dying during demon slayer, walking into the wild after "Getting rich" from the 5k you get from security stronghold.

 

(I acually cried once when I lost my mithril scimitar :? )

 

 

 

lol my little brother lost me my first set of wizzy t which was a lot to me back then and i kicked the wall and made a dent in it...

 

mum wasnt to happy... :lol: :cry: :oops: :lol:

[obfuscator]

sledding skill!! evidence!

 

hi everyone!!! so jagex put up the new banner! its all ice related so the new skill has to be sledding lets hope so!! the guy there is prolly wearin sledding cape! wooot ty jagex!!!

 

 

 

milking skill

 

so i just found a wallpaper on the rs site with cows and yaks and stuff and so i got thinking so theres probably going to be a milking skill think about that it would be like lvl 1 milk small cows lvl 20 big cows lvl 30 giant cows lvl 50 cow titans lvl 70 abby demons lvl 99 corporal best

 

what u think?

 

 

 

 

:lol: :lol:

 

 

 

I would love to milk the corporeal beast.

[Wallettheif]

 

 

 

SOISOISOISOISOISOI

[Psycho_Robot]

Been a while since I posted on here, but I got a good one!

 

 

 

I was at the bloodvelds, and someone thought up a very clever nickname for them:

 

 

 

[Great_one]

this was almost to much for me, beacuse the guy was a 100% erm... cant say it but yeh...

 

 

 

noob: lol noob

 

 

 

me:who me?

 

 

 

noob:yeh look at you you only hit 11!

 

 

 

me:this is my pure bud...

 

 

 

noob:sure it is noob

 

 

 

me: dude go away and stop taking my kills or ill get my main

 

 

 

noob: you dont have a main noob

 

 

 

me: last waring

 

 

 

noob:fine go get him

 

 

 

me(on my main): i told you i had a main

 

 

 

noob: your just his frend

 

 

 

me:omg... why am i even talking to you

 

 

 

noob: lol i know ur just his frend

 

(he then was almost killed by a gaurd in relica) he was a level 75 in full rune using a ddp++ to train. he then ran off and loged... more dumb then funny, but man was he mad when he saw my main(even if he just said it was my frends)

 

watch your self lol,

 

 

 

you almost were as bad as him with the typical "ill get my main!"...at least you had a main to back it up

[Great_one]

careful der rusty ... if u get muted again by some narb ill :cry:

 

 

 

and as for 3rkid again :roll: why must u report ppl for offensive language like that. maybe spam and watever by why this? to a tifer? get real -.-

 

 

 

im done :thumbsup:

 

well unlike most 15 i don't like to listen to people talk about crude things, i find it immature and unnececary. seriously who wants to hear people all day going, "hahaha you said balls, its funny because they are your private parts!"...really who wants to hear that?

[Psycho_Robot]

careful der rusty ... if u get muted again by some narb ill :cry:

 

 

 

and as for 3rkid again :roll: why must u report ppl for offensive language like that. maybe spam and watever by why this? to a tifer? get real -.-

 

 

 

im done :thumbsup:

 

well unlike most 15 i don't like to listen to people talk about crude things, i find it immature and unnececary. seriously who wants to hear people all day going, "hahaha you said balls, its funny because they are your private parts!"...really who wants to hear that?

 

 

 

I agree with Great_one on this. Reporting someone for saying "I like balls" or something like that does NOT make you a WBM. That is exactly the kind of immature, childish, and perverted dialogue that needs to be reported. However, reporting someone for saying something like "Damn I died and lost my whip" or "This sucks" does (in my opinion).

[3rkid]

Been a while since I posted on here, but I got a good one!

 

 

 

I was at the bloodvelds, and someone thought up a very clever nickname for them:

 

 

 

 

 

 

Yet another prepubescent pure that hasn't attended sex ed.

 

 

 

Facepalmed about 3 times in that conversation.