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Noobs say the funniest things!

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happened to me while i were standing at varrock palace courtyard. this noob game to me:

 

N:i ham teh leettorz!

 

m:speak english, please

 

N:i ham!

 

M:oh i see... can i roast you? You look tasty

 

Nooo u noob i cud onw ju!!11

 

M:What is onw ju?

 

N:noob!!!1

 

He logged off :roll:

 

 

 

Way to make up a story...

 

It seems like half of the reply's here are made up, or at least partly made up. I'm pretty sure that guy doesnt put "!!!" and "111" at the end of every sentence.

 

 

 

Screen shots please

 

 

 

agreed. :^o

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happened to me while i were standing at varrock palace courtyard. this noob game to me:

 

N:i ham teh leettorz!

 

m:speak english, please

 

N:i ham!

 

M:oh i see... can i roast you? You look tasty

 

Nooo u noob i cud onw ju!!11

 

M:What is onw ju?

 

N:noob!!!1

 

He logged off :roll:

 

 

 

Way to make up a story...

 

It seems like half of the reply's here are made up, or at least partly made up. I'm pretty sure that guy doesnt put "!!!" and "111" at the end of every sentence.

 

 

 

Screen shots please

 

 

 

How would you know?

 

 

 

Noobs say alot of things that just sound made up.

 

 

 

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Ok, this is my first post on this thread but anyway,

 

 

 

Im pcing and this level 125 comes up to me, while attacking portal.

 

 

 

Him: Hey Macaw

 

Me: Hey

 

Him: How long it take you to get that cape? (talking about fire cape from jad)

 

Me: A few hours

 

Him: 4k logs?

 

Me:(Ignoring him at this point)

 

Him: How long from 95-99

 

Me: Its not a skillcape, its a fire cape

 

Him: Can someone show me the fire cape emote, macaw is noob and won't show me

 

Me: Your an idiot tbh...

 

 

 

So I walk off and 10 minutes later...

 

 

 

Him: Hey macaw can you show me emote for your cape?

 

Me: :wall:

 

 

 

He was lvl "121" and didnt know...

 

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EDIT: If you think this is fake I know someone who can back it up.

¤ Macaw 1000 ¤

|99 Attack/Strength/HP|

 

 

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Noob: hey u can i haff ur ady platbudy

 

Me: No. (Wasn't even wearing an addy plate)

 

Noob: stfu. u betta gimme ur pl8 or i kik ur [wagon].

 

Me: No.

 

Noob: ima find u and kik ur [wagon] i bet ur like 6 or sumtin. im 9.

 

Me: log out.

 

 

 

If he did find me, I think a 12 year old can kick a 9 year olds [wagon].

 

 

 

Just made yourself look worse.

 

 

 

:wall:

 

 

 

 

 

Gotta love the blatent disregard for the over 13 rule =P will they never learn

 

You do realize that they removed that rule and 3rkid, I'm permanently muted on RS for saying I don't edate, I could be a 40yr old man and saying, "No" was the only thing I could really do.

Noob: hey u can i haff ur ady platbudy

 

Me: No. (Wasn't even wearing an addy plate)

 

Noob: stfu. u betta gimme ur pl8 or i kik ur [wagon].

 

Me: No.

 

Noob: ima find u and kik ur [wagon] i bet ur like 6 or sumtin. im 9.

 

Me: log out.

 

 

 

If he did find me, I think a 12 year old can kick a 9 year olds [wagon].

 

 

 

Just made yourself look worse.

 

 

 

:wall:

 

 

 

XD.

 

 

 

I'm sorry Ugozima but saying your 12 pretty much makes you quotable as one of the situations in this topic =P.

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Noob: hey u can i haff ur ady platbudy

 

Me: No. (Wasn't even wearing an addy plate)

 

Noob: stfu. u betta gimme ur pl8 or i kik ur [wagon].

 

Me: No.

 

Noob: ima find u and kik ur [wagon] i bet ur like 6 or sumtin. im 9.

 

Me: log out.

 

 

 

If he did find me, I think a 12 year old can kick a 9 year olds [wagon].

 

 

 

Just made yourself look worse.

 

 

 

:wall:

 

 

 

 

 

Gotta love the blatent disregard for the over 13 rule =P will they never learn

 

You do realize that they removed that rule and 3rkid, I'm permanently muted on RS for saying I don't edate, I could be a 40yr old man and saying, "No" was the only thing I could really do.

 

 

 

UhhhHHHH... They didn't remove that rule. If you're under 13, you can only use quickchat. You obviously lied about your age, one way or another. *coughhypocrisyecough* As long as you don't get "offended" by the people of the internet, and you aren't a whiny wuss-pants-face-body, it doesn't really matter what age you are. They mostly have that rule to prevent young kids getting offended, or being offensive.

 

 

 

But still, even mentioning that you're twelve, especially when comparing your age to someone younger, acting cool, is not a good idea.

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Noob: hey u can i haff ur ady platbudy

 

Me: No. (Wasn't even wearing an addy plate)

 

Noob: stfu. u betta gimme ur pl8 or i kik ur [wagon].

 

Me: No.

 

Noob: ima find u and kik ur [wagon] i bet ur like 6 or sumtin. im 9.

 

Me: log out.

 

 

 

If he did find me, I think a 12 year old can kick a 9 year olds [wagon].

 

 

 

Just made yourself look worse.

 

 

 

:wall:

 

 

 

 

 

Gotta love the blatent disregard for the over 13 rule =P will they never learn

 

You do realize that they removed that rule and 3rkid, I'm permanently muted on RS for saying I don't edate, I could be a 40yr old man and saying, "No" was the only thing I could really do.

 

 

 

UhhhHHHH... They didn't remove that rule. If you're under 13, you can only use quickchat. You obviously lied about your age, one way or another. *coughhypocrisyecough* As long as you don't get "offended" by the people of the internet, and you aren't a whiny wuss-pants-face-body, it doesn't really matter what age you are. They mostly have that rule to prevent young kids getting offended, or being offensive.

 

 

But still, even mentioning that you're twelve, especially when comparing your age to someone younger, acting cool, is not a good idea.

 

 

 

What I was referring to.

Happened in G.E.

 

 

 

Noob: Buying account

 

Noob: Buying account

 

 

 

Me: *Burning maples*

 

The noob starts to follow me...

 

 

 

Noob: Can i buy your account plzzz?

 

Me:...

 

Noob: Plzzzzz.!!

 

Me: Go away..

 

Noob: Plzzzzzzzz!!!

 

Me: No go away or I will report you (I dont like to report xD)

 

Noob: Ok If you dont sell your accoun, i gonna hack you

 

Me: Ok gl *teles*

 

 

 

Stupid people these days -.-

 

 

 

You teleported to get away from a random person? The ignore list is there for a reason you know, you don't have to stop skilling and run away.

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so many of these stories are so obviously faked; noone is that stupid

I'm gonna be walking down an alley in varrock, and walka is going to walk up to me in a trench coat and say "psst.. hey man, wanna buy some sara brew"

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so many of these stories are so obviously faked; noone is that stupid

 

 

 

Way true #-o

¤ Macaw 1000 ¤

|99 Attack/Strength/HP|

 

 

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i tried to help, but he got cullected

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This while training at Brimhaven arena with Omnitec.

 

Im usually pretty nice but when people annoy me I get pretty ticked off.

 

This Evening (Me): Level 3

 

Random guy: Level 80

 

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Noob: hey u can i haff ur ady platbudy

 

Me: No. (Wasn't even wearing an addy plate)

 

Noob: stfu. u betta gimme ur pl8 or i kik ur [wagon].

 

Me: No.

 

Noob: ima find u and kik ur [wagon] i bet ur like 6 or sumtin. im 9.

 

Me: log out.

 

 

 

If he did find me, I think a 12 year old can kick a 9 year olds [wagon].

 

 

 

Just made yourself look worse.

 

 

 

:wall:

 

 

 

So being 12 makes him look worse? How does being young make him bad? I can't find one instance on this forum of him being the stereotypical whining kid.

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Get back here so I can rub your butt.

Noob: hey u can i haff ur ady platbudy

 

Me: No. (Wasn't even wearing an addy plate)

 

Noob: stfu. u betta gimme ur pl8 or i kik ur [wagon].

 

Me: No.

 

Noob: ima find u and kik ur [wagon] i bet ur like 6 or sumtin. im 9.

 

Me: log out.

 

 

 

If he did find me, I think a 12 year old can kick a 9 year olds [wagon].

 

 

 

Just made yourself look worse.

 

 

 

:wall:

 

 

 

So being 12 makes him look worse? How does being young make him bad? I can't find one instance on this forum of him being the stereotypical whining kid.

 

I personally find nothing wrong with his age (even though it's too young for TIF I suppose, and Runescape when he joined), but that story sounds very fake.

 

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Its a simple mistake. It's not too much of a stretch to think that the whip would be an obsidian weapon, especially since they both have a red/black color scheme. He might not have had a whip before, and thus couldn't see the exact item name, and if he asked someone on the street, 99% of them will simply say "whip".

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Its a simple mistake. It's not too much of a stretch to think that the whip would be an obsidian weapon, especially since they both have a red/black color scheme. He might not have had a whip before, and thus couldn't see the exact item name, and if he asked someone on the street, 99% of them will simply say "whip".

 

 

 

what about: a guide how to sell a whip,what price to buy(changes every day :wall: )

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Its a simple mistake. It's not too much of a stretch to think that the whip would be an obsidian weapon, especially since they both have a red/black color scheme. He might not have had a whip before, and thus couldn't see the exact item name, and if he asked someone on the street, 99% of them will simply say "whip".

 

 

 

what about: a guide how to sell a whip,what price to buy(changes every day :wall: )

 

I can't speak for HIS intentions, but if I asked that question, I'd have meant a relative price, e.g. 2% below median price or whatever. Still he did seem to be a bit too desperate :P

He just probably mistook "abby" from "obby". If I look at something like that it wouldnt make me laugh.

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i wasn't really pointing at that,just at the whole post.

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heres one that happened to me yesterday:

 

 

 

noob:selling dragon chain 100000000m!

 

 

 

me:dude it is impossible to have that much gp...

 

 

 

noob: you only say that cuz you dont got enough!

 

 

 

me:lol (thank you for your report)

 

 

 

noob: why are you standing there?arent you ganna report me?

 

 

 

me: lol ok i will

 

 

 

noob: plz no i will do what ever you want!

 

 

 

me:get me a d axe

 

 

 

noob:... ok

 

(he got it how wierd #-o , i wonder how he got it :-k )

 

 

 

me:lol i still reported you.

 

 

 

noob:reported for item scamming!

 

 

 

 

 

And you are calling him a noob? I would have reported you for misuse of the report system. He has done absolutely nothing wrong! Sda tbh.

 

Dont go calling people noobs for basically no reason! By the sounds of it, you are the definition of a noob. Making yourself look bad, not him.

 

me:... whatever

 

 

 

 

 

how is that scamming? he was just selling an item.....

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It's not scamming. saying something like, "Selling RARE polished buttons 100m" is scamming, because they're not rare.

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Tell me, did any of you happen to kill a red spy on the way here? No? Then we still have a problem.

It's not scamming. saying something like, "Selling RARE polished buttons 100m" is scamming, because they're not rare.

 

 

 

You mean would have been scamming, prior the trade updates.

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