60DefenceMelee Posted January 22, 2009 Share Posted January 22, 2009 happened to me while i were standing at varrock palace courtyard. this noob game to me: N:i ham teh leettorz! m:speak english, please N:i ham! M:oh i see... can i roast you? You look tasty Nooo u noob i cud onw ju!!11 M:What is onw ju? N:noob!!!1 He logged off :roll: Way to make up a story... It seems like half of the reply's here are made up, or at least partly made up. I'm pretty sure that guy doesnt put "!!!" and "111" at the end of every sentence. Screen shots please agreed. :^o Addicted to staking at the Duel Arena. Message me when I am on rs to fight. Private chat always on. No Dragon Claws when staking. I am a member but got no member stats in hiscores atm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3hitm4g3u Posted January 22, 2009 Share Posted January 22, 2009 happened to me while i were standing at varrock palace courtyard. this noob game to me: N:i ham teh leettorz! m:speak english, please N:i ham! M:oh i see... can i roast you? You look tasty Nooo u noob i cud onw ju!!11 M:What is onw ju? N:noob!!!1 He logged off :roll: Way to make up a story... It seems like half of the reply's here are made up, or at least partly made up. I'm pretty sure that guy doesnt put "!!!" and "111" at the end of every sentence. Screen shots please How would you know? Noobs say alot of things that just sound made up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacawX Posted January 22, 2009 Share Posted January 22, 2009 Ok, this is my first post on this thread but anyway, Im pcing and this level 125 comes up to me, while attacking portal. Him: Hey Macaw Me: Hey Him: How long it take you to get that cape? (talking about fire cape from jad) Me: A few hours Him: 4k logs? Me:(Ignoring him at this point) Him: How long from 95-99 Me: Its not a skillcape, its a fire cape Him: Can someone show me the fire cape emote, macaw is noob and won't show me Me: Your an idiot tbh... So I walk off and 10 minutes later... Him: Hey macaw can you show me emote for your cape? Me: :wall: He was lvl "121" and didnt know... _____________________________________ EDIT: If you think this is fake I know someone who can back it up. ¤ Macaw 1000 ¤|99 Attack/Strength/HP| This noob gave me Ice Cream... © Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Princess Viola Posted January 22, 2009 Share Posted January 22, 2009 Noob: hey u can i haff ur ady platbudy Me: No. (Wasn't even wearing an addy plate) Noob: stfu. u betta gimme ur pl8 or i kik ur [wagon]. Me: No. Noob: ima find u and kik ur [wagon] i bet ur like 6 or sumtin. im 9. Me: log out. If he did find me, I think a 12 year old can kick a 9 year olds [wagon]. Just made yourself look worse. :wall: Gotta love the blatent disregard for the over 13 rule =P will they never learn You do realize that they removed that rule and 3rkid, I'm permanently muted on RS for saying I don't edate, I could be a 40yr old man and saying, "No" was the only thing I could really do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erichermit Posted January 22, 2009 Share Posted January 22, 2009 Noob: hey u can i haff ur ady platbudy Me: No. (Wasn't even wearing an addy plate) Noob: stfu. u betta gimme ur pl8 or i kik ur [wagon]. Me: No. Noob: ima find u and kik ur [wagon] i bet ur like 6 or sumtin. im 9. Me: log out. If he did find me, I think a 12 year old can kick a 9 year olds [wagon]. Just made yourself look worse. :wall: XD. I'm sorry Ugozima but saying your 12 pretty much makes you quotable as one of the situations in this topic =P. Do you hate Wyverns or Warped Terrorbirds? Think again! Misunderstood Monsters!Want to become a Champion of Champions like I once was? Champion Scroll Guide!Feeling Bored? List of Sidequests Rare Drops: Dragon Sq Half : 1, Dragon Med : 2, Dragon Claws : 2, Dragon Legs : 1, Dragon Boots : 60+, Granite Legs: 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheefoo Posted January 22, 2009 Share Posted January 22, 2009 Noob: hey u can i haff ur ady platbudy Me: No. (Wasn't even wearing an addy plate) Noob: stfu. u betta gimme ur pl8 or i kik ur [wagon]. Me: No. Noob: ima find u and kik ur [wagon] i bet ur like 6 or sumtin. im 9. Me: log out. If he did find me, I think a 12 year old can kick a 9 year olds [wagon]. Just made yourself look worse. :wall: Gotta love the blatent disregard for the over 13 rule =P will they never learn You do realize that they removed that rule and 3rkid, I'm permanently muted on RS for saying I don't edate, I could be a 40yr old man and saying, "No" was the only thing I could really do. UhhhHHHH... They didn't remove that rule. If you're under 13, you can only use quickchat. You obviously lied about your age, one way or another. *coughhypocrisyecough* As long as you don't get "offended" by the people of the internet, and you aren't a whiny wuss-pants-face-body, it doesn't really matter what age you are. They mostly have that rule to prevent young kids getting offended, or being offensive. But still, even mentioning that you're twelve, especially when comparing your age to someone younger, acting cool, is not a good idea. [spoiler=I LOVE MY STATION] 01001001001001110110110100100000010101000111011101100101011011000111011001100101001000000110000101101110011001000010000001110111011010000110000101110100001000000110100101110011001000000111010001101000011010010111001100111111 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3rkid Posted January 22, 2009 Share Posted January 22, 2009 Noob: hey u can i haff ur ady platbudy Me: No. (Wasn't even wearing an addy plate) Noob: stfu. u betta gimme ur pl8 or i kik ur [wagon]. Me: No. Noob: ima find u and kik ur [wagon] i bet ur like 6 or sumtin. im 9. Me: log out. If he did find me, I think a 12 year old can kick a 9 year olds [wagon]. Just made yourself look worse. :wall: Gotta love the blatent disregard for the over 13 rule =P will they never learn You do realize that they removed that rule and 3rkid, I'm permanently muted on RS for saying I don't edate, I could be a 40yr old man and saying, "No" was the only thing I could really do. UhhhHHHH... They didn't remove that rule. If you're under 13, you can only use quickchat. You obviously lied about your age, one way or another. *coughhypocrisyecough* As long as you don't get "offended" by the people of the internet, and you aren't a whiny wuss-pants-face-body, it doesn't really matter what age you are. They mostly have that rule to prevent young kids getting offended, or being offensive. But still, even mentioning that you're twelve, especially when comparing your age to someone younger, acting cool, is not a good idea. What I was referring to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
harbringerjm Posted January 22, 2009 Share Posted January 22, 2009 Happened in G.E. Noob: Buying account Noob: Buying account Me: *Burning maples* The noob starts to follow me... Noob: Can i buy your account plzzz? Me:... Noob: Plzzzzz.!! Me: Go away.. Noob: Plzzzzzzzz!!! Me: No go away or I will report you (I dont like to report xD) Noob: Ok If you dont sell your accoun, i gonna hack you Me: Ok gl *teles* Stupid people these days -.- You teleported to get away from a random person? The ignore list is there for a reason you know, you don't have to stop skilling and run away. Hail to The Great Big Penguin in the sky. And Guthix, of course. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
walka92 Posted January 22, 2009 Share Posted January 22, 2009 so many of these stories are so obviously faked; noone is that stupid I'm gonna be walking down an alley in varrock, and walka is going to walk up to me in a trench coat and say "psst.. hey man, wanna buy some sara brew"walka92- retired with 99 in attack, strength, defence, health, magic, ranged, prayer and herblore and 137 combat. some day i may return to claim 138 combat, but alas, that time has not yet come Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacawX Posted January 22, 2009 Share Posted January 22, 2009 so many of these stories are so obviously faked; noone is that stupid Way true #-o ¤ Macaw 1000 ¤|99 Attack/Strength/HP| This noob gave me Ice Cream... © Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soar Posted January 22, 2009 Share Posted January 22, 2009 i tried to help, but he got cullected Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow_Clawe Posted January 22, 2009 Share Posted January 22, 2009 This while training at Brimhaven arena with Omnitec. Im usually pretty nice but when people annoy me I get pretty ticked off. This Evening (Me): Level 3 Random guy: Level 80 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poopingman Posted January 22, 2009 Share Posted January 22, 2009 Out of nowhere, he logged out right after. Metal fans, check out my band!Still the King.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzle229 Posted January 23, 2009 Share Posted January 23, 2009 Noob: hey u can i haff ur ady platbudy Me: No. (Wasn't even wearing an addy plate) Noob: stfu. u betta gimme ur pl8 or i kik ur [wagon]. Me: No. Noob: ima find u and kik ur [wagon] i bet ur like 6 or sumtin. im 9. Me: log out. If he did find me, I think a 12 year old can kick a 9 year olds [wagon]. Just made yourself look worse. :wall: So being 12 makes him look worse? How does being young make him bad? I can't find one instance on this forum of him being the stereotypical whining kid. Get back here so I can rub your butt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
champion Posted January 23, 2009 Share Posted January 23, 2009 Noob: hey u can i haff ur ady platbudy Me: No. (Wasn't even wearing an addy plate) Noob: stfu. u betta gimme ur pl8 or i kik ur [wagon]. Me: No. Noob: ima find u and kik ur [wagon] i bet ur like 6 or sumtin. im 9. Me: log out. If he did find me, I think a 12 year old can kick a 9 year olds [wagon]. Just made yourself look worse. :wall: So being 12 makes him look worse? How does being young make him bad? I can't find one instance on this forum of him being the stereotypical whining kid. I personally find nothing wrong with his age (even though it's too young for TIF I suppose, and Runescape when he joined), but that story sounds very fake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
psvstef Posted January 23, 2009 Share Posted January 23, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psycho_Robot Posted January 23, 2009 Share Posted January 23, 2009 Its a simple mistake. It's not too much of a stretch to think that the whip would be an obsidian weapon, especially since they both have a red/black color scheme. He might not have had a whip before, and thus couldn't see the exact item name, and if he asked someone on the street, 99% of them will simply say "whip". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
psvstef Posted January 23, 2009 Share Posted January 23, 2009 Its a simple mistake. It's not too much of a stretch to think that the whip would be an obsidian weapon, especially since they both have a red/black color scheme. He might not have had a whip before, and thus couldn't see the exact item name, and if he asked someone on the street, 99% of them will simply say "whip". what about: a guide how to sell a whip,what price to buy(changes every day :wall: ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psycho_Robot Posted January 23, 2009 Share Posted January 23, 2009 Its a simple mistake. It's not too much of a stretch to think that the whip would be an obsidian weapon, especially since they both have a red/black color scheme. He might not have had a whip before, and thus couldn't see the exact item name, and if he asked someone on the street, 99% of them will simply say "whip". what about: a guide how to sell a whip,what price to buy(changes every day :wall: ) I can't speak for HIS intentions, but if I asked that question, I'd have meant a relative price, e.g. 2% below median price or whatever. Still he did seem to be a bit too desperate :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow_Clawe Posted January 23, 2009 Share Posted January 23, 2009 He just probably mistook "abby" from "obby". If I look at something like that it wouldnt make me laugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
psvstef Posted January 23, 2009 Share Posted January 23, 2009 i wasn't really pointing at that,just at the whole post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HiMyNameIsCyacow Posted January 24, 2009 Share Posted January 24, 2009 heres one that happened to me yesterday: noob:selling dragon chain 100000000m! me:dude it is impossible to have that much gp... noob: you only say that cuz you dont got enough! me:lol (thank you for your report) noob: why are you standing there?arent you ganna report me? me: lol ok i will noob: plz no i will do what ever you want! me:get me a d axe noob:... ok (he got it how wierd #-o , i wonder how he got it :-k ) me:lol i still reported you. noob:reported for item scamming! And you are calling him a noob? I would have reported you for misuse of the report system. He has done absolutely nothing wrong! Sda tbh. Dont go calling people noobs for basically no reason! By the sounds of it, you are the definition of a noob. Making yourself look bad, not him. me:... whatever how is that scamming? he was just selling an item..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arisaka Posted January 25, 2009 Share Posted January 25, 2009 It's not scamming. saying something like, "Selling RARE polished buttons 100m" is scamming, because they're not rare. Arisaka, the Japanese rifle. O_o Tell me, did any of you happen to kill a red spy on the way here? No? Then we still have a problem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3hitm4g3u Posted January 25, 2009 Share Posted January 25, 2009 It's not scamming. saying something like, "Selling RARE polished buttons 100m" is scamming, because they're not rare. You mean would have been scamming, prior the trade updates. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Th3_Crusader Posted January 25, 2009 Share Posted January 25, 2009 I found this quite funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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