June 24, 200620 yr A while back I saw a topic in the Runescape Forums about people having hilarious conversations with noobs. Basically you just post a conversation you had with a noob who was trying to scam you, report you etc ;) Happy Posting! :mrgreen: |Noobs :roll:|Ebaums steals! :evil:|Go Stephie! :mrgreen:|http://
June 24, 200620 yr I remember one that someone mentioned on these forums a while ago.. I thought it was pretty funny. I can't take credit for it, and I don't know who said it. Newb: ill buy those bunny ears. Me: theyre nontradable Newb: how much? Me: you cant trade them Newb: then how can i get them Me: you would have ot build a time machine, go back to last easter, and get them Newb: oh, ok... Newb: how can i go about building this time machine. P.S. First post. \ In Soviet Russia, glass eats OTers. Alansson Alansson, woo woo woo! Pink owns yes, just like you!GOOOOOOOOOO ALAN! WOO!
June 24, 200620 yr heres 1: noob: hi me: hi noob: whats that hat?? me: a santa noob: can i buy??? me: if you have the cash =) noob: 5k?? me: your about 12mil off there noob: what! your reported for item scamming good times good times :roll: Proud Retired Council of The GladiatiorzClick here for our website - 110+ F2P Combat Requirements
June 24, 200620 yr (in varrok palace-in the bedroom at the time) noob:get out of my house me:its not urs noob:reported me:ok... (noob follows me saying i hav no life, etc etc ive quit because of the dumb side of the RS community, not because i play too much (like 1 hour a day) dont get lured!
June 24, 200620 yr He: Hey *censored*head *censored*head! Me: Reported He: *swear word* you Me: Reported again He: Noone talks to you noob, the level 70 noob reporting people that has no life! Not funny, but sooo noobish... I'm wielding Rune Axe. Noob starts following me. Me: What do you want? He: Can I have your axe? Me: Yes, if you pay for it. 20K at least. He keeps following me a long time Me: Stop following me noob! He: Reported! Level 30 is no noob! EDIT: Changed wearing Rune Axe to wielding Rune Axe and swear words are cut out.
June 24, 200620 yr Just a funny little line I was told at my clan drop-party by a passerby. He: Wow Mister, I wish I had a devil hat like yours. (Red H'ween) PoetryIndexed Picture 1Indexed Picture 2 Killed my maxed Zerker pure April 2010 Rebooting Runescape
June 24, 200620 yr Enrico1992, change yours, even though it was done in game, you can't swear on here. Just change it to *swear* or something. ÃÆââââ¬Ã¢Ã¢ââ¬Ã
June 24, 200620 yr I'm wearing Rune Axe. Wearing? Did you selotape the axe on your chest? :lol: No longer playing Runescape, I caught the WoW bug.
June 24, 200620 yr It was two noobs going at it, and finally one got angry and finally one challenged the other to a wildy fight... The whole time they were talking I was giggling to myself. Goals: 80/80 Range, 75/90 Strength, 77/85 Attack, 64/76 Fishing and crafting 31k natures (o.O)
June 24, 200620 yr Author rofl, keep it going people :lol: |Noobs :roll:|Ebaums steals! :evil:|Go Stephie! :mrgreen:|http://
June 24, 200620 yr :shock: The kids on Rs are really wierd.. Lvl 3: Hi Me: Yo Lvl 3: How old are you? Me: 15...You? Lvl 3: 9 years old Me: Cool Lvl 3: Do you want to be Lesby with me? Me: Ok \/\/tf leave me alone plz? And I ran away... jeeze i am a paint noob
June 24, 200620 yr I'm wearing Rune Axe. Wearing? Did you selotape the axe on your chest? :lol: Okay, okay WIELDING. I'll also cut out the swear words.
June 24, 200620 yr =; One more for noobs say the dumbest things: noob: be my girlfriend me: no noob: c'mon on be my girlfriend me: no - go away noob: why not? me: cause I'm old enough to be your mother noob: sure you are, yur like 15 right? me: No I'm 37 noob: yur lying me: no I'm 37 noob: what are you some kind of pervo freak playing a kids game me: go away noob: reported me: whatever dude noob: give me stuff and I wont report you me: no - god, I need to turn my chat filer on noob:....... (at this point I turned off public chat and had no idea what he said, he continued to follow me, i'm sure was talking although I couldnt hear him..I eventually teleported to loose the idiot) in game: Mistresse combat lvl 100 playing since February 2003
June 24, 200620 yr [images removed - no naming names ~Alduron] this wasnt funny so much as disturbing...he really needs some anti-agression pills.
June 24, 200620 yr Author =; (at this point I turned off public chat and had no idea what he said, he continued to follow me, i'm sure was talking although I couldnt hear him..I eventually teleported to loose the idiot) I love doing that to noobs who want "free stuff plz." Shame is, some of them have that one more brain cell than other noobs so they spam you on pm. Good 'ol blocker 8-) |Noobs :roll:|Ebaums steals! :evil:|Go Stephie! :mrgreen:|http://
June 24, 200620 yr My RS Char is female, yet I'm male. I made my char female to see how people respond to a female char rather than a male char. Some people are automatically nice, some people are perverts. It's funny really. I got this one time. Him - "Nice bust" Me - "Thanks mate, I'm a guy BTW" Me - "You just stared at a man's bust" Known formerly as Ameoba3000. Now known as Vigoss.
June 24, 200620 yr Author lol I should try that one day :P I wanna make a link to this thread on my profile but I've forgotten how >. |Noobs :roll:|Ebaums steals! :evil:|Go Stephie! :mrgreen:|http://
June 24, 200620 yr Well, I remember one :P Don't remember the exact conversation, but it went something like this: noob: Do you want to be my pet? me: umm, no? noob: Your my pet now me: whatever *noob starts following me* noob: I'm gonna call you *pet name here* *I start to run* *I lose him, after a while* *noob pms me* noob: You can't get away from me *I block him* Was kind of annoying, but made me laugh a but :P Espescially considring I was atleast 40 cb lvls higher than him.
June 24, 200620 yr I bet he was like "OmG MY P3t is strng3r than U!!!11!" to everyone he saw, lol. Goals: 80/80 Range, 75/90 Strength, 77/85 Attack, 64/76 Fishing and crafting 31k natures (o.O)
June 24, 200620 yr lol I should try that one day :P I wanna make a link to this thread on my profile but I've forgotten how >.< Highlight, copy, and paste the (ugly) URL, or highlight and copy the (ugly) URL and put it where the star is: This is where you put words that people will click on for the topic link. Put whatever you want, anything appropriate, that is. Example: Click here to see how n00bs say the funniest things! Anyways, I happen to see quite a few funny n00bs, but I don't seem to pay much attention, so I forgot about what they said. ^ Blog.
June 24, 200620 yr i remember one, but this isnt mine so i cannot take credit. (ill use 'me' to mean the person who said this) it went something like" Noob: ill buy those bunny ears. Me: theyre nontradable Noob: how much? Me: you cant trade them Noob: then how can i get them Me: you would have ot build a time machine, go back to last easter, and get them Noob: oh, ok... Noob: how can i go about building this time machine. :lol: that one had me in stitches! lol i think that one is quite funny too :lol:
June 24, 200620 yr i was wanderer in varrock with my zammy full, then a noob came and i morph in the most sacred form of all: "the easter egg" noob:w00t, how do you do that? me:what? noob:THAT! me:ah, this is an egg duhh!!! noob:an egg? me:yeah! in soviet russia, egg eats you!!! noob:w00T! me:lol (so i do the egg run to make the noob more impressed) noob:woah! how do you do that? me:... me:... noob: cmon say it! me:... noob:plz!!!! me:ok! listen carefully: noob:ok11111 me:to get this all sacred form you need to have lvl 95 mage, this form add you a bonus on def. noob:really? me:lol noob:c'mon me:wanna see a stuff a lot impressive? noob:umm, ok! (i display and talk at the zombie head form hallowen event) noob:wow! noob:what is that? me:a monk's head noob:wtf? me:yeah a monk head, to get it you need 85 prayer noob:woot, how i get it? me: it is the St Jonh's head. noob:really? me:yes to get it you must go to a templar temple and pay 5m to a knight templar. noob:where are the templars? me:they are in france, but you must go quick before philip IV execut them. noob:OH (time later after many jokes with a friend) noob:heym that is not tru, the egg is an easter ring! me:ok... noob:how you get it?!?!? me:you're a noob noob:i'm not! i got a lvl 85 account! me:really? noob:yes me:how a lvl 85 dont know about a easter ring? noob:errr...welll... me:noob! http://darkluniux.blogspot.comBehold my blog! Thou shalt visit it and rejoice!
June 25, 200620 yr my favorite one from the past Noob(lvl61): hello Me(lvl49 at the time): yea? Noob: can i have your armor plz? (full black Mystic) Me: uh....no. Noob: give it to me noob! u dont deserve it! i'll kill u in wildy! Me: first off its members armor and it costs 600k Noob: liar. reported for item scamming! Me: tell them i said hi idiot thats how it went. or something like that :roll:
June 25, 200620 yr this noob pm's me- note i do not have a blue party hat. noob- can i have your blue party hat me-don't have one noob- yes u do noob i saw u wearing one, give it to me me-lol don't have one noob, go beg some 1 else that actually has 1 noob-u noob im reporting u for being a noob!!! me-i wish we could....
June 25, 200620 yr oooh i got lots of this, but all heard from freinds :D player: Poisoning daggers for free! me: er, so I give you a dagger, you poison it, and you hand it back right? (quick check, nope, he's not in highscores for herby) player: yes that's right, can I have your dagger please. me: why not just hand out free weapon poison? player: I want xp from poisoning them me: that sounds suspiciously like item scamming to me player: it is. You can guess what happened next and this is is funny too: Noob1: OMG!!! My brother is going to be so happy for me! Noob2: Why? Noob1: Because, I just got on his account and made him some profit!!! Noob2: How did you do that?!? Noob1: I checked the prices on his crown he was wearing with the general store and it was only 2 gp! Noob1: I sold it to another player for 100K!!!! Noob2: OMG! Your so lucky! I wish I had 100K! Noob1: I know, he's going to be so happy with me and he'll probably give me 50K! Me: LMAO!!!!!!!!! ^this one made me laugh alot and i got this one too Noob:Can I have some sausages? Guy(weilding abby whip):huh? Noob:Can i have some sausages Guy:What sausages? Noob:The ones you're holding Guy:these aren't sausage links(attacks guard to prove it) Noob:wow, you killed something with sausages!plz plz can i have some Guy:it's an abyssal whip Noob:they're sausages Guy:they're not sausages!! Noob:noob im reporting you Guy:for what? Noob: for not sharing food Guy:THEY'RE NOT FREAKING SAUSAGES!!! Noob:omg why didn't you say so ffs noob ^lol i always tought whips look weird thats all i have for now :lol:
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