September 25, 200619 yr The elves sing them back into trees? >_>ÃÆÃââââ¬Ã¡ÃÆÃââââ¬Ã¡ so that's why the trees respawn! omg you are a genius! Veteran Cape Owner (10 year)
September 25, 200619 yr Erm... this is a game. Reality check time! "Earth to Made0f12une, come in we are not receiving you!" Why is 'common sense' so named, when there is so little of it about?Welcome to puberty, we've been expecting you.
September 26, 200619 yr i eat the notes... Hope you're hungry, I've got some serious alching to do tonight! Yes I know, I'm spamming again (second or third time this month) which, given my sig, would appear to make me a hypocrite, but my argument is, as it was before and always will be, a pointless post deserves to be spammed. I never spam a meaningful discussion. Oh, and I'm drunk, and alcohol is a universal excuse for all manner of transgressions, is it not? And no I don't include those transgressions which cause harm or discomfort or any other kind of disruption to any other law-abiding, helpful, non-disruptive, etc. person (its just a joke). Just had to add that before I get flamed for being irresponsible or giving out the wrong kind of message to our younger viewers. Why is 'common sense' so named, when there is so little of it about?Welcome to puberty, we've been expecting you.
September 26, 200619 yr Author Banker 1: So Bob, what do you do with all those Yew Long bows? Banker 2: First of all, my name isn't Bob... Banker 1: Sorry Bob Banker 2: Well... When one yew long bow lovers another Yew Long bow... Banker 3: No Bob, he didn't ask where Yew Long bows came from! Banker 2: I'M NOT BOB! Banker 3: Sorry Bob. Banker 2: ... Banker 4: You know those random lumps in the wild? Banker 1: Yeah? Banker 4: They're actualy Land fills, filled with yew long bows! Banker 1: Really? Banker 4: Yeah, all the other random lumps in the land around Runescape are where we put other items. I just over heard the bankers in Varrock west talking about it. LMAO. Best one that i've heard so far :thumbsup: ^^ClicK^^"I backed my car into a cop car the other dayWell he just drove off sometimes life's ok...Alright already we'll all float onAlright don't worry we'll all float on" - Isaac BrockDays Hunting:4 - Kingly Imps Caught:2Money Earned: 4.5-5m
September 26, 200619 yr Banker 1: So Bob, what do you do with all those Yew Long bows? Banker 2: First of all, my name isn't Bob... Banker 1: Sorry Bob Banker 2: Well... When one yew long bow lovers another Yew Long bow... Banker 3: No Bob, he didn't ask where Yew Long bows came from! Banker 2: I'M NOT BOB! Banker 3: Sorry Bob. Banker 2: ... Banker 4: You know those random lumps in the wild? Banker 1: Yeah? Banker 4: They're actualy Land fills, filled with yew long bows! Banker 1: Really? Banker 4: Yeah, all the other random lumps in the land around Runescape are where we put other items. I just over heard the bankers in Varrock west talking about it. That's it! No more alcohol for me, I'm having what he's having! Make mine a double. Why is 'common sense' so named, when there is so little of it about?Welcome to puberty, we've been expecting you.
September 26, 200619 yr Yes, you get the same amount of xp and gp per alch. I assume that notes in RS work differently than their equivalency in real life. I wouldn't be surprised if the bankers are also mages. When an item is withdrawn as a note, a spell is cast on it. The item still exists, but in a two-dimensional form (a.k.a. "it's put on a piece of paper"). Although this allows for compactness, it limits its usefulness. When you decide to alch the item, however, it still has the same value as when it was in its orginal 3-D form, so it will give you the same amount of gp. Simple as that. Know what? I think he's right :thumbsup:
September 26, 200619 yr Okay, let me clear this up...*deep breath* Jagex gets the Easter Bunny to get all the alched items under the abbyss, seeing on Easter Bunny can easily kill Jad, he doesn't even need his eggs going down there, but anyways -- He gets them, puts them in his pouch. He takes them to Zamorak. Zamorak eats them to feed his will for Runescape domination. And when Saradomin takes the eggs, he gets mad and makes no updates happen. After no updates, 3/4th of the Runescape community gets mad, causing themselves to kill each other in the wildy. I hope this clears things up.
September 26, 200619 yr The elves sing them back into trees? God no! Elf sing crystal, not wood. bacab sing wood. bacab sing day and night. Wood to tree 'cause of bacab. Voice hoarse. Need water. Lotsa alch'ers bacab tired of the singing. Tree grow big because logs cut to bows sung back by bacab voice, but bacab voice getting weak and recycling getting hard. Happen in real life too. When burn paper, where go? bacab sing! Burned paper go back to tree. :-$ Shh secret. We don't rebel to sell it just suits us well, we're the bright young things.
September 26, 200619 yr Well the Easter Bunny was not happy at me last Easter so he told me I had to do a task for him in order to keep the Ring. He fired Santa, and hired me. Now I have to go around replacing items with money everytime somebody uses Alchemy. I have to run there and replace it with coins. Then I give the items to Easter Bunny so he stays fat and don't get mad at me. Denizen of Darkness| PSN= sworddude198
September 26, 200619 yr :shame: it's destroyed via equivilant exchage and is reincarnated as gold and the bank uses that item to fill the vault in the basment via varrock bank. :-k does anyone watch fullmetal alchamist? oh well \ bing bong...i'm bored now...so go away
September 26, 200619 yr EVERYONE KNOWS ITS THE EASTER BUNNY!!!!!!!!! LOL The EASTER BUNNY is havinga sugar rush from all the left over eggs...and aving a fit because of this. So there's no way its EASTER BUNNY... Its the GODS...Think of an alchemy as a 'sacrifice' to the GODS and that they reward you with GOLD PIECES,LOVELY GOLD PEICES MUHAHAHA!!!!*presses evil button* Oops I pressed the wrong button, I was meant to press the laughter button :oops: *presses laughter button* :lol: HAHAHAHEHEHE :lol: Returned 10/03/2010 after a two year break.
September 26, 200619 yr What is this? Noob-2p? the items turn into bones, that reappear inside you when you respawn. Next time you die look at your bones... :roll:
September 26, 200619 yr Like others said this is a mystic game. But I personally think the bankers have a note machine. The note machine will create any item that has the same picture as the note does, but it must be a real bank note. For example you wouldn't be able to paint a party hat on papaer to get millions of gp. I'm serious that's what I think. Either that or the spell let the thing inside the bank disappear. What about if you drop/stake some item? Well, I think you won't get it back since they won't be using the noting machine.
September 27, 200619 yr OH another thing i realise is that Stronghold security monster drop noted ess.. but the bank doesnt really have that item.. Hey Nicrune007 , Whats Your Username? 99 Ranged on 2/6/07 99 Hit Points on 9/5/08 99 Defense on 26/4/08 99 Attack on 14/2/09 99 Strength on 25/2/09 99 Slayer on 13/9/09\:D/
September 27, 200619 yr yep and here is my theory ! when nobody is online (happens once in a month) minotaur go upstairs to varrock bank and trade the bones of dead adventurers for noted ess. you ask why they need noted ess ? of course for WORLD DOMINATION (from the underground)
September 27, 200619 yr WHO CARES MAN, ITS A [bleep]ING GAME! :wall: :wall: :wall: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
September 27, 200619 yr WHO CARES MAN, ITS A * GAME! :wall: :wall: :wall: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: Which is why people have fun joking around, like in this thread :roll: ^ Has something to do with it, pure scum.
September 27, 200619 yr Two words for you... GEEE PEEEEE! I think merchanting is extinct.... Completed haunted mine at level 75.Barrows Drops: Dh platelegs, Guth helm, Karils cb, Torags legs-------------RETIRED------------------
September 27, 200619 yr It could be that when you alch something(noted) it gets transported to the bank. Why do you think we arnt aloud onto the other floors of the bank( The secret 1s :-$ ) Thanks Yaff2 for the sig^,^
October 1, 200619 yr To expand, do we hold a book of 1,000 papers that are an item and alch each paper 1 at a time, why not alch the whole book? Or, the one peice of paper that says 1000 Steel Platebodies? It would be nice to alch things all at once. Boom, instant profit, and super mage exp... (Lol, just get 100k yew longs, 100k nats, start at 55 magic, alch, and hit 99 in a day.) 99 Crafting :: 39,750th || 99 Attack :: 1,775th
October 2, 200619 yr maybe everything u alch in noted form is stolen by administrators and moderators and allow them 2 create an army of weapon wield dragons imagine one day fighting a dragon scaled dragon wielding drag plate dds with spec and dragon kite can we say lvl 1267 mega monsters YES THIS IS IT I GOT MY GUTHAN AND I OWN ALL SLAYER MONSTERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
August 1, 200718 yr bump YES THIS IS IT I GOT MY GUTHAN AND I OWN ALL SLAYER MONSTERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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