The bank does what it wants with the items. =p

Lol, so many rediculous theories about what happens. Its runescape, it doesn't NEED to make sense. What happens to runes after you cast a spell? The stones disapear into thin air? How the hell can you turn a block of solid metal into a mace with a dinky little hammer? And some of the NPC drops... What a thief would be doing with a copper ore and a cabbage is beyond me.

oh come on .... its called economy ... the bank waits until you highalched all the worthless piece of paper and when nobody is online the bank sells them to the general stores... and that is the reason there are always bows in the general store

 

 

 

the bank owns alot more money than any runescaper can even think of !

 

 

 

but i still think with all the money they should be able to borrow me 20 mils with the minimum rate of 1%

oh come on .... its called economy ... the bank waits until you highalched all the worthless piece of paper and when nobody is online the bank sells them to the general stores... and that is the reason there are always bows in the general store

 

 

 

the bank owns alot more money than any runescaper can even think of !

 

 

 

but i still think with all the money they should be able to borrow me 20 mils with the minimum rate of 1%

 

 

 

Well and besides the fact that they hold everyones money and valuables

Here is a step by sep breakdown of the alching of a yew longbow:

 

 

 

Step 1 - Oh noez!

 

This is where you put the yew longbows into notes. At this point the banker hands you 1000 yew longbows and secretly sticks a tiny little wizard into your pocket.

 

 

 

Step 2 - Pomg!

 

This is where you take out the 1k nature runes out of your bank. At this point the little wizard in your pocket secretly takes out a calculator while you arent looking.

 

 

 

Step 3 - Safer!1111shift!

 

This is the part where Your mouse opens the magic menu, the yew longbows engage alching mode, and the wizard takes out the calculator ready to calculate...stuff

 

 

 

Step 4 - Daddy would you like some sausage?

 

This is where you click "high alchemy" The yew longbow you cast it on is stolen by the little wizard in your pocket, he then uses his "moolah" spell to spawn 768 Gp.

 

 

 

Step 5 - Eat your wheaties!

 

At this point you have 768 gp in your invy and 1 less mage longbow, but secretly, the little wizard in your pocket has stolen your nature rune and your yew longbow, little do you know that the money he gives you is worthless to him

 

 

 

:-$ But don't tell anyone

you can alch noted items?????? do they give you the same amount of gp

 

Of course you can alch noted items, and yes they give the same xp.

 

 

 

If you couldn't alch noted stuff I'd be very very poor. No whip for me.

I've been alching items noted for awile and im still broke.

 

 

 

anyway it's easy little wood imps eat the bows.

It's magic!

 

 

 

The note represents the item in the bank, so when you cast a spell on it, the spell is carried to the item through the note.

 

 

 

After all, if a spell can transport you from place to place, zapping an item in the bank is no problem.

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Roflmbo. That's hilarious and obvious. I cracked up when I saw that for some reason. lol

 

 

 

~Rcty

erm... think about real life banks... if you put in 1000$ and a later day take out 1000$, it is not shure that it is the same money... so the bank take the 3k bows, are happy that you never want them back, and could give them out to someother wanting "their" 3k bows back

To all those people ranting that it's a game, and who cares, have you ever read a book and wondered what happened to everyone at the end. Or written a story of your own?

 

Or to get to the simpler people, watched a tv episode that cut out at the very end, and you have to wait a week to see what happens next, but your imagination runs around trying to figure out what happens?

 

 

 

Have some fun! As you've already said, t's a game.

 

 

 

Btw notorious, when a spell is casted using a rune, the embeded powers of the rune escape and shatter the vessel they are in.(the essense) The powers combine in a certain form or fashion, and perform their action.

Well, it's all in file formats, see. Normal items are a file called

 

 

 

.itm

 

 

 

In note form, they aren't like, say a check. They are in a compressed format (.ztm).

 

 

 

So what happens when you use a file format converter program (there's a good one called High Alchemy by Jagex Ltd., you can buy it for 55 mage, pretty good price), is it converts the .itm file to .gp file, which is money. High Alchemy also comes with an embedded decompressing thing, so it can decompress .ztm files to .itm files then convert them to .gp files.

 

 

 

And that's what happens to noted items.

 

 

 

Lol. :lol:

 

What they do with 100k unstrung yew longs a day I don't know...

 

 

 

Eat them.

i know why:

 

 

 

bankers have 99 in every skill, thats what they do with the items 8-)

well that's such an easy question its ME!! haha well simple i hired the tooth fairy and her little rabied helpers to give you money then everything you alch POOFS into my pocket so i can work on my mage alched item and runes and all + the cash haha you get fake gold :shock: well atleast thats how i wish it worked..........

 

Other wise like its been said turns into gold :P

Omg, people! It's a game lol. Soo many things are different than in real life. Would you buy a paper hat for hundreds of millions :ohnoes: Or could you teleport?!

 

 

 

i bet he was just think of a way to use it . he was just waiting for!

Maybe a bank note is like a Hot Pocket, with money in the middle, and every time you alch it burns up the outside leaving the money!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

 

 

Awesome posts you guys...

Well, it's all in file formats, see. Normal items are a file called

 

 

 

.itm

 

 

 

In note form, they aren't like, say a check. They are in a compressed format (.ztm).

 

 

 

So what happens when you use a file format converter program (there's a good one called High Alchemy by Jagex Ltd., you can buy it for 55 mage, pretty good price), is it converts the .itm file to .gp file, which is money. High Alchemy also comes with an embedded decompressing thing, so it can decompress .ztm files to .itm files then convert them to .gp files.

 

 

 

And that's what happens to noted items.

 

 

 

*Collapses to the floor trying to make sense of what you said*

I think it's just a game...and you're looking to far into it :roll:

Banker 1: So Bob, what do you do with all those Yew Long bows?

 

Banker 2: First of all, my name isn't Bob...

 

Banker 1: Sorry Bob

 

Banker 2: Well... When one yew long bow lovers another Yew Long bow...

 

Banker 3: No Bob, he didn't ask where Yew Long bows came from!

 

Banker 2: I'M NOT BOB!

 

Banker 3: Sorry Bob.

 

Banker 2: ...

 

Banker 4: You know those random lumps in the wild?

 

Banker 1: Yeah?

 

Banker 4: They're actualy Land fills, filled with yew long bows!

 

Banker 1: Really?

 

Banker 4: Yeah, all the other random lumps in the land around Runescape are where we put other items.

 

 

 

 

 

I just over heard the bankers in Varrock west talking about it.

You guys are on some kind of drugs.....

 

 

 

Who would ever think anything like what you guys just wrote down...

 

 

 

EVERYONE KNOWS ITS THE EASTER BUNNY!!!!!!!!!

 

 

 

Who was on drugs again exactly? :lol:

dont think outside of the box, stay inside. the box is your freind

 

 

 

Exactly. RuneScape is a mythical-ish game, not reality. RuneScape has another definition of "logic". Asking questions like these throw us off... but, here's my answer:

 

 

 

Little magical spy camera orbs designed by the temple knights... They watch you alch, then blow a massive hole in your bank safe and take out the item... And some other stuff. Temple Knights h4x0r j00!111

A little pixy comes down and magically vanishes them into her magic pixy land filled with gum drops and rainbow candy. She thn lies on the assorted notes and throws them up into the air in a drug like haze before resting for the night ready to do it all again tommorow.

 

 

 

Or some crappy code vanishes them.

dont think outside of the box, stay inside. the box is your freind

 

 

 

Ignorance is bliss Lmao

The elves sing them back into trees? >_>