Killy_the_Kid Posted August 1, 2007 Share Posted August 1, 2007 No one ever said it had to make sense. Like a noob stabbing a human 10 times with a bronze sword, I doubt the guy'll survive past 3. Hyt Chat FOREVERI have quit RuneScape. I have posted on the Leaving sticky saying so. Goodbye."Too late... my time has come... gotta leave you all behind and face the truth."~ Freddie Mercury ~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragonwizerd Posted August 1, 2007 Share Posted August 1, 2007 When you cast High lvl alchemy, you're not turning it into gold, you're really casting telother item and sending it to the bank in a fraction of a second. The bank in turn telothers you some money problem solved... did I mention that the bankers are WALRUSES??! Yayyyyyy... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adventurer Posted August 1, 2007 Share Posted August 1, 2007 All the alchemy in the world does a magical mini-nuclear fusion thing to release small amounts of energy that are stored in RuneCrafting altars and Elemental Obelisks to be transferred into essences and orbs. The rest of the matter is then used for: Recreating bodies for every 'Scaper that dies so that they can spawn. Rebuilding trees and putting ores back into rocks. Restocking stores Graphical updates Truthscape - qeltar's excellent insights into RuneScape and moreCave Story - Best Free RPG ever-Retired. Forever- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PastyGangsta Posted August 1, 2007 Share Posted August 1, 2007 The bankers magically change it into ham with their banker magic and feed it to Jad. This has got to be one of the best threads on the forums. :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Made0f12une Posted August 2, 2007 Author Share Posted August 2, 2007 Wowza lmao who dug this topic out of the grave. When I saw that title I was like "huh, I remember having that idea awhile ago" little did I know, this was my topic ^^ClicK^^"I backed my car into a cop car the other dayWell he just drove off sometimes life's ok...Alright already we'll all float onAlright don't worry we'll all float on" - Isaac BrockDays Hunting:4 - Kingly Imps Caught:2Money Earned: 4.5-5m Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mininpure Posted August 2, 2007 Share Posted August 2, 2007 isnt it obvious? as soon as you high alch, the bank note sends out a signal to the muffin man. He flies over and shoots you with a tranquilizer dart. As you are unconscius, he gets some banana slices and puts it in your pocket. Thats why gp tastes so good :P quoted from gibsocam:i think they will keep coming up with skills until they get to sleeping skill or something. (you can now use a rune pillow!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EugenyG Posted August 2, 2007 Share Posted August 2, 2007 Personally I think this is what will happen: Jagex will revert the option of alching notes (the way it used to be a while ago), BUT at the same time add option of Alch X. Meaning people could autoalch in groups of say 10, but when out of inventory will need to get more stuff from bank. Of course we'd have another huge riot if that happens :roll: Live free or die. First option is exhausted, so guess what remains? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwreeTak Posted August 2, 2007 Share Posted August 2, 2007 You guys are on some kind of drugs..... Who would ever think anything like what you guys just wrote down... EVERYONE KNOWS ITS THE EASTER BUNNY!!!!!!!!! No, try to be serious now. Everybody knows that it's Santa Claus! Add me if you so wish: SwreeTak Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spooferfish Posted August 2, 2007 Share Posted August 2, 2007 Well if your an alcher you probably alch your items noted. Well those notes are a piece of paper that can be given to the bank in return for the item printed one the note. Well when we alch the note, that piece of paper is gone, and the bank still has all the items. What do they do with all these items. Recently i've made around 3k maple long bows and banked them. Took out notes which means i've left about 3k maple longs bows in the bank. What are they going to do with 3k maple long bows now that I ahve money and the notes are gone forever? Bankers have an "alch all" option. Next time you bank, they take care of the problem and alch the bows. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrpez Posted August 2, 2007 Share Posted August 2, 2007 Why do you need to know this? Pointless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doomy Posted August 2, 2007 Share Posted August 2, 2007 Why do you need to know this? Pointless. It's just a bit of fun...Jeez... Doomy edit: I like sheep Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Observer Posted August 2, 2007 Share Posted August 2, 2007 I think it just turns into gold. Afterall it says, "Turns an item into more gold." Either that or the Sandwich Lady comes up and and blows it up with her baguette then you are left with the little pieces of yellow paper that look like gold. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Platinum_Myr Posted August 2, 2007 Share Posted August 2, 2007 What many people don't understand is that after you alch an item a imp tactical combat group runs into the bank and steals it... they got this whole gig going for these items... the bank thinks that the items dissapper and the player get cash from paper... simple! course the imps now have about 321,231,562,123,353,687,543,x10^99K yew longbows but cmon who wouldn't want that many? :roll: Actually, the imps only have 2.1bill... after that, they kept adding to the stack but the items really DID disappear : Maxed since Sunday, January 9th, 2014Completionist since Wednesday, June 4th, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemurian Posted August 2, 2007 Share Posted August 2, 2007 H'sac, the god of economics, makes his underlings transform the Note into the corresponding thing just before the spell affects it. That's why. Owner of Quest Cape since 11/9/2007 23:30! Working my butt off to get it back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VurtualRuler98 Posted August 2, 2007 Share Posted August 2, 2007 Banks must be magic, cause how else is a one of a kind quest item going to end up at ANY bank in the game at any time you want it? Notes must be stackable versions of the items, turned into notes by magic of course! And since they are still the item, they become the right amount of gold! Sir, the Panzerschreck squad is blocking the road! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hellbellz Posted August 2, 2007 Share Posted August 2, 2007 Holy crap. I'm glad I don't post the same way I used to. :oops: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plod2 Posted August 2, 2007 Share Posted August 2, 2007 Its included in the spell. That why alching takes so long. The spell magically unotes a yew longbow then turns it into gold. What greats spells the alching spells are... Click for blog!Watch great videos! http://uk.youtube.com/profile?user=plod64 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brunokiller Posted August 2, 2007 Share Posted August 2, 2007 The notes get stolen by the underground group 'PtC', 'Protect the Cabbages. They use the sharp edges of the notes to cut the OoC. When OoC members die they sometimes drop gold and that's what the PtC puts in your inventory. Didn't ya know that? My blog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dormado Posted August 2, 2007 Share Posted August 2, 2007 Thsi makes no sense! JagEX is crazy! Alchemy is a science which has 3 purposes: 1: turn not pure metals (mostly lead) into gold 2. Make elixir of life 3. Make Homunkulus (extra strong unnatural beeing which looks liek a child) And how teh heck can you use a spell to turn PAPER to GOLD. dwfgwre45453rth743 That makes abu[bleep]ely no sense at all.423 23th453 gh546 mm.....cookies The clock is ticking, and your time is running out, mortals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lewagold2 Posted August 2, 2007 Share Posted August 2, 2007 WAIT A MINUTE! ... ... ... ... *60 seconds later* Why doesn't the bank give us interest?!? ^Clicky for Q Cape Blog^MY SIGGIE AND BANNER SHOP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
warriormen92 Posted August 2, 2007 Share Posted August 2, 2007 those gold coins that you get arent real. theyre the chocolate ones with the gold tin foil. so basically they [bleep]ed you over Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emp75 Posted August 2, 2007 Share Posted August 2, 2007 This is pointless, its a game not everything can be real. What happens to all the food u eat? Goes to ur stomach and turns to waste? Then the waste just disappears inside u? NOT EVERYTHING CAN BE REAL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zillis Posted August 2, 2007 Share Posted August 2, 2007 The real item is how can you alch 1 item of a note at a time? Yay i so gud i gts 23 farming Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lefke123 Posted August 3, 2007 Share Posted August 3, 2007 dont think outside of the box, stay inside. the box is your freind lmao well said i think its best to discribe as "magic" :shock: thats why they are automaticly deducted from the bank and changed into gold coins! :thumbsup: Take your time to post on my blog please!Open up your hate and let it flow into me, madness is the gift that has been given to me... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomadmike Posted August 3, 2007 Share Posted August 3, 2007 WAIT A MINUTE! ... ... ... ... *60 seconds later* Why doesn't the bank give us interest?!? That came to my mind also around these talks =D> I say it just goes to someones bank who has not logged in since the first day rs came out. :-$ Imagine someone logs in and he looks in the bank. Billions of yews! Thousands of mistakenly alched rares! \ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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