You realize that the world still exists, however a mafia gangster shoots you before you can go back to 2009.

 

*Goes to 2012 and shoots the gangster before he gets the chance of shooting the other guy.*

Moments after killing him you realize the gangster was the future you.

 

*Goes back 600 years to leave an engraving in a tree in America to puzzle historians.*

Someone sees you and says "What the hell are you doing?" before you finish and you go back to 2009 realizing you screwed up.

 

*Goes to 1945 with my television and DVD player and make the people there jealous of me since I have a color television and they don't."

unfortunately, the signal for your tv is sent to you in black and white... you should have gone with LCD or plasma to press... you go back to 2009 abashed.

 

*goes back in time when they were in dinosaurs with a camera to find out once and for all what colour dinosaurs were*

You find that dinosaurs were a colour of such intensity that your brain explodes.

 

November 22, 1963. I'm here to find out who killed JFK.

unfortunately, the signal for your tv is sent to you in black and white... you should have gone with LCD or plasma to press... you go back to 2009 abashed.

 

Hold on a minute, I brought my DVD player, that means I obviously had some DVDs. Ah well, let's just say someone stole the television.

 

Anyway, you find out who killed JFK, but you won't be able to tell anybody because he kills you as well.

 

*Goes to 2002 and starts a rumor on the Internet that Wii will be the next Nintendo home game console, and then goes back to 2009 and sees what happened to the thread I started where I talked about the "Wii".*

It turns out that Nintendo shut down from the leak and Microsoft gets their hands on it and calls it the 'Xbii 970' and you are the only guy in the world without one and get shunned and are forced to live in a cardboard box.

 

 

 

 

*Goes back in time and saves my past self and takes him home with me*

You changed the present a lot, nobody knows who you are since you've been gone for so many years.

 

*Goes to the United States in 1675 and tell drunken idiots about the year 2009.*

Nothing interesting happens, because they don't remember anything in the morning. Other than your grandfather being shot. Nothing at all.

 

*Goes back in time 5000 years to save a butterfly from being eaten by a predator.*

Your time machine requires fuel, and when you arrive 5000 years in the past, your time machine is out of fuel, and there is no way to get home now.

 

*Goes to 1994 to see my grandfather (my mother's father) again before he died in 2003.*

You have a very pleasant encounter.

 

*Goes back 40 years to corrupt the minds of the young.*

One of those young people happen to be your father, his mind is so corrupt you were never born.

 

*goes to 2003 to see Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King on the big screen.*

The time machine crashes through the roof of the theater

 

*Goes back in time to trigger the creation of a giant statue of a lime.*

As you look at your creation, it topples down on you. A crowd gathers, and a very loud "lolwut" eminates from the gathering. Thus, the internet is invented hundreds of years earlier, and Hitler uses the people of /b/ to help him win WWII. You arrive back in 2009 to find the the current Fuhrer, Hilary Clinton, has made Paris Hilton head of NORAD, and she uses the world's entire nuclear arsenal to destroy an ugly persons house. The fallout leads to mass extinction.

 

*travels back in time to the 1700's to shine flashlights on people and watch them run*

Unfortunately, one of those people happen to be carrying a flintlock pistol. However, the gunman misses, instead hitting the man behind you. You return to a completely different future, as you cause the death of an ancestor of Thomas Jefferson.

 

*Goes back in time to a solar eclipse to cause mass hysteria.*

You die.

 

*Goes back to time to kill Adolf Hitler before he was born.*

your never born because all the jews that were alive had a small effect on the world as it is now and your parents hooked up later and a different sperm met her egg and therefore you die.

 

*Travels to when you make your next post and replace it with a big A*

Explain something to me, what have the effects jews had have to do with anything? If I'm correct, Hitler tried to kill the jews, so by killing him before he was born, didn't I save them?

 

Anyway, I edit the post so what you did does nothing.

 

*Goes back to Christmas 2008 to get the santa costume for my RuneScape account.*

You get that outift, but you are left without the matching hat.

 

*Goes back to the first world's fair.*

 

Explain something to me, what have the effects jews had have to do with anything? If I'm correct, Hitler tried to kill the jews, so by killing him before he was born, didn't I save them?

If they were dead they could not affect the world. While alive they are able to affect the world. So in killing Hitler and saving them you altered the world in a different way.

You enjoy it. Sorry couldn't corrupt that one.

 

*goes to 2050 to talk to my older self.*

You arrive at a gravestone realizing that you killed yourself 2 days after time traveling.

 

*Goes to 1337AD*

You try to talk to someone about why that year is notable. THey look at you like a crayz person and get a mob to stone you to death.

 

*Goes back to the beginning of the universe.*

You find nothing, and you die because of the nothingness.

 

*Goes to November 22, 1963 to prevent the JFK assassination.*

Goes to jump in front of JFK, but the bullet goes through both of them.

 

Goes back to January 25, 2010

You mess something up, as a result when you return back to present, you just know something's not quite right.

 

Goes to the times of Jesus and prove to the people that he is no miracle man, by explaining his "miracles" using today's scientific explanations.