Now, this is a story all about how

 

 

 

My life got flipped, turned upside-down

 

 

 

And I'd like to take a minute,

 

 

 

Just sit right there,

 

 

 

I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-Air.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

In West Philadelphia born and raised,

 

 

 

On the playground is where I spent most of my days.

 

 

 

Chillin' out, maxin', relaxin' all cool,

 

 

 

And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school.

 

 

 

When a couple of guys who were up to no good,

 

 

 

Startin makin' trouble in my neighborhood.

 

 

 

I got in one little fight and my mom got scared,

 

 

 

She said "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air."

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I begged and pleaded with her day after day,

 

 

 

But she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way.

 

 

 

She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket,

 

 

 

I put my walkman on and said, "I might as well kick it."

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

First class, yo, this is bad,

 

 

 

Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass?

 

 

 

Is this what the people of Bel-Air livin' like?

 

 

 

Hmmmmm, this might be alright.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

But wait, I hear they're prissy, bourgeois and all that!

 

 

 

Is this the type of place that they just send this cool cat?

 

 

 

I don't think so,

 

 

 

I'll see when I get there,

 

 

 

I hope they're prepared for the Prince of Bel-Air!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Well, ah, the plane landed and when I came out,

 

 

 

There was a dude, looked like a cop, standin' there with my name out.

 

 

 

I ain't trying to get arrested yet,

 

 

 

I just got here!

 

 

 

I sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappeared.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I whistled for a cab and when it came near,

 

 

 

The license plate said "FRESH" and it had dice in the mirror.

 

 

 

If anything I can say that this cab was rare,

 

 

 

But I thought "Nah, forget it - Yo, home to Bel-Air!"

 

 

 

I pulled up to a house about 7 or 8,

 

 

 

And I yelled to the cabbie "Yo holmes, smell ya later!"

 

 

 

Looked at my kingdom,

 

 

 

I was finally there,

 

 

 

To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel-Air.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I'll never forget the day my mum said "you're moving to your auntie and uncle in bel-air"...

Now, this is a story all about how

 

 

 

My life got flipped, turned upside-down

 

 

 

And I'd like to take a minute,

 

 

 

Just sit right there,

 

 

 

I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-Air.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

In West Philadelphia born and raised,

 

 

 

On the playground is where I spent most of my days.

 

 

 

Chillin' out, maxin', relaxin' all cool,

 

 

 

And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school.

 

 

 

When a couple of guys who were up to no good,

 

 

 

Startin makin' trouble in my neighborhood.

 

 

 

I got in one little fight and my mom got scared,

 

 

 

She said "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air."

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I begged and pleaded with her day after day,

 

 

 

But she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way.

 

 

 

She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket,

 

 

 

I put my walkman on and said, "I might as well kick it."

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

First class, yo, this is bad,

 

 

 

Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass?

 

 

 

Is this what the people of Bel-Air livin' like?

 

 

 

Hmmmmm, this might be alright.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

But wait, I hear they're prissy, bourgeois and all that!

 

 

 

Is this the type of place that they just send this cool cat?

 

 

 

I don't think so,

 

 

 

I'll see when I get there,

 

 

 

I hope they're prepared for the Prince of Bel-Air!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Well, ah, the plane landed and when I came out,

 

 

 

There was a dude, looked like a cop, standin' there with my name out.

 

 

 

I ain't trying to get arrested yet,

 

 

 

I just got here!

 

 

 

I sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappeared.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I whistled for a cab and when it came near,

 

 

 

The license plate said "FRESH" and it had dice in the mirror.

 

 

 

If anything I can say that this cab was rare,

 

 

 

But I thought "Nah, forget it - Yo, home to Bel-Air!"

 

 

 

I pulled up to a house about 7 or 8,

 

 

 

And I yelled to the cabbie "Yo holmes, smell ya later!"

 

 

 

Looked at my kingdom,

 

 

 

I was finally there,

 

 

 

To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel-Air.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I'll never forget the day my mum said "you're moving to your auntie and uncle in bel-air"...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I don't remember all of that. :wall:

 

 

 

I don't remember all of that. :wall:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

They only had the plane scene for the first few episodes to get people familiar with Will's character, they eventually shortened it to the popular version you usually see.

True, and /b/ has mongled this to a certain extent.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Proper English:

 

 

 

To begin, this is a tale of how my very existence was twisted and transformed in a most peculiar way.

 

 

 

Please have a seat, for I wish to take a moment to relate to you the fascinating odyssey which ultimately led to my reign as the Prince of Bel-Air.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I was sired and reared in West Philadelphia.

 

 

 

As a lad, most of my time was spent at the neighborhood recreation center where I would laze about and relax in a most charming manner - that is, when I was not engaging my chums in a friendly game of basketball at the schoolhouse.

 

 

 

Around this time, two young hooligans had begun to stage a campaign of vandalism and intimidation in my neighborhood.

 

 

 

When my mother discovered I had had a bit of an altercation with the ruffians, she insisted I leave town at once and take up lodgings with my aunt and uncle in Bel-Air.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

As the taxi approached, heeding my beckoning whistle, I could discern the word "FRESH" emblazoned upon its license plate, and took particular note of the pair of plush novelty dice which hung from the rear-view mirror.

 

 

 

I was a bit taken aback by these strange omens, but quickly put them out of my mind as I cheerfully called to the driver: "To Bel-Air, my good man!"

 

 

 

We arrived safely in Bel-Air at dusk, and as the driver came to a stop in front of the house where I was to live, I left him with the words: "Farewell, sir. Perhaps my nostrils shall delight in your aroma once more!"

 

 

 

To be sure, it was a long journey, and as I gazed upon my estate in all its splendor, I knew once and for all that my rightful place was on the throne - as the young scion of the great and mighty kingdom of Bel-Air!

 

 

 

 

I don't remember all of that. :wall:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

They only had the plane scene for the first few episodes to get people familiar with Will's character, they eventually shortened it to the popular version you usually see.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I see... By the Way, does anyone know the episode were Carl and Will were hiding behind the sink with Puppets. I can't remember the name of that episode. :cry:

Prince of BelAir or Friends... hehe, Friends probably actually... soo funny! I smile even at the thought.. :lol: :lol:

Prince of BelAir or Friends... hehe, Friends probably actually... soo funny! I smile even at the thought.. :lol: :lol:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Call it cheesy, call it cliched but hey its my favourite and I'll always opt for friends. :D

COPY PASTA

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Jesus Version

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Now, this is a story all about how

 

 

 

My body got nailed up to a cross

 

 

 

And I liked to take a minute

 

 

 

heres how begins

 

 

 

I'll tell you how I died for all your mortal sins

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

In west Bethlehem I was born and raised

 

 

 

In Nazareth was where I spent most of my days

 

 

 

Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool

 

 

 

And all makin some wood cups, wowin' some fools

 

 

 

When a couple of Romans

 

 

 

Who were up to no good

 

 

 

Said I wasnt behavin; in the way that I should

 

 

 

I had one last supper and my men drank wine

 

 

 

I said eat my body drink my blood and Ill be fine

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I was nailed a cross and when death came nearer

 

 

 

The light shown brightly and I saw a little clearer

 

 

 

If anything I could say that the roman wins

 

 

 

But I thought now forget it, Ill die for your sins

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

They. pulled. me to my grave about seven or eight

 

 

 

And I rose from my tomb yo, home smell you later

 

 

 

Looked at my kingdom I was finally there

 

 

 

To settle in heaven and listen to prayer

 

Prince of BelAir or Friends... hehe, Friends probably actually... soo funny! I smile even at the thought.. :lol: :lol:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Call it cheesy, call it cliched but hey its my favourite and I'll always opt for friends. :D

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Yeh, me too...I love friends. Matt Le Blanc....mmmmm

 

 

Prince of BelAir or Friends... hehe, Friends probably actually... soo funny! I smile even at the thought.. :lol: :lol:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Call it cheesy, call it cliched but hey its my favourite and I'll always opt for friends. :D

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Yeh, me too...I love friends. Matt Le Blanc....mmmmm

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Is he the one I know as Joey? :lol: :)

COPY PASTA

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

DELICIOUS

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

HAVE MOAR

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Fresh WWII

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

In Western Europe born and raised,

 

 

 

At the theater room where I spent most of my days,

 

 

 

Planning plotting and acting all cool,

 

 

 

Shooting some traitors to instill loyalty true,

 

 

 

When a couple of Allies were up to no good,

 

 

 

Started running forces through our neck of the woods,

 

 

 

We lost a couple of little fights and my generals got scared,

 

 

 

They said "You're moving with your cabinet to the bunkers down there"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I waited for my escort and when they came near,

 

 

 

The jeeps had troops and guns in the rear,

 

 

 

If anything I thought this protection was rare,

 

 

 

But I said "Nah forget it, yo home to down there!"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I pulled up to the elevator at about seven or eight,

 

 

 

And yelled to the guys "Yo troops, your medals come later"

 

 

 

I looked at my bunker, I was finally there,

 

 

 

To settle my defeat as I breathed in stale air.

Friends or the Fresh Prince.

I hope family guy counts as a sitcom. :shock:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Simpsons is the longest running though, but the idea now....GAH.

Is he the one I know as Joey? :lol: :)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

That's the one.

Fawlty Towers, Father Ted, One Foot in the Grave or Blackaddar.

Fawlty Towers, Father Ted, One Foot in the Grave or Blackaddar.

 

 

 

AMEN finnally and English person posts on this thread, i hate too say this but Americans don't create any where near as funny sitcoms as us Brits, Friends is funny, the rest of the sitcoms you mentioned (besides Simpsons and family guy the animated ones) barely raise a laugh, my favourite sitcomes are probably Spaced, Father Ted and.....League of Gentleman....well if that counts as a sit-com which i doubt it does seen as how can a village full of freaks exist :XD:

Friends.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

How can you compete with Princess Consuela Bananahamick, Mrs. Chanandler Bong, The One That Could Have Been, The One That Could Have Been Part 2. I could go on..

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

It's the only show I'll watch more than twice, the only show I don't tire of seeing on the TV and the only show I was sad to see end, although they ended on top, season 10 is almost as good as it ever was. Friends just rocks.

Cheers

 

 

 

Seinfeld

 

 

 

Fresh Prince

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

in that order.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Probably the same for me, except I think Fresh Prince is better that Seinfeld.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Scrubs.

 

 

 

I LOVE that show.

 

 

 

(Forgive me if it's not actually a sitcom.. >.>)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

That's a good one too. I watch it all the time on Comedy Central now.

Friends.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

How can you compete with Princess Consuela Bananahamick, Mrs. Chanandler Bong, The One That Could Have Been, The One That Could Have Been Part 2. I could go on..

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

It's the only show I'll watch more than twice, the only show I don't tire of seeing on the TV and the only show I was sad to see end, although they ended on top, season 10 is almost as good as it ever was. Friends just rocks.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I couldn't agree with you more. I'm a huge friends-fan.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Nothing can compare with friends. =)

George Lopez anyone? :oops:

Full House!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Yeah right, how is that on Nick-at-Night? It's not even funny enough to be on normal Nick.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Fresh Prince of Bel Air is my favorite.

Full House!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Yeah right, how is that on Nick-at-Night? It's not even funny enough to be on normal Nick.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Some scenes can be deemed as inappropriate from Full House.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Nick needs to have Happy Bunnies prancing across the screen to keep from being sued! :P

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Its been a long time (7 years) since I've seen full house. I can't remember if its good or not!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

If I haven't already voten or something, I have to say Fresh Prince of Bel-air.

Hmm.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Seinfeld

 

 

 

Friends

 

 

 

The Simpsons

 

 

 

Becker

Seinfeld is amazing.. I dont on the season dvds but i would want to.....

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