jokemaster

banned for insulting someone

The Christmas Attic The Ghosts Of Christmas Eve Boughs Of Holly The World That She Sees Midnight Christmas Eve gimme 5 reasons to date with me :D

Banned for beeing a detective

I like my women like I like my homosexuals. They're smart and sensitive Jokemaster

Freaked?

Once upon a time there lived a woman who had a maddening passion for baked beans. She loved them but unfortunately they had always had a very embarrassing and somewhat lively reaction to her. Then one day she met a guy and fell in love. When it became apparent that they would marry she thought to herself, " He is such a sweet and gentleman, he would never go for this carrying on." So she made the supreme sacrifice and gave up beans. Some months later her car broke down on the way home from work. Since she lived in the country she called her husband and told him that she would be late because she had to walk home. On her way she passed a small diner and the odor of the baked beans was more than she could stand. Since she still had miles to walk, she figured that she would walk off any ill effects by the time she reached home. So, she stopped at the diner and before she knew it, she had consumed three large orders of baked beans. All the way home she putt-putted. And upon arriving home she felt reasonably sure she could control it. Her husband seemed excited to see her and exclaimed delightedly, "Darling, I have a surprise for dinner tonight." He then blindfolded her and led her to her chair at the table. She seated herself and just as he was about to remove the blindfold from his wife,the telephone rang. He made her promise not to touch the blindfold until he returned. He then went to answer the phone. The baked beans she had consumed were still affecting her and the pressure was becoming almost unbearable, so while her husband was out of the room she seized the opportunity, shifted her weight to one leg and let it go. It was not only loud, but it smelled like a fertilizer truck running over a skunk in front of pulpwood mill. She took her napkin and fanned the air around her vigorously. Then, she shifted to the other cheek and ripped three more, which reminded her of cooked cabbage. Keeping her ears tuned to the conversation in the other room, she went on like this for another ten minutes. When the phone farewells signaled the end of her freedom, she fanned the air a few more times with her napkin, placed it on her lap and folded her hands upon it, smiling contentedly to herself. She was the picture of innocence when her husband returned, apologizing for taking so long, he asked her if she peeked, and she assured him that she had not. At this point, he removed the blindfold, and she was surprised!! There were twelve dinner guests seated around the table to wish her a "Happy Birthday"!!!

7/10 I don't like the colors but it's ok

Coldplay^^ I am sitting In the morning At the diner On the corner

remark: I think this would just encourage younger and more immature children to start playing the game as it would require hardly any work to go from rags to riches

wow alot of steel

RS is meant to be a fantasy game: an escape from reality. It has a minimal cost to become a member and can be run on very old computers. If gold could legally be purchased for real world money, given the current economic setup of the game it would allow the richest players in real life to further tear apart the already fragile economic balance that exists between the rich and the poor. It wouldn't be RS if they did this and to be honest, this just wouldn't happen.

banned for no reason!

Granted, but be carrefull there's a gun attached to the game I wish I had a mickey mouse

Has a nice hair color

I like my women like I like stupid gorilla statues. They never say no! Lip Gloss

mature?

he means runescape related things

A manga lover

granted, you can now sell the bronze axes I wish I had a little yellow duck that quacked

A full friends list would be nice :oops:

I hate you because you love the devil

I love you because I never been in Australia

An Australian guy

Abba- supah troopah

Blood Diamond, very nice movie even with Brad pitt