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jokemaster

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  1. hehe. Nice list Proud to be one of the 423 runecrafters
  2. A lawyer, a doctor, and a redneck were driving through the desert when they suddenly ran out of gas. They all decided to start walking to the nearest town (which they had passed 50 miles back) to get some help. A rancher was sitting on his front porch that evening when he saw the lawyer top the horizon and walk toward him. The rancher noticed that the lawyer was carrying a glass of water, so when he was within hearing distance, the rancher said, "Hi there...what are you doing carrying a glass of water through the desert?" The lawyer explained his predicament and explained that since he had a long way to go, he might get thirsty, so that's why he was carrying the water. A little while later the rancher noticed the doctor walking toward him with a loaf of bread in his hand. "What are you doing?" asked the rancher again. As before, the doctor explained the situation and said that since he had a long way to go, he might get hungry and that's why he had the bread. Finally the redneck appeared, dragging a car door through the sand. More curious than ever, the rancher asked, "Hey, why are you dragging that car door?" "Well," said the redneck, "I have a long way to go, so if it gets too hot, I'll roll down the window."
  3. Did Jagex made a good update by removing the Wilderness and introducing Bounty Hunter? no (I don't PK but still...) Was changing Duel Arena to F2P a good "move"? Yes What do you think of Clan Wars? A mid-level game The trading update. It will affect my playing in some ways Summoning. I will wait until it comes out
  4. AeroSmith- I don't want to miss a thing I could stay awake just to hear you breathing Watch you smile while you are sleeping While you're far away and dreaming I could spend my life in this sweet surrender I could stay lost in this moment forever When, every moment spent with you Is a moment I treasure I don't wanna close my eyes I don't wanna fall asleep 'Cause I'd miss you, babe And I don't wanna miss a thing 'Cause even when I dream of you The sweetest dream would never do I'd still miss you, babe And I don't wanna miss a thing Lying close to you Feeling your heart beating And I'm wondering what you're dreaming Wondering if it's me you're seeing Then I kiss your eyes and thank God we're together I just wanna stay with you In this moment forever, forever and ever I don't wanna close my eyes I don't wanna fall asleep 'Cause I'd miss you, babe And I don't wanna miss a thing 'Cause even when I dream of you The sweetest dream would never do I'd still miss you, babe And I don't wanna miss a thing I don't wanna miss one smile I don't wanna miss one kiss and I just wanna be with you Right here with you, just like this I just wanna hold you close I Feel your heart so close to mine And we'll stay here in this moment For all the rest of time Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah YEAHHHH!! I Don't wanna close my eyes I Don't wanna fall asleep 'Cause I'd miss you, babe And I don't wanna miss a thing 'Cause even when I dream of you The sweetest dream would never do I'd still miss you, babe And I don't wanna miss a thing I don't wanna close my eyes I don't wanna fall asleep 'Cause I'd miss you, babe And I don't wanna miss a thing 'Cause even when I dream of you The sweetest dream would never do I'd still miss you, babe And I don't wanna miss a thing Don't wanna close my eyes I Don't wanna fall asleep, yeah And I don't wanna miss a thing
  5. jokemaster

    Akon

    He's friendly but that's all.
  6. 1. Hanging out with my friends 2. RuneScape 3. Baseball practice 4. Learning some new A. Football tactics
  7. I love it. Great graphics, great gameplay
  8. - tour to India/china may help her to think about the world (zen) - talk to her and really tell her that dont throw away her life like that. she is young and there is a future out there - there are a lot of teen suicide hotlines out there -talk to her and explain to her how bad it is and like I said she may be mad at you now if you did, but she'd thank you in the future! I understand completelly how you feel :(
  9. Do you know where she lives? If so make her feel like you're their for her as much as possible
  10. Tell her parents right away and the school counselor, she may hate you now but WILL thank you later and tell the girl you care about her and dont want her to kill herself.
  11. I's kinda weird, they speak 90% french in Brussels Anyways It's property of the Flemish Side. No more Chocolate btw i've got famly in Belgium :ohnoes:
  12. I've been a waiter at a restaurant... A customer was continually bothering the waiter in a restaurant, first, he'd asked that the air conditioning be turned up because he was too hot, then he asked it be turned down because he was too cold, and so on for about half an hour. Surprisingly, the waiter was very patient, she walked back and forth and never once got angry. So finally, a second customer asked her why she didn't throw out the pest. "Oh I don't care," said the waiter with a smile. "We don't even have an air conditioner."
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