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jokemaster

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  1. Does smoking affect any birth control?
  2. congratz :thumbsup: nice stats etc , only 4 to go you can do it
  3. 1) noob: Where's Lumbridge me: behind you noob: no that's lummy noob! 2) Noob: nice sausage your holding! Me: It's a whip...
  4. I won the runecrafting contest \ I feel sorry for solidus 77 :( (whoops I forgot): Thanks everyone who voted for me :thumbup:
  5. We put our tree up a week before Christmas
  6. I need advice.. I used to smoke 3-6 cigarettes daily for about 1 year 5 months. During this time I was exercising. Since I quit 1 year 7 months ago I still carried on exercising and eating healthily. How long until all the by-products from smoking totally leave my body?
  7. weew gratz. Have fun with your prayer emotes it's a hawt cape
  8. I'd suggest you give them something what they like, for example 1k str pots
  9. top: Runecrafting: 99 Strength: 99 Crafting: 99 slayer: 85 cooking: 99 Fav: defence strength crafting slayer smithing
  10. This was the incredible scene after a car cartwheeled more than 100ft through the air before embedding itself in a first-floor flat. John Gordon's Volvo took off after hitting a tree on a roundabout and flew until it crashed into the flats 15ft off the ground and facing backwards. The car smashed into a lounge where 19-year-old Laura Stevens had been a few seconds earlier. [/ Emergency crews spent half an hour cutting free Mr Gordon, 31, but he later died from his injuries. His nine-year-old son, who was his passenger, survived with cuts and bruises. Engineers had to spend three hours dismantling the wall of the flats in Werrington, Peterborough, before they could remove the car. Mr Gordon, from Peterborough, hit the roundabout at around 9.10am on Saturday, clipped a tree and bounced before being catapulted into the air. His car cartwheeled so it entered Miss Stevens's flat backwards, sending debris flying on to the floor. It is believed a neighbour and a paramedic who was passing ran to help and managed to pull the boy from the wreck inside the lounge. Firemen worked from inside the flat to free Mr Gordon, who had been heading along the A15 Werrington parkway towards the city centre. [/ He was taken to Addenbrooke's hospital in Cambridge but died later that day. Miss Stevens's mother Claire, 38, said her daughter, a supermarket worker, has not been able to go back to the flat since the crash. "She is just so lucky to be alive," she said. "Seconds earlier or later and she would not have made it either." Fire station boss Lynn Betteridge, who attended the crash, said: "We have had to deal with vehicles in buildings before but never one which went into the first-floor."
  11. :ohnoes: 0mg! U leesteen 2 dat Perez [bleep]on??!?!?!! The Rolling Stones - Wild Horses don't blame me :uhh:, blame my girlfriend :-w
  12. if it don't fite, don't force it!
  13. Hahaha funny story , but I feel sorry for you tough
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