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Learning how to not get removed this time? Might I suggest an extra $60B/year on that?

So, L4D2 is coming out I should be thrilled but all because of 1 guy from SA, Michael Atkinson, the Australian version will have: No dismemberment No decapitation Minimal blood/gore As much as the majority of Aussie gamers, as well as VALVe hate this, nothing can be done about it. :evil: I just wish he (and Stephen Conroy) would just ragequit life.

Oh god it's you, guess I'll be spending the next 5 years building a space craft, 10 years travelling to a new planet and 60 years building a sniper rifle to take you out and still be far enough away to avoid being flamed for killing the trolls' leader.

White guys started all racist jokes? Even if that was true it would be irrelevant. It's "offensive" for white people to make racist jokes because in Australia/UK/USA we're the majority ethnic group. Why is it irrelevant? As in it doesn't affect the argument of the skit being racist or not. I also get surprised that people never say anything about the Romans enslaving white people, or of black people selling each other off to white people to make money themselves....

Jaziek, I don't believe I have been added to the first page yet, add me under PC please. YES GO BUY NOW AND ADD ME ON STEAM: movnviol I don't have $10 I spent every last cent I had on a new game. :roll: Edit:Who is Itchy I've played with him so much never knew who he was through. He means, it's pretty much the most epic thing solely available on Steam.

It still gives the impression of being linked to the forums, and as such people would mistakenly believe it is an official channel. Besides, all the tipit related videos (such as TET events) are posted by people attending (often TET staff, and users will sometimes doubleup.)

Sorry about not posting before my only one in this thread (if I even posted in this one at all,) but I was at a LAN all weekend as well as today. Can someone please tell me a bit about the Zhoreuc Agreement, the post on the 1st page doesn't give me enough detail. [spoiler=Australia Story]A meteorite had crashed into Australia, forever changing the country as a whole. It turned a vast majority of Autralians into a new alien species, called The Swarm. Those who were unchanged have all moved to other countries, fearing these new inhabitants might kill them. The new Alien specials have since taken over the country, destroying what they don't need and then keeping those items for later use. The aliens are broken up into several sub-species. Each alien sub-species has a champion, The champions are the leaders, and are extremely smart and cunning. Leaders always sport armour with a symbol inscribed onto it. [hide=Drones]Drones are weak by themselves, however, if you see 1 by itself you are considered very lucky. Drones will swarm in thousands to allow them to be fast workers, and they use the numbers well in fights. Drones are small 4 legged creatures resembling a beetle in looks, but in addition to the 4 legs they have 2 tentacles that appear just behind their heads and feel like jelly. These are used to hold tools and pick up even the smallest of parts. They are territorial and will fight to the death against anything that gets near whatever they are working on. Can't think on their own and cannot be reasoned with.[/hide] [hide=Soldiers]Soldiers are the stupidest of all the alien species. "See movy movy, shoot movy movy!" Very tall and bulky, with an ape-like appearance, their eyes are located on their shoulders and they sport a large weapon on their left arm. The weapon can fire one of 3 kinds of ammo: acid balls, metallic shards, and they can put a small missile in there and launch it. They literally will grab a missile and shove it in there, right way or wrong. They have a fear of cats.[/hide] [hide=Haunters]Haunters are creatures of the sky. Larged winged creatures with sharp claws on their arms, they are rather skilled at dropping things. Sounds stupid, but you won't be laughing when they grab that missile from that plane they just destroyed, and drop it straight into your lap. They may not have guns or missiles, but they are hard to detect on radar and like to fly right through planes. They will also to the same for boats, but not land vehicles after their previous champion tried to fly through a heavy armoured tank.[/hide] [hide=Healers]Healers possess no combat abilities, and just float around aimlessly until they detect a threat, where they will allert all nearby aliens, or flee. If they come across an injured teammate they will heal them. If the patient dies they eat them. They can also very slowly heal humans, but will not eat them should they die (something about them not being clean enough to eat.) They look like a blue jellyfish with orange tentacles.[/hide] [hide=Hunters]Hunters are small agile creatures, which are often used to scout new areas. Looking somewhat like a small human running on all fours. They always carry an alien sniper, as well as a dri-dir, which roughly translates into Blade of Assassin. A dri-dir is a dagger used for sole purpuse of stabbing backs. Will not get in fights unless it is extremely far away, or so they can sneak up and stab your back.[/hide] [hide=Civ]A Civ is an alien which hasn't become any of the others. Civ's are young aliens which will eventually grow into one of the others. Looking like a pile of goo, they start to show what alien they shall become in 5 human years. Will eat anything small enough to fit inside it. They can split themselves up anytimes over, and rejoin back together.[/hide] [hide=Tank]Tank is the central nervous system for the aliens. Only 1 is ever alive at one time, and upon it's death the next alien born becomes one. Aliens are very secretive about it's looks. However, it is well known that it will allow for basic telepathic communication during a combat situation. It allows the champions to communicate with their sub-species aswell as allow the Tank and the champions to to communicate, as well as each other. Cannot fight or move very fast.[/hide] [spoiler=Mechanic]The Mechanic (As recently 'created' thanks to the Tank) is a humanoid creature which is capable of building and restoring both Swarm and non-Swarm technology. It has a photographic memory as well as advanced mechanical as well as physics knowledge. After look at the schematics for an object for 10 seconds it can accurately duplicate the item if it has the objects required to do so. Whilst they will build weapons, they do not fight, and instead build robots as well as have other Swarmites protect them.

Overkill. >:3

Please stop. Please. This. Getting sick to death of how awesome America is. :wall:

Off Topic: That "The Game" book that Ryan gave me from you, so far is a load of bollocks. it barely teaches anything that supposed to help a guy who's extremely shy. >:( It was Lent that recommended it.

I'm pretty sure it's just Americans.Glad the rest of the world can still take a joke.

:blink: So, it wasn't my friend being stupid.... Hasn't he only talked about doing these things? Lol. Every scientific organization in the world agrees that global warming exists and is attributed to human factors (or they are non-committal, NONE have dissented). Not actually. There are many scientists who disagree, but scientific journals won't publish their papers. Global warming is a "popular belief", one that, when strayed from, isn't taken well. This. As soon as I say there is no global warming everyone demands I bring them indisputable scientific evidence, but ignore me when I as them for evidence that global warming exists.

This, I hate it when people get offended by everything. Especially when it is obviously a joke.

Really? :shock: Get prescriptions for it and then just stockpile it. :grin:

Introverted (I) 72.88% Extroverted (E) 27.12% Sensing (S) 58.54% Intuitive (N) 41.46% Thinking (T) 73.58% Feeling (F) 26.42% Perceiving (P) 82.76% Judging (J) 17.24% Dominant: Introverted Thinking Auxiliary: Extraverted Sensing Tertiary: Introverted Intuition Inferior: Extraverted Feeling

Well, there's your problem. Might I suggest you use a browser. A real one.

Oh, forgot to mention, I've known her for ages, it's just with me now at Tafe I don't really see her too often.

Actually, Mage seems to get on pretty well with his sister. Anyway, as I told you, go for it. If I'm remembering right, she's shown some interest in you, correct? And if it bothers you, ask what your sister thinks first. Oh, whoops. Which one of those crazy Aussies hated their sister, then? Oh well. I say go for it, carefully. Will do, and it's Dark_Aura who you're thinking of, Th3_Crusader is American.

Limit on quotes per post. :evil: [hide] I was going to have it destroyed in testing. Eventually the Humans in Australia would move to another country or die off. Don't go asking too much about reproduction, once you see Soldiers go at it you can't unsee it. I am not sure as to how they'll reproduce, but it will be fast, as most will grow into drones, which die fairly often (they are an OHS nightmare.) Of course they wouldn't want to get wiped out. Alright. I thought about sending some to New Zealand and stuff, but I'd imagine some would want to go to Britannia as well. Anyway, how do we figure out the ratio of the people that would want to go to NZ/Brit/Malaysia/etc? Hmmm, guessing that not too many humans would manage to evacuate, and from there they would probably pick places like NZ, Europa, Brittania and Japan. An act of war then? They are not metallic surfaces, and are pressed into the body when they are just flying along. [/hide]

All my important lost posts, except for the one on The Swarm learning English, as well as creating a mechanic 5/10. [hide] err to the best of my knowledge ( probably wrong) an ion is simply an atom with an abnormal amount of electrons ( could be more or less) so unless you are stripping ions of their extra electrons it would be a particle cannon. ( please correct me if I am wrong) Ion cannons work by ionising particles which also ionise the particles around them, constantly. This creation of energy causes great electrical damage. i.e. they would completely dominate all robotic enemies. According to the wiki article they are classed as superweapons due to their power. "We interrupt this broadcast to bring to you this important message." *static* -ralian military have confirmed that they have had nothing to do with this new discovery and are doing what they can to find out as much as they can from this new rock. In the meantime we urge listeners to not fear these aliens, they seem to have retained complete memory and are not hostile. The aliens seem to be" *static* and also seem to be devided into several catagories depending on looks and characte-" *static* "-and finally large ones with eyes on their shoulders and an alien weapon on the left arm. Experts say that it would be wise for Australia to allow these aliens to remain as one of their own and to-" *static* "We will now return to your scheduled radio." Was the only thing I could think of that could contain a slight plausibility. I posted the 2nd post right before I went to bed, else I would have pointed them out. The aliens are broken up into several sub-species. Each alien sub-species has a champion, The champions are the leaders, and are extremely smart and cunning. Leaders always sport armour with a symbol inscribed onto it. [hide=Drones]Drones are weak by themselves, however, if you see 1 by itself you are considered very lucky. Drones will swarm in thousands to allow them to be fast workers, and they use the numbers well in fights. Drones are small 4 legged creatures resembling a beetle in looks, but in addition to the 4 legs they have 2 tentacles that appear just behind their heads and feel like jelly. These are used to hold tools and pick up even the smallest of parts. They are territorial and will fight to the death against anything that gets near whatever they are working on. Can't think on their own and cannot be reasoned with.[/hide] [hide=Soldiers]Soldiers are the stupidest of all the alien species. "See movy movy, shoot movy movy!" Very tall and bulky, with an ape-like appearance, their eyes are located on their shoulders and they sport a large weapon on their left arm. The weapon can fire one of 3 kinds of ammo: acid balls, metallic shards, and they can put a small missile in there and launch it. They literally will grab a missile and shove it in there, right way or wrong. They have a fear of cats.[/hide] [hide=Haunters]Haunters are creatures of the sky. Larged winged creatures with sharp claws on their arms, they are rather skilled at dropping things. Sounds stupid, but you won't be laughing when they grab that missile from that plane they just destroyed, and drop it straight into your lap. They may not have guns or missiles, but they are undetectable on radar and like to fly right through planes. They will also to the same for boats, but not land vehicles after their previous champion tried to fly through a heavy armoured tank.[/hide] [hide=Healers]Healers possess no combat abilities, and just float around aimlessly until they detect a threat, where they will allert all nearby aliens, or flee. If they come across an injured teammate they will heal them. If the patient dies they eat them. They can also very slowly heal humans, but will not eat them should they die (something about them not being clean enough to eat.) They look like a blue jellyfish with orange tentacles.[/hide] [hide=Hunters]Hunters are small agile creatures, which are often used to scout new areas. Looking somewhat like a small human running on all fours. They always carry an alien sniper, as well as a dri-dir, which roughly translates into Blade of Assassin. A dri-dir is a dagger used for sole purpuse of stabbing backs. Will not get in fights unless it is extremely far away, or so they can sneak up and stab your back.[/hide] [hide=Civ]A Civ is an alien which hasn't become any of the others. Civ's are young aliens which will eventually grow into one of the others. Looking like a pile of goo, they start to show what alien they shall become in 5 human years. Will eat anything small enough to fit inside it. They can split themselves up anytimes over, and rejoin back together.[/hide] [hide=Tank]Tank is the central nervous system for the aliens. Only 1 is ever alive at one time, and upon it's death the next alien born becomes one. Aliens are very secretive about it's looks. However, it is well known that it will allow for basic telepathic communication during a combat situation. It allows the champions to communicate with their sub-species aswell as allow the Tank and the champions to to communicate, as well as each other. Cannot fight or move very fast.[/hide] [/hide] Imposter, you are not the real Hextriplet, he didn't have the | and a low post count. Group: Guests

Ok, needing help here. I've been wanting to ask this girl out for a while now, just never been able too. I'm 17 (as most of you know by now) and she's 16. She is still in school, so I don't get to see her alot, however I do see her whenever my sister has her over, and sometimes I see her in town. Another thing is that she is my sisters best friend and not sure how about going about getting my sister to be ok with it. It's short but I like to keep things brief.

Huge and in full HD, also too lazy to crop. [hide=][/hide]

MoM, so i can get unlimited that new thing he gives, use it to get max stats and max geepees. :)

Heh, will probably annoy people on RS by talking like a pirate and asking for booty and rum. Might as well do the same thing on MSN.... :twisted:

Joo be a girl in teh Scouts! :o Caused by me and 2 certain lady friends. :anxious: