Lunar_Drifter

Sty Emancipation

I would ban the alphabet.

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Connection lost- lobster attempts to catch you

lunar_drifter HA! Beat that! I have a really bony elbow. Now let me try it without using the protruding bone.. lkuyhnb rfd;p[xdrediutgfesdred

10/10 baby.

Ugh.. since you didn't post anything, I will. Would you rather chew your fingers off or scratch your teeth out?

It's broke So you press the one next to it.

Why the hell... that's twice you've just ruined a perfectly good post with a "I didn't read it." Let someone else do it then.

Frustration.

Inappreciative desecrater!

Ok, so I have a really funny story to tell. So the other day I was ranging blues at the entrance to the Ogre Enclave. Well, along comes a little gold farmer, obviously so by his name and inability to speak English, as well as asking me if I am "china". When such situations as this occur when my spot(s) is/are being intruded upon by a mysteriously foreign ranger, I quickly snatch up the aggression of both dragons at the entrance, alternating attacks between the two. Well, the farmer gets fed up and logs. Later, however, another one comes up. I quickly snatch up both blues again and proceed to be a nuisance to him. After a while, I report him for multiple offenses. Here's a list: [*:137ghosw]Rule 1- Offensive language: I found his explicitly derogatory alphanumeric name rather offensive to my anti-farmer instincts. [*:137ghosw]Rule 2- Item Scamming: He tried to gather bones and hides from the blue dragon that I was potentially going to attack after the one I was currently attacking. Thusly, he tried to scam me out of my hides and bones. [*:137ghosw]Rule 3- Password Scamming: His incoherent ramblings were misconstrued by myself to be interpreted as such. [*:137ghosw]Rule 4- Bug Abuse: He wouldn't leave me alone.. [*:137ghosw]Rule 5- Jagex staff impersonation: He tried to convince me that it was OK to be there. Obviously, only Jagex staff can convince one of such information, thusly he must be an impersonator. [*:137ghosw]Rule 6- Account sharing/trading: Read the reason for rule 3. [*:137ghosw]Rule 7- Macroing: He didn't talk much, and when he did it was, as aforementioned, incoherent. [*:137ghosw]Rule 8- Multiple logging in: I saw another gold farmer waltz in and knew in a heartbeat that it was the current farmer's other account. [*:137ghosw]Rule 9- Encouraging others to break rules: He insisted that I kill the monster, which was obviously in breach of rule 4. [*:137ghosw]Rule 10- Misuse of customer support: He said "re po tedh". I wasn't sure if it was a strange utterance of guttural grumblings or an attempt to report me. [*:137ghosw]Rule 11- Advertising/website: His name most definitely came from a gold-farming community website. [*:137ghosw]Rule 12- Real world item trading: He must trade his items for money, or for gold which would later be traded for money. [*:137ghosw]Rule 13- Asking for personal details: He didn't.. but I was one short, so why the heck not?! So later I logged out for the night. Unsuspectingly, I logged on the next morning to see that I have a message from Jagex. "Wonder what it is?" Says I to myself. Upon checking it, I realize that I have been chosen to be a moderator!

Linkin Park doesn't believe in Photoshop, nor being photoshop-ed.

And whilst reveling in the glory of your newfound coin, it slips down the drain. Frantically, you search for it, ripping and tearing at the grates with your fingers and teeth, to no avail. Eventually you give up and sit back down in your chair to sip some more tea. A few minutes later, you begin hearing a low rumbling. You look around; nothing. It continues, growing louder and louder by the minute. You get up to search the room for the source, yet find nothing. Then, for some reason, you look down into the drain. Putting your ear up to it, it seems to be getting louder. You've discovered the source! You reach your finger down into the drain one last time to try to retrieve the lost coin. Out of nowhere, a grimy, slippery hand slides over top of yours and grabs you. It pulls, yet you're still stuck outside of the grate. You begin to feel an excruciating pain as your skin separates from your bone and muscle. Crackles of ripping flesh resound through the air. In a manner of time, you are pulled through the tiny grates and swallowed whole by darkness. The teacup falls to the floor. ---- Sniff, sniff. The smell I smell is horrid. Where is it coming from? I take an interest in it, as I've never smelled this odor before. As I neared closer the sewer grate, the smell grows stronger. With my fingers clamping my nose shut, I come closer. Through all the garbage and waste, I see a faint glimmer of something shiny. My interest piqued, I make a desperate and disgusted lunge for the object. I grab it and run as far as possible on one breath as I can from the rancid stench. Finally able to sit down under a large yew tree, I take the time to rub the grime and sewage off the object. A coin! How lucky of me. Putting it in my pocket, I carelessly trot away towards Draynor, happily pondering what to do with the coin.

I love you because you have a cat in your signature. Maybe that means that you despise cats like me!

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Truth: No. Truth: Have you ever had a crush on one of your elementary teachers? Dare: I dare you to leave a "Do you like me, check yes or no" notes on your teacher's desk anonymously.

Because that means you probably fail at cooking.

Banned for getting into a slight argument with me over something a long time ago that I barely remember but I think it was on my blog of a character that I once had and you flamed me for something but I'm still not sure what it was but of course I've totally got over it and forgive you and don't even think it was that big of a deal but of course it made me type out this really long and drawn out run-on sentence.

OMG! My shoelace is untied.

Elmo

see-kuh-sees-hive

Devastating

Ew.. Hockey? 1/10