Riku3220

I have to take a stupid online drug and alcohol abuse course for school. How stupid is it? 1) How often do you have a drink containing alcohol? >Never 2) How many drinks containing alcohol do you have on a typical day of drinking? >...Didn't I just say I've never drank an alcoholic beverage? 3) How often do you have six drinks or more on one occasion? >Are you serious? 4) How often during the last year have you found that you were not able to stop drinking after you started? >I HATE YOU SO MUCH! EDIT: This just in! 0% of American men drink less than me in a typical week! I can't believe it!

Even though the U.S. and China are quite large I heard that they're both running out of room to put their medals. Rest of the world, are you even trying?

What kind of shoes? I bought a new shirt today. Pretty awesome if you like chemistry and/or Batman. http://www.thinkgeek.com/product/f020/

A few TIFers have taken to not using shampoo, something about making your hair better over the long run or something. I've never used shampoo because my hair is extremely short anyways. Anyways, I shower once a day and use either Irish Spring or Old Spice body wash. Apply Old Spice deodorant after shower and after waking up. Brush teeth before bed and after waking up with whatever toothpaste my parents buy, which happens to be Colgate whitening toothpaste right now.

When does this story take place? Harry Potter takes place in the 90s, so MCR doesn't exist, Good Charlotte either doesn't exist or is nowhere near popular enough to be touring in the magical parts of England, and Joel Madden and Hilary Duff didn't start dating until 2004!

Has it really been 3 years? Good god how time flies...

I like my class schedule. On Mondays and Fridays I'm done with classes before noon. Wednesdays are the same but with one afternoon class. It'll feel like I'm in class all day on Tuesdays and Thurdays though...

Sadly when it does, it'll be replaced by something else.

I think expecting your exclusive partner to stay exclusive is a realistic expectation. If she really needs to have sex with other people then she should talk about it to see if they can arrange something,otherwise they can either break up or deal with it.

That's a good one. For me, there are certain trigger phrases that cause certain responses as a result of my time in the service industry, especially since taller was one of my jobs. More than once I have found myself accidently reversing the role of teller and customer, where I guess I am essentially thanking them for letting me shop there. I'm not even sure if they notice, or if I just seem ridiculously polite or what, but it embarrasses me. I say thank you to cashiers. I've always viewed that as more of a "Thanks for helping me" kind of thing than a "Thanks for letting me shop here." I greet and thank bus drivers and cashiers, and well, pretty much anyone I (indirectly) pay to do something. I figure it doesn't cost me anything and it might make their day just a bit brighter. Next time just reach over and give them a big hug. If they start screaming and trying to get away then you just need to hug harder.

My copy of Kingdon Hearts 3D will be arriving in the mail tomorrow.

9/11 was an inside job. End of thread?

My managers are only giving me one day of work for my last week. What the heck is up with that? Oh well, they said I could come to them if I wanted a job at the city I'm moving to or if I wanted to work for them over the holidays. I think I'll take them up on the holidays offer so I can buy my family and girlfriend some Christmas gifts.

This is what Ginger_Warrior was trying to say. Everybody's saying that the ceremony is bad but nobody is offering a better solution.

I don't see how anybody could even begin climbing the "hierarchy of Tip.it respect" before they even have 100 posts.

57 texts isn't a lot at all depending on the context of them. My girlfriend and I sent 115 yesterday. Are you having actual conversations like you would in real life or is it "hey wyd?" "nm u?" "same" "cool :)" "yup" "wanna go out tmmrw?" "k" And yes, people actually have text conversations like this.

Those bands are weak. When I was in band we painted our own field. We had to do it 3 times in one summer because the football team forced us to relocate twice.

Soren Bowie. http://www.cracked.com/blog/author/soren-bowie/

Take her out for dinner/ice cream/coffee or whatever afterwards so it can actually be a date.

I found them funny but lost interest after they traded dick jokes for social and political issues, without actually doing the research on some of them. That article about prejudices in video games last week, for example... That mess killed my interest in the site as a whole. Maybe you'd enjoy the videos more? Videos generally keep true to the silliness and I think I've only seen one I didn't enjoy.

http://www.cracked.com's comment section is nothing but a bunch of guys fishing for thumbs up. While funny, it's not a very good place to have an actual discussion about the subject (And who wants to join an entirely new forum?). So I've decided to create this thread so that we can discuss Cracked's articles, videos, photoplasties, quick fixes, columnists and whatever else the site decides to offer. So get reading and discussing I guess, and always remember to get your daily dose of Cracked.

People who paid for HoN before they went F2P has full access to heroes I think. The thing I hate about LoL is buying runes. "You want to try a completely different role on a different type of champion? Have fun playing 48 hours worth of games to get the runes you need!"

I'd think they'd just start shooting at the guys with guns. Maybe grab a person as a human shield.

At some point, both sides run out of arguments but still have plenty of passion about the topic. I've realized that you'll never be able to convert anybody over the internet so I'll usually keep quiet unless someone is legitimately wrong about something. I hate how everybody in my area sucks at using self-checkout lines. All I have is 2 pints of ice cream and I'm waiting behind a person with a cart full of junk who can't figure out how to freaking scan an item.