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If it was one of your family members would you care? I hope so. Someone cares about that person as you would care if it was your relative. Nobody has someone who doesn't care if they die. Yeah I know. Of course I know that. It's not that I'm not sympathetic or anything, I definitely am. But it's hard to feel for someone you've never met.

Meh...actually I always do. I just get a list of random threads that are completely nothing to do with whatever I've searched.

What's all the fuss about? If I (miserable little newb at 74) dedicated the remains of my life to this game, I would most likely be isolated as a sick weirdo with no life. (no offence to Old Nite, not calling him that at all) Ok, he said hi te people...But which ordinary human being wouldn't greet someone who was obviously keen to speak to them? Not flaming or anything. Ok, he was a nice person, kind and friendly, but about 20% of the Runesape community are. If so, there should be about 50000 statues in the Guild.

Riku: i need help on 38 i helped you on a few 38... Houses clothing one? The second bit is fire. The first bit is- Think of the properties of a house. If you had to describe your house in EVERY WAY what would THE most important thing? Think outside the lines. (this word contains a piece of clothing.) So the answer is... _______fire.php Good luck!

WDF?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?! What a muppet....no offence.

Interesting question... Love has no real purpose, except to encourage the human race and other species to reproduce.I mean... who wants to do it with someone un-special? This keeps humans existing- keeps humans being at the end of the food chain. This is originated from the time when we were primitive animals, fighting for survival. A natural competitiveness is immediately produced. This phenayline or whatever only exists to activate reproduction of the human race. But there's anopther side to love, the more mental side, and it means alot moe than this boring old phenlayinewhatever.

HAAAAH!!! funny!!!

You swing your axe at the tree... Oops, the tree was a noob in brown and green. You continue your malevolent hacking.

Apologies for this post. Taking an extremist-atheist's view on the world. Probably wrong forum anyway. So...how'd we get threads locked again...?

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rofl... hilarious in a dumb kinda way =D>

Please make them creative!!! All I have read so far are (sorry to say this, some of them are actually really funny, lol) not very creative. Doesn't have to be RS related, although that would be nice, especially if they're funny. Hi all, I'm Issy. saw this idea on Runescape forums a while ago...meh that was like a year agoand it died. So welcome to...You Swing Your axe At The Tree...Game. Just continue the sentence. It can be crazy, stupid, a short story, boring, mad,...whatever but IT HAS TO BE FUNNY!!! I will do a Hall of Fame for the funniest according to my sense of originality and humour. Examples: You swing your axe at the tree... You get some logs. You swing your axe at the tree... The tree swings it back. Uh hu... You swing your axe at the tree... The tree's brother is the KBD. Hall Of Fame ~~~~ SirDorphus In America, you swing your axe at the tree In Soviet Russia, The Tree swing axe at YOU! Ok, so it's not side-splittingly funny, but at least it's original. Unlike all the others. Brilliant! =D> =D>

Any budding readers out there cannot live another day without reading the following: Mortal Engines Predator's Gold Infernal Devices Darkling Plain- Philip Reeve Dark Ground The Black Room- Gillian Cross Angels and Demons Deception Point (yeah! some amazing twists...written beautifully too) Dan Brown

Meh, yeah probably... What about the three o clock thing? And Tess coming in when she's usually locked in the kitchen? Alright, that's probably what it was..But honestly it's the freakist thing EVER!!!!

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Show off. =; You think THAT's clever? joking :)

The Earth rotates once in a few minutes under a day (23 hours 56 minutes 04. 09053 seconds). This is called the sidereal period (which means the period relative to stars). The sidereal period is not exactly equal to a day because by the time the Earth has rotated once, it has also moved a little in its orbit around the Sun, so it has to keep rotating for about another 4 minutes before the Sun seems to be back in the same place in the sky that it was in exactly a day before. An object on the Earth's equator will travel once around the Earth's circumference (40,075.036 kilometers) each sidereal day. So if you divide that distance by the time taken, you will get the speed. An object at one of the poles has hardly any speed due to the Earth's rotation. (A spot on a rod one centimeter in circumference for example, stuck vertically in the ice exactly at a pole would have a speed of one centimeter per day!). The speed due to rotation at any other point on the Earth can be calculated by multiplying the speed at the equator by the cosine of the latitude of the point. (If you are not familiar with cosines, I wouldn't worry about that now, but if you can find a pocket calculator which has a cosine button you might like to try taking the cosine of your own latitude and multiplying that by the rotation speed at the equator to get your own current speed due to rotation!). Anyway...to answer your question, the average movement of any object on Earth is at 107226.435986159169 kilometres per day. Ha.

WOOT!! I did 38, I won't say what it is in case anyone doesn't know, but I'm willing to help! Ok, for 39, I know the second part is 'breath' but the first...I've tried 'or' but nothing. Clue for 39 please?

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Lol, this is a cool topic. Hey Bmw, thanks for being so nice about my statement.

Actually, in about 10% of the population of America, it is of the opinion that NASA didn't send anyone to the moon. PM me for more details.

Ewww... Budweiser. And yes. I would eat the entire moon. I'd take my time though. I don't want to explode. I would have to agree on the Budweiser. But I'm pretty sure it would be impossible to eat the entire moon. It would take longer than your life. ;). Not if I let my friends join in!!! :D Who exactly are your friends?! :wink: Almost everyone here. Yes that includes you. ^_^ And alot of my rl friends. ^_^ *jumps up and down with hand in the air yelling-* me!! me!!! I'm your friend!! let me join in!!! (and if it was my choice I'd go for the mad cow disease)

i also don't like people like you. You're too neutral, it's fine to give your opinion god damnit! That is honestly one of the most interesting three sentences I've ever read.

:? I'm worried about you. Why did you just bold Andrew Gower. The rest of the list is as * up lol. Meh.....yeah. Funny though:) Depends on your opinion, and I'm thinking about booking mental home places for all three of you.