Everything posted by deloriagod
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"Baby Killer" given life sentence
That baby got what it deserved. Sorry, I'm just tired of all the "OMG I can't believe he did that!" "I hope he gets killed for that" crap every time something bad happens. Who cares anymore. It's not surprising or anything.
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"I want a girlfriend/boyfriend", and other such relationship advice
I hate to sound like a total douche, but I know exactly what you're saying. When I was 13 I was the same way. I thought I was all grown up, better than all my "immature" friends, and I could handle anything the world threw at me. But soon enough you'll see that being all "grown up" isn't as fun as it seems. Just have fun being young and don't worry about girls for a while. Soon enough you'll realize they can be more of a pain in the [wagon] than they can be fun (no offense to the females around here).
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"I want a girlfriend/boyfriend", and other such relationship advice
I hate to pick this apart, but I just can't help myself. Please don't take offense to what I'm about to tell you. A deep voice only shows physical maturity. You're no where near sexually or mentally mature yet. You have a lot to learn in the next few years and your hormone levels won't even peak for another 5 years. Height is somewhat of a factor in dating. But you're 13 years old. I was around that height when I was your age too. I see freshman every day that look like they should be in elementary school, but they'll grow out of it and so will you. Boredom is not a reason to start dating. Do not go looking for a partner just to fill in your empty time. It won't lead to good things in the end. Again, your hormone levels won't peak for another 5 years so you're not ready for sex. I'm not saying you have to wait until you're 18, I'm saying 13 is not the appropriate age to be considering sex. And as far as I know, there's no age limits on condoms. I was able to buy them when I was 16 and I tend to look young. Be prepared to lower your standards a lot if you're just looking for someone to date or have sex with. I mean be ready to drop them to nothing at all. It takes time to find someone special, so I don't recommend messing it up by pushing sex on them or just dating for the hell of it. Don't consider yourself unsuccessful. Like I said, it takes time to find someone special. If I dated every girl that has ever liked me, I probably wouldn't enjoy dating anymore. I didn't even start dating until I was 16, and I've only dated 4 girls since I then. Basically what I'm trying to say is just wait a while longer, find something to occupy your mind, and don't try to be a player or just get into relationships for sex. Physical relationships are bound to fail, take my word for it. Not at all. Sex is not needed in young relationships. I'm 18 years old and a virgin (in the sense that losing your virginity is "going all the way"), and I don't need sex for my relationships to be normal. At your age, having sex would be "cool" and probably make you more popular. When you get a little older you're going to see less people brag about having sex (the immature ones will continue). Don't think you need sex to have a normal relationship because you'll end up with some seriously messed up relationships instead. Also, PM me if you'd like to talk more privately.
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What is George Bush's Legacy?
Honestly, I'd be willing to give him a third term on the condition that he had to write all of his own speeches. I would seriously enjoy the next 4 years haha.
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Brain tumor
Take a pillow, put it over your face, push down hard with your hands over your nose/mouth. Enjoy your suffocation :)
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Whats the nastiest thing you've done to someone?
I once shot a man in Reno, but I couldn't tell you why. For some reason I think most of us would be more likely to believe Lenin without pics haha
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Starting to Smoke
Your best bet is probably to find a friend who smokes and see if he can either hook you up with some of his stash (for first timers) or see if he'll give you his dealers number. Getting ahold of a dealer can be the most painful part of the whole process. Many small time dealers often fail to answer their phone, call their customers back, or have enough to sell when you want some. Make sure you're careful when picking up your product, cops are on the look-out for drugs. If you can do the deal inside a house, that's probably best. It will give you time to take a good look at what you're getting and make sure you're not getting ripped off. But if you have to do it outside somewhere, the product goes from your dealers hand, to yours and directly into your pocket. People are generally aware of what a drug deal looks like and many people are opposed to drugs, so keep it as low key as possible.
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The Mainstream
Anyone who says "tl;dr" needs to stop being a lazy [puncture] or get back to whatever image board they came from. This is a forum ffs. There's actually reading involved here #-o
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What's the most important lesson you have ever learnt?
Taste for alcohol needs to be developed. I didn't like beer when I first tried it either but now it's pretty refreshing.
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"I want a girlfriend/boyfriend", and other such relationship advice
I don't totally agree on that one. Flirting is fun even if you don't like the person and I've known girls that would flirt with every single guy they talked to.
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"I want a girlfriend/boyfriend", and other such relationship advice
She might just like to play with you like that. I had a gf who wouldn't kiss me back once in a while and I felt stupid each time but she just laughed and we went at it again. I guess I don't like to mess with girls like that, but I some people might.
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Starting to Smoke
1. Shotgun, is what we call it here in Iowa 2. Marijuana is only psychologically addicting. If you're weak willed, welcome to hell. If you can control yourself, you don't have much to worry about.
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Today...
All I have to say about the last 2 days is [bleep] ME. Seriously. Friday started out alright. Went looking at cars with my dad but didn't find anything up to his standards :roll: Went to work (24 hour shift). My friend and I were supposed to be in 2 separate areas but I didn't bother going to mine and instead just stayed with him. So once it got cold we got in the car for a while here and there throughout the night to warm up. Then morning came and we had to move the car away from the lot entrance to let more cars in/out so we were stuck in the cold until almost noon when it warmed up. Around 8:30am our supervisor decided he needed me elsewhere so I was sent off to guard the Big Ten Network trailer. I basically stood around there until 11am which was kick off for the Iowa game. Then I was supposed to have a break, but nobody came to take over my position. So my 2 hour break ended up being a 20 minute break and my friend had to bring me back something to eat while he was on his break. Then I got to stand around by myself until almost 3:30pm. During that time I texted my dad to see if he had looked at anymore cars and he hadn't but our only remaining vehicle had been repoed. So there went my plans for this evening, hanging out with my girlfriend and trying to turn this [cabbage]ty day around. But wait. I was home for a while and there's a knock on the door. A man was standing there holding a stack of papers and only let me have them because I was 18. Wanna guess what they're about? Foreclosure on my family's house. I'm not even going to ask how the weekend could get any worse, because I don't even want to know. But I've found a way to hang out with my girl tomorrow, so maybe things are looking up.
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Starting to Smoke
Do you know anything about nicotine?
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Happy Birthday Trollman118!!!
I'm gonna just say that that was a perfectly inappropriate time for that emote. Just throwin' that out there. Eh, there could be worse times to use it.. "I'm sorry, we couldn't save your mother's life. :twss: "
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Worst thing you got caught doing at school!
I wouldn't say "beyond", more that it settles down after a while. There's kind of a point where sex becomes a reality and it's brought up in conversation less, at least in my experience.
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Worst thing you got caught doing at school!
Doubt it, but how come the discussion always goes in that direction :lol: Haha let me rephrase that. There's one mod I can think of that will go ape [cabbage] :P Also I'd like to throw out my theory as to why discussions are heading in that direction more often now. It seems to me when teenagers hit a certain age (generally their sophomore year from what I've seen) they tend to really enjoy talking about sex. Maybe they feel more mature by doing so, I'm not sure but it looks immature to older people around them.
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Worst thing you got caught doing at school!
I'm not sure they're evil though. :-k They have an evil aura though. Ya I know... We had this really hott substitute teacher for my english class and everytime I would look at here, the "aroura" made me look down a little bit. Alright guys, if you enjoy this thread, and I personally do, I suggest you stop. A mod is going to go ape [cabbage] if you keep it up.
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Is there a point? Is there a reason to live or die?
Fornicate I'm seriously going to follow you around and correct your grammar. Mixed up letters are alright, but the wrong word is just unacceptable.
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Whats the nastiest thing you've done to someone?
Actually that's why I leave my phone in my pocket. I read about the study that showed males leaving their cell phones in their pockets can lead in infertility, and the first thing I thought was "free birth control."
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Should teens be charged as adults?
Deprivation
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"I want a girlfriend/boyfriend", and other such relationship advice
Develop a joke attitude. Laugh at them jokingly when they do something such as trip or drop something. As far as myself, I don't even realize that I flirt. But I can see a girl who likes me and I will flirt with her, even if i'm not interested. If a girl is not interested in me, I will not, however flirt with her. I have been established through my friends and at my work as someone who can always make people laugh and can relieve tension. This is probably my favorite way of flirting. It's very innocent yet you can show interest and have a little fun. Make sure to keep it light hearted though, don't push your luck with things that are too "out there".
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Should teens be charged as adults?
Everyone wants the offender to have a more harsh punishment when they or even someone they love is the victim. That doesn't mean the victim or victim's family are thinking completely rationally nor will they ever think rationally about it. Ultimately I think it's best for a more neutral third party (court system) to make the final decision on the punishment.
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Whats the nastiest thing you've done to someone?
Actually you build up a bit of an immunity, for a lack of a better word. For karate I refuse to wear my cup so I've been kicked there countless times. Now when I get kicked I have a good 10 to 15 seconds before the pain sets in so I have a chance to finish someone off before doubling over in pain.
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Working out topic
There may not be a set way to do an exercise, but there are ways to isolate muscles you want to work on. So, today I finally got around to getting back on a workout plan. I decided to start light and really only hit my upper body: -135lb bench press -125lb decline press -115lb military press -50lb bicep curls -40lb tricep pull downs -100lb lat pull downs Then went for a 15 minute run (gotta build my cardio back up) and hit my abs before I was exhausted. Also I decided to see what I could max out at (since I hadn't lifted in over a year) and I managed to get 210lbs up. Quite proud of myself right now :)