April 23, 200719 yr No thats what I've been doing wrong. If I need to write a guide I now have help! \ TY SO MUCH
April 24, 200719 yr Author what is this supposed to mean? This thread is a satire and is only to poke some fun at poorly written "guides". Thank you! If you don't know what sarcastic means then please get off this thread because it isn't for you :) And no, to you AOW-ers, I can't keep this topic open forever, but ... for a little while. It made me smile, I've been wishing I could write this myself. What! Noes! EDIT: added FAQ images forthcoming. Golden Sun= the best game ever made?Farming and construction are dumb. I am proud to have level 1 in both. How to write very bad guides (B3$7 3\/4R!!!!1)
April 24, 200719 yr So...basically, you just make a guide like this? Just kidding. :P Nice guide. My F2P Moneymaking Guide!Always gargle before a takeoff. Wakka Wakka!
April 24, 200719 yr Author I added a bit about caps locks. Long live Bob! Golden Sun= the best game ever made?Farming and construction are dumb. I am proud to have level 1 in both. How to write very bad guides (B3$7 3\/4R!!!!1)
April 24, 200719 yr :lol: , after the "!" there is a noncapital letter (don't know the word for that in english). You must be too used to normal spelling. You're not 1337 :roll: . But very funny guide indeed. You should add how to calculate the avarage of the xp/hour while doing an action. Just do that action one time, check how much time it took and calculate that to xp/hour. But if that's too much work you can always do something like xp/min, xp/sec, or, if you're very lazy; xp/"however long that action took". When everything's been said and done, more has been said than done.All skills 80+
April 24, 200719 yr make a list of all topics there are already guides on. oh,and make this the background instead of white, that should do it..
April 24, 200719 yr 10/10 for satire humour add also when you take all the pictures and all your info from the kb. and hides are really useful [hide][hide][hide][hide][hide]as you can see they are excelent[/hide][/hide][/hide][/hide][/hide] discuss a combat reformation
April 24, 200719 yr Author :lol: , after the "!" there is a noncapital letter (don't know the word for that in english). You must be too used to normal spelling. You're not 1337 :roll: . But very funny guide indeed. You should add how to calculate the avarage of the xp/hour while doing an action. Just do that action one time, check how much time it took and calculate that to xp/hour. But if that's too much work you can always do something like xp/min, xp/sec, or, if you're very lazy; xp/"however long that action took". Perhaps you are reffering to this? jUST DONT LOOK STUPID BY ACCIDENTLY PRESSING SHIFT AT THE BEGGINING OF THE SENTENCE. I think you might need to brush up on your Anglais before telling me how to be "1337". As to your per hour suggestions I thought it might be cool to a have a chart showing relationship between quality of guide and how many you can pump out an hour :lol: . oh,and make this the background instead of white, that should do it.. Do you think you could tell me how to change background? Golden Sun= the best game ever made?Farming and construction are dumb. I am proud to have level 1 in both. How to write very bad guides (B3$7 3\/4R!!!!1)
April 24, 200719 yr hmm...poory written, no pics, hurts your eyes...exactly how a bad guide should be [hide][hide][hide][hide][hide][hide][hide][hide][hide][hide][hide]1/10 for a bad guide on bad guides btw, as sed b4, add hundres of hides that do nothing ;)[/hide][/hide][/hide][/hide][/hide][/hide][/hide][/hide][/hide][/hide][/hide] I'm gonna be walking down an alley in varrock, and walka is going to walk up to me in a trench coat and say "psst.. hey man, wanna buy some sara brew"walka92- retired with 99 in attack, strength, defence, health, magic, ranged, prayer and herblore and 137 combat. some day i may return to claim 138 combat, but alas, that time has not yet come
April 24, 200719 yr Author Thank you :). I added some pics lol. I really like them; make sure you check them out. Golden Sun= the best game ever made?Farming and construction are dumb. I am proud to have level 1 in both. How to write very bad guides (B3$7 3\/4R!!!!1)
April 25, 200719 yr For your pics, some very important advice: Never simply type the things you need to say on the picture. Paint them yourself. This is essential for legibility. There are 10 types of people in the world:* Those who understand binary* Those who don't- - -Greatest J Mod Quote Ever / My bug collection / Raise your agility! / What exactly is "Anti-scam"?
April 25, 200719 yr hmmm i give it a 13/14.32 good attempt at showing us. but you forgot to mention putting a horrible siggy for yourself at the bottom of your guide. Retired after 2 accounts and 8 years of scapin...2 accounts over 2,000 total...may my life rest in peaceBrawl Code:5327-0581-3706
April 25, 200719 yr I'm sure the moderators of this board will have fun posting in this topic, they've locked so many different bad guides I think they have a ton of ideas. :) 10/10 What a very good guide to a bad guide! :) By popular demand, this signature is back- however I currently do not have a blog up at the moment and if I did I wouldn't update it. Sorry, the sig links to nowhere :( .
April 25, 200719 yr 0/10!! Very poorly writen!! =D> =D> =D> =D> I commend you my sir! btw, TH1S C0L0R M4K3S Y0U L00K R34LLY C00L WH3N Y0U TYP3, S0 B3 SUR3 T0 TYP3 W1TH TH1S C0L0R!!!!!111!1
April 25, 200719 yr 9/10 You should add the part about flaming people when they try to correct j00! Obby drops: Cape (2) sword (1) maul (1)Dragon drops: Med helm (1)
April 25, 200719 yr Author 9/10 You should add the part about flaming people when they try to correct j00! lol thats a great idea! Ill do that today or tomorrow! Golden Sun= the best game ever made?Farming and construction are dumb. I am proud to have level 1 in both. How to write very bad guides (B3$7 3\/4R!!!!1)
April 25, 200719 yr Ha ha ha! that was really funny 10/10 V3ry n1c3! =D> =D> #74 to 99 Hunter (24.12.2006)#141 to 99 Farming (27.03.2007)
April 25, 200719 yr 4w350m3 Gu!d3 d00d! J00 B3++3r 4dd +3h f14m!ng b!+ y0! 9.9/10. !+s 4w350m3! I dont need a siggy no moar.
April 25, 200719 yr Just brilliant, I wouldnt be suprised if some idiot actually used this to create their own guide, or better yet stole your image of elvarg and the "brave" warrior. 10/10
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