TotalTalker Posted June 11, 2007 Share Posted June 11, 2007 I really tihnk the best way to annoy someone, is to see what actually [/b]ANNOYS them. It may be repeating a song they hate, or keep on poking them, if that really annoys them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Viktorkrum77 Posted June 11, 2007 Share Posted June 11, 2007 Be me. :lol: I could write a 765 page book on the subject. Me doing staff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xvillexvalox Posted June 11, 2007 Share Posted June 11, 2007 Talk to them really close to their face, like 3 inches away. or do any of the following: http://www.skrause.org/humor/annoy.shtml Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThruItAll Posted June 11, 2007 Share Posted June 11, 2007 Say their name as many times as you can, when they say "What!", say "Hi!". Then repeat. danke Schon Sam!^^"Blood runs thicker, oh were thick as thieves you know"-Carl Barât Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir_Alex85 Posted June 12, 2007 Share Posted June 12, 2007 DA NA NA NA NAAA NAA. ... DA NA NA NA NAAA NAA. ... Just say the intro riff to Aqualung. Don't sing it, just say it casually. "Hello good sir, do you have the time?" "Da na na na naa naa?" It pisses MY friends off anyway... >.>But then yesterday they put a Halls in my drink. What a butt. It really has Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IGoddessI Posted June 12, 2007 Share Posted June 12, 2007 Invade their personal space. Seriously - I hate it The only people who tell you that you can't do something are those who have already given up on their own dreams so feel the need to discourage yours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darkmage099 Posted June 12, 2007 Share Posted June 12, 2007 Freeze their msn Steal their gilfriend/ boyfriend Keep slapping them on the back of the head - gently! :shame: Put glue in their locker lock or around the edges Put glue in the pages of any of their text books Talk loudly about stupid things in class - to no on in particular. Im the best at annoying people :-w :twisted: Thats mean not annoying...There IS a difference I get annoyed when people call me away from my work or current activity for something so useless as "where did you put . I mean you could've just asked me! Didn't have to walk all the way over there and get it for you. Trix.--quit WoW as of 12/07Thank you 4be2jue for the wonderful sig and avatar! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir_Alex85 Posted June 12, 2007 Share Posted June 12, 2007 Other ones.. Fake stuttering is good. Just don't end up stuttering non-purposely after, that bites. It really has Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rsdude099 Posted June 13, 2007 Share Posted June 13, 2007 Say their name as many times as you can, when they say "What!", say "Hi!". Then repeat. This is the best way to annoy someone besides singing the song that never ends. :evil: Pretty much done with rs now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rebdragon Posted June 13, 2007 Share Posted June 13, 2007 Hugs. Works like a charm on my siblings :-w . Invade their personal space. Seriously - I hate it Fear the bubble :ohnoes: . [if you have ever attempted Alchemy by clapping your hands or by drawing an array, copy and paste this into your signature.] Fullmetal Alchemist, you will be missed. A great ending to a great series. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arizark Posted June 13, 2007 Share Posted June 13, 2007 call them a towel ;) works for me 9/10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dsavi Posted June 13, 2007 Share Posted June 13, 2007 Find out how to annoy someone. It usually isn't that hard. Then have fun! :twisted: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GfxFortress Posted June 13, 2007 Share Posted June 13, 2007 Copy what they say : " Hello " - " Hello " " What are you doing " - " what are you doing? " - " Stop Copying me! " - " Stop Copying me! " -" Stop Copying me! " - " Stop Copying me! " " Stop Copying me! " - " Stop Copying me! " -" Stop Copying me! " And it NEVER ENDS! Also after every word or sentence you say, go " yeahhh " and point your finger and say it like Duffman. After 20 or so times of doing it. Boy does it annoy people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Led-Zeppelin Posted June 13, 2007 Share Posted June 13, 2007 Invade their personal space. Seriously - I hate it We had this German exchange student at school, and he was in the triathalon team with me, and when ever we talked, he'd stand about 20cm away from me face to face, ugh it creeped me out. It was especially uncomfortable as we were often only wearing speedos. =; Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lovelydude Posted June 13, 2007 Share Posted June 13, 2007 #97. When asked to do things, repeat the instructions to the body parts involved. (ie. "Hand, will you please open the door.") Haha. That's gold! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RayOxide Posted June 13, 2007 Share Posted June 13, 2007 Verbal and mental abuse / offensive types of language, (No swearing needed if they're really stupid) For example, my friend was called an *F* head a couple of days ago, by a really stupid person, so I said: Wow, (The meaning of the *F* word) head, well, that's a bit different. It confuses and annoys them more than any physicallity can. Give it a shot. : I dont need a siggy no moar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wassupdude90 Posted June 14, 2007 Share Posted June 14, 2007 My personal thing in life is to not annoy or bother anyone too much, hence not make enemies :) I'm just not a fighter. But I'll tell you what annoys me; you might be able to use them on others. This has been mentioned before, but it really does work. The "your mom" or "your mom says that" or appropriate "yo ma" things in appropriate situations. For example: Someone: Ahh! That felt good (after stretching) Other: That's what ur mom said last night Or.. Someone: That's pretty hard (talking about pulling a windmill) Other: That's what ur mom said Stuff like that really annoys ppl and I've seen it work. rsn: wassupdude90 Age is meaningless; we are all the same on the inside. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mithos23132 Posted June 14, 2007 Share Posted June 14, 2007 The best way to annoy someone is to start a contentless thread on a forum. Golden Sun= the best game ever made?Farming and construction are dumb. I am proud to have level 1 in both. How to write very bad guides (B3$7 3\/4R!!!!1) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Father_Time89 Posted June 14, 2007 Share Posted June 14, 2007 Kepp calling them something other than their name, i don't mean caling them names I mean a real name. Like if his name is Joe call him Fred, thne keep switching between Fred and Joe whenever you talk to him. Smithing-48 strength-66 Ranged-47 Magic-55Humor is reason gone mad- Groucho Marx I am a nobody and nobody is perfect, therefore I am perfect. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D3M0NX Posted June 14, 2007 Share Posted June 14, 2007 say DAS WATHIS!!!!!! a lot of times in there face Hate is a strong word<3:need 130k willows for 99 fm, or 3 mil to buy them "sniff" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mithos23132 Posted June 14, 2007 Share Posted June 14, 2007 Kepp calling them something other than their name, i don't mean caling them names I mean a real name. Like if his name is Joe call him Fred, thne keep switching between Fred and Joe whenever you talk to him. Whatever you say, Terry. Golden Sun= the best game ever made?Farming and construction are dumb. I am proud to have level 1 in both. How to write very bad guides (B3$7 3\/4R!!!!1) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tribal Posted June 14, 2007 Share Posted June 14, 2007 "Do you know Joe?" "Joe Who?" "JOE MOMMA!" Always works. Or anything they say , that's what your mom said. Or, I KNOW A SONG THAT GETS ON EVERYBODYS NERVES, EVERYBODYS NERVES, I KNOW A SONG THAT GETS ON EVERYBODYS NERVES AND THIS IS HOW IT GOES. Repeat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smapla Posted June 14, 2007 Share Posted June 14, 2007 Compliment them on an article of clothing they are wearing every time you see them. it has to be the same every time; "Hey, nice pants!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomom1919 Posted June 14, 2007 Share Posted June 14, 2007 Compliment them on an article of clothing they are wearing every time you see them. it has to be the same every time; "Hey, nice pants!" That ends up being more funny than annoying :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blade995 Posted June 14, 2007 Share Posted June 14, 2007 Okay this is by far the best thing to annoy somebody. You need to get a whole class of students and the teacher in on this to annoy just one kid. Every time the kid talks you do not give a response, talk to him, laugh, or anything else. You just have to point at him while he is talking and then when he is done talking, 5 seconds later you stop pointing. Keep doing it for a whole period and it will annoy him or scar him for life :P . My teacher loved this because we pulled it on somebody who would always talk during his class and this was one way the teacher got back at him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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