I really tihnk the best way to annoy someone, is to see what actually [/b]ANNOYS them. It may be repeating a song they hate, or keep on poking them, if that really annoys them.

Be me. :lol:

 

 

 

I could write a 765 page book on the subject.

Talk to them really close to their face, like 3 inches away.

 

 

 

or do any of the following:

 

http://www.skrause.org/humor/annoy.shtml

Say their name as many times as you can, when they say "What!", say "Hi!". Then repeat.

DA NA NA NA NAAA NAA.

 

 

 

...

 

 

 

DA NA NA NA NAAA NAA.

 

 

 

...

 

 

 

Just say the intro riff to Aqualung. Don't sing it, just say it casually.

 

 

 

"Hello good sir, do you have the time?"

 

"Da na na na naa naa?"

 

 

 

It pisses MY friends off anyway... >.>But then yesterday they put a Halls in my drink. What a butt.

Invade their personal space.

 

 

 

Seriously - I hate it

Freeze their msn

 

 

 

Steal their gilfriend/ boyfriend

 

 

 

Keep slapping them on the back of the head - gently! :shame:

 

 

 

Put glue in their locker lock or around the edges

 

 

 

Put glue in the pages of any of their text books

 

 

 

Talk loudly about stupid things in class - to no on in particular.

 

 

 

 

 

Im the best at annoying people :-w :twisted:

 

Thats mean not annoying...There IS a difference

 

 

 

I get annoyed when people call me away from my work or current activity for something so useless as "where did you put . I mean you could've just asked me! Didn't have to walk all the way over there and get it for you.

Other ones..

 

 

 

Fake stuttering is good. Just don't end up stuttering non-purposely after, that bites.

Say their name as many times as you can, when they say "What!", say "Hi!". Then repeat.

 

 

 

This is the best way to annoy someone besides singing the song that never ends. :evil:

Hugs.

 

 

 

Works like a charm on my siblings :-w .

 

 

 

Invade their personal space.

 

 

 

Seriously - I hate it

 

Fear the bubble :ohnoes: .

call them a towel ;) works for me 9/10

Find out how to annoy someone. It usually isn't that hard.

 

 

 

Then have fun! :twisted:

Copy what they say : " Hello " - " Hello " " What are you doing " - " what are you doing? " - " Stop Copying me! " - " Stop Copying me! " -" Stop Copying me! " - " Stop Copying me! " " Stop Copying me! " - " Stop Copying me! " -" Stop Copying me! " And it NEVER ENDS!

 

 

 

Also after every word or sentence you say, go " yeahhh " and point your finger and say it like Duffman. After 20 or so times of doing it. Boy does it annoy people.

Invade their personal space.

 

 

 

Seriously - I hate it

 

 

 

We had this German exchange student at school, and he was in the triathalon team with me, and when ever we talked, he'd stand about 20cm away from me face to face, ugh it creeped me out. It was especially uncomfortable as we were often only wearing speedos. =;

#97. When asked to do things, repeat the instructions to the body parts involved. (ie. "Hand, will you please open the door.")

 

 

 

Haha. That's gold!

Verbal and mental abuse / offensive types of language, (No swearing needed if they're really stupid)

 

 

 

For example, my friend was called an *F* head a couple of days ago, by a really stupid person, so I said:

 

 

 

Wow, (The meaning of the *F* word) head, well, that's a bit different.

 

 

 

It confuses and annoys them more than any physicallity can. Give it a shot. :

My personal thing in life is to not annoy or bother anyone too much,

 

 

 

hence not make enemies :) I'm just not a fighter.

 

 

 

But I'll tell you what annoys me; you might be able to use them on

 

 

 

others.

 

 

 

This has been mentioned before, but it really does work.

 

 

 

The "your mom" or "your mom says that" or appropriate "yo ma"

 

 

 

things in appropriate situations. For example:

 

 

 

Someone: Ahh! That felt good (after stretching)

 

 

 

Other: That's what ur mom said last night

 

 

 

Or..

 

 

 

Someone: That's pretty hard (talking about pulling a windmill)

 

 

 

Other: That's what ur mom said

 

 

 

Stuff like that really annoys ppl and I've seen it work.

The best way to annoy someone is to start a contentless thread on a forum.

Kepp calling them something other than their name, i don't mean caling them names I mean a real name. Like if his name is Joe call him Fred, thne keep switching between Fred and Joe whenever you talk to him.

say DAS WATHIS!!!!!! a lot of times in there face

Kepp calling them something other than their name, i don't mean caling them names I mean a real name. Like if his name is Joe call him Fred, thne keep switching between Fred and Joe whenever you talk to him.

 

Whatever you say, Terry.

"Do you know Joe?"

 

 

 

"Joe Who?"

 

 

 

"JOE MOMMA!"

 

 

 

Always works. Or anything they say , that's what your mom said. Or, I KNOW A SONG THAT GETS ON EVERYBODYS NERVES, EVERYBODYS NERVES, I KNOW A SONG THAT GETS ON EVERYBODYS NERVES AND THIS IS HOW IT GOES.

 

 

 

Repeat.

Compliment them on an article of clothing they are wearing every time you see them. it has to be the same every time; "Hey, nice pants!"

Compliment them on an article of clothing they are wearing every time you see them. it has to be the same every time; "Hey, nice pants!"

 

 

 

That ends up being more funny than annoying :P

Okay this is by far the best thing to annoy somebody.

 

 

 

You need to get a whole class of students and the teacher in on this to annoy just one kid. Every time the kid talks you do not give a response, talk to him, laugh, or anything else. You just have to point at him while he is talking and then when he is done talking, 5 seconds later you stop pointing. Keep doing it for a whole period and it will annoy him or scar him for life :P .

 

 

 

My teacher loved this because we pulled it on somebody who would always talk during his class and this was one way the teacher got back at him.