The bank guards. Then steal all the phats belonging to others MUWHAHAHAHA

evil bob :twisted:

i would kill party pete!

 

 

 

i would have an red p hat, w00t.

prison pete

evil bob the cat, sometimes im busy and he comes up and i just want to throw rthat cat into a vad of maple syrup and watch him drown..

 

 

 

:P

Sandwich lady. I would do allot of awefull stuff with her wares. Beat her up with a baguette, then make her eat the disgusting bread rolls she makes.

 

Then I would permanently freeze her and lock her in the tree spirit dimension. Seal the entrance with a magical portal and scatter the key parts all over rs. Then I would laugh, and I would probably get a MoM random :roll:

Town crier thing. I WANT A COWBELL! :o

id kill sawmill operator and take control of it..think of all the ppl coming to give me money for planks..id b rich! :thumbsup:

The strength, cooking, and fletching masters. No more skill capes for J00

We all know about the servants of construction, I would kill the cook, she is the rudest [tralalalala] ever! I eventually fired her and replaced her with the demon butler which is alot nicer to you strangely.

molly, she always teleports me -.- i'm cursed or something :wall:

that's weird. when i played runescape 5 months after rs2 came out, hans wasn't in lumbridge at all. i thought he was added with the tutors.

 

 

 

Nope, he just likes to walk around the castle. He may not have been out right about RS2 either though. I didn't start RS2 until it had been out for awhile.

 

 

 

he definately wasn't out when i played back then. but i guess i'll answer your question. if i could kill any NPC... hmmm.... i'd have to be the mysterious old man. he gave me a mysterious box before and i didn't know it, bam, 2 hours later had 100 boxes in one slot. took me forever to finish it... :wall: :wall: :wall:

 

WRONG

 

 

 

hans was out in early rsc. he was lvl 3 and i use to kill him in 2002 for fun.

 

 

 

Amen brother! Finally someone knows what I'm talking about with my joys of Hans killing.

Poisen Salesmen.

 

 

 

Noone would ever know 8-)

Wize Old Man, we all know why.

Wise old man!

 

 

 

*Kills and takes partyhat*

 

 

 

Same here :)

the sawmill operator. no more macros making oak planks all the time...

 

 

 

and all the cash hed have from them all 0.0

 

 

 

 

 

100b+..... =P~

Holy moly! I remember hans!

 

 

 

"I've come here to kill everyone in this castle"

 

"eek"

 

(one hit with addy b axe O_o)

 

 

 

burntmeat... He ate a dragon chain or something

 

 

 

btw, if you did swan song before my arms big adventure, when you ask for the dragon armour, and he said he threw it out, you say "argh, you're worse than that old man"

id have that doomsayer coz he stops me whilst im doin quests grrrrr :evil:

the king of varrock, that way i would become the new king, at which point i would start charging taxes of 1k per year, 1 million players...1k gp...1 billion gp per year =D

I would kill vanneken (whatever his name is) to put him in his place :twisted:

 

 

 

I would kill the varrok newspaper guy so I could put Tip.it times in the news :twisted: \

Evil Bob, Sandwich Lady + MoM, we all know why.

 

Then, Party Pete and WOM, for obvious reasons.

 

And finally, I'd slaughter that annoying Kolodion, for making me waste 100 bloods on him, just to waste more.

Oh, the choices are endless! I'll need to think! *half a microsecond later* Sandwich Lady.

Rick Turpentine. Very annoying. Wants us to drop whatever we're doing to listen to him.

 

 

 

Mime. I hate this guy.

i would kill the man who sells u the hunter cape because when u talk to him he trys to kil you for being a larupia :o

Party Pete and Vannaka. Free p hat and be known as the best warrior pl0x?