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Funny Examines!

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hey i just noticed this: if you examine a bracelet of clay it says "Now I can become a potter":D

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Trowel : Not to be used for archaeological digs....

 

 

 

 

 

.... erm, why not man? A trowel is a trowel. LOL

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I'm not checking through 40 pages of replies, so don't flame me...

 

 

 

Edgeville coffins: I see dead people.

 

 

 

the fire in spirits of the elid: a little more blue than I like my fires...

 

 

 

tztok-jad: this is going to hurt...

 

 

 

ummm tons more, can't remember any :D

Barrel in miscellania

 

 

 

Good for shooting fish in.

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I swear everytime i go to a F2p world (i'm a member) some noob randomly trades me full iron or somin then he keeps tradin me. Most of runescape's population is a combined IQ of 20 #-o.

 

Much easier, "Hermaphrodite". I believe it's just that JAGeX overlooked this matter, and didn't expect to have such pervert players, who'd look for the biological father of the blue dragons :XD:

 

 

 

"Much easier, 'Hemaphrodite'" I read that and cracked up :XD:

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^Thanks Lil_Atza!

I love the smell of napalm in the morning. ... Smells like...victory.

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Hehe, examine Tilt and Flippa the trolls in the "Tag the Poles" random, their examines are respectively:

 

He looks ready to flip out.

 

He looks flipping mad.

Matt: You want that eh? You want everything good for you. You want everything that's--falls off garbage can

Camera guy: Whoa, haha, are you okay dude?

Matt: You want anything funny that happens, don't you?

Camera guy: still laughing

Matt: You want the funny shit that happens here and there, you think it comes out of your [bleep]ing [wagon] pushes garbage can down, don't you? You think it's funny? It comes out of here! running towards Camera guy

Camera guy: runs away still laughing

Matt: You think the funny comes out of your mother[bleep]ing creativity? Comes out of Satan, mother[bleep]er! nn--ngh! pushes Camera guy down

Camera guy: Hoooholy [bleep]!

Matt: FUNNY ISN'T REAL! FUNNY ISN'T REAL!

Rocks in the river of lumbridge

 

 

 

[hide=click here for the examine of the rock]its a rock[/hide]

 

 

 

^

 

someone got payed big money for this one

 

LOL

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2176th to 99 Prayer on June 21st, 2007

Proud Owner of a White Partyhat and Fire Cape~29 Whips~16 Dragon Drops

"Stop examining and RUN!!" Barrelchest, I think. Or maybe Glod.

 

 

 

"Now he's just too thin." A scenary skeleton.

 

 

 

"Light weight head protection." A coif.

Hyt Chat FOREVER

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I have quit RuneScape. I have posted on the Leaving sticky saying so. Goodbye.

"Too late... my time has come... gotta leave you all behind and face the truth."

~ Freddie Mercury ~

The the skull from Fary tale part 1

 

 

 

I shouldn't joke this a grave matter :lol:

Wongton is better than me in anyway~~

 

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Camo items: Examine What?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Here's Strange Mummy Examines:

 

 

 

"But who's the Daddy?" "A victim of poor first aid" "A tightly wrapped monster" "Spooky bandaged dead dude" and a weird one "Highly flammable!"

There's Only One Legend In This World...

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When you examine tuilps "I wonder if these can talk?"

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"Stop examining and RUN!!" Barrelchest, I think. Or maybe Glod.

 

 

 

"Now he's just too thin." A scenary skeleton.

 

 

 

"Light weight head protection." A coif.

 

Barrelchest's examine is "It's trying to mush you flat! Less examine, more fight!" I think that might be Glod's.

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"i wonder what would happen if i rub this..."

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I've been meaning to take a picture of this one...

 

 

 

Examine the ribs on the side of the Rag and Bone Man's house: "Now where can I find some barbeque sauce?"

 

 

 

That's gotta be the best one in all of RS!

perfect grammar is one thing, typing like a drugged monkey and enjoying it is another

AMEN!

Rabbit- Likes nuts

 

That's a squirrel.

 

 

 

Anyway, I noticed a couple funny ones on the Varrock bar shelves yesterday:

 

 

 

"Don't drink and drive. Not that there's anything you could drive."

 

 

 

"Can you say 'cirrhosis of the liver'?"

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mr. hyde when you examine him it says this is not the good time to examine him

And the cavemen wondered how to make fire...

Im in the .00001% that finds Firemaking fun. If you find it fun add this to your siggy.

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these fat fungi take up so mutch room.

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^^ click my sig for my lesser ranging guide ^^

jwrm22: 4816th > 99 cooking 100% f2p !1172 total! + 140mil in items.

i dont play anymore... i think rs is ruined

A tree on Karamja:

 

Home to many strange creatures (something like that)

 

Combine that with the welcome message from Runescape, and you get a fine signature ::'

Why do we bake cookies, but cook bacon


99/99/80+ looking for monster hunting group


RS07: mb nb

These are from the Dark Warrior's Castle in the Wilderness.

 

 

 

Stocks: Occupied

 

Cage: Whoever did this wasn't very nice!

 

Skeleton: I'd think he were relaxed if it weren't for that pole stuck through him.

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sleep like dead men

wake up like dead men

lamp from genie

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"i wonder what would happen if i rub this..."

 

Yeah, I noticed that too :wink:

Matt: You want that eh? You want everything good for you. You want everything that's--falls off garbage can

Camera guy: Whoa, haha, are you okay dude?

Matt: You want anything funny that happens, don't you?

Camera guy: still laughing

Matt: You want the funny shit that happens here and there, you think it comes out of your [bleep]ing [wagon] pushes garbage can down, don't you? You think it's funny? It comes out of here! running towards Camera guy

Camera guy: runs away still laughing

Matt: You think the funny comes out of your mother[bleep]ing creativity? Comes out of Satan, mother[bleep]er! nn--ngh! pushes Camera guy down

Camera guy: Hoooholy [bleep]!

Matt: FUNNY ISN'T REAL! FUNNY ISN'T REAL!

lol ur immature...there is such things as animals that can reproduce solo...lol ..maybe u should listen in science class mroe :-P

 

 

 

~ZeLoT~

 

 

 

maybe you should listen in spelling class "more" :-P

 

 

 

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Hate is a strong word<3:

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need 130k willows for 99 fm, or 3 mil to buy them "sniff"

It's funny when u examine a few in order. look at this:

 

 

 

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First from a corpse in the first level of the SoS i think, second from a minotaur.

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Animal skull on crandor isle: "dead animal head. Lovely."

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