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congratulations, your smithing level is now 99, you can now...

 

smith dragon items! good luck getting the ore!

 

 

 

congratulations, your farming level is now 99, you can now...

 

grow money trees!

 

 

 

congratulations, your strength level is now 99, you are now...

 

a STR N00B!!!!11!!!

 

 

 

congratulations, your mining level is now 99, you can now...

 

put down that pickaxe and get away from granite for the rest of your life

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Congratulations! You are now a master of Slayer.

 

Why not visit the H.A.M spiritual leader at the Shilo Village?

 

He has something special that is only available to true masters of the racist skill.

 

 

 

Seriously, slayer is about killing everything race that is other than human...

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Congratulations, your Woodcutting level is 99! You...

 

...you can stop killing trees put down your santa and wait till your hack cuase you showed off that santa phat and full drag.

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Congratulations! You are now level 99 Smithing. You can smith:

 

computers!

 

 

 

Congratulations! You are now level 99 Theiving. You can theive:

 

banks!

 

 

 

Congratulations! You are now level 99 Construction. You can craft:

 

a television!

 

 

 

Congratulations! You are now level 99 Woodcutting. You can cut down:

 

POHs!

You know you're into runescape when you start worshipping stones with chalk on them.

 

Kill all people who use the trust game to their advantage.

 

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Seriously, slayer is about killing everything race that is other than human...

 

 

 

What about infernal mages? they look human

 

 

 

And ty Mashour2 \'

Hyt Chat FOREVER

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I have quit RuneScape. I have posted on the Leaving sticky saying so. Goodbye.

"Too late... my time has come... gotta leave you all behind and face the truth."

~ Freddie Mercury ~

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Congratulations! You are now 99 Range!

 

 

 

..You can now stop trying to throw your little sister's chinchillas at the wall hoping for xp...

 

 

 

 

 

Congratulations! You are now 99 smithing!

 

 

 

..You can try and remake your mom's china forks you broke in half testing out your 99 str...

 

 

 

 

 

EDIT:

 

 

 

Congratulations! You are now 99 in every skill!

 

 

 

... You can now no life, oh wait, you already did. :-w #-o ...

 

 

 

Congratulations! You are now 99 Fishing!

 

 

 

...You can now stop fishing and killing your mom's gold fish in their bowl...

 

 

 

Congratulations! You are now 99 Cooking!!

 

 

 

..You can finally cook frozen pizza without burning it... You noob...

 

 

 

 

 

EDIT EDIT: I just thought this up.

 

 

 

Congratulations! You are now 99 HP!

 

 

 

..You can now run out on i-95 and stand in front of a mack truck... Go ahead, try it...

 

I love this thread!! I'll think up more.

I have all the 99s, and have been playing since 2001. Comped 4/30/15 

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Congradulations! You have achieved 99 Strength! You can now:

 

...Walk around in an ugly green cape. Next time pick a better looking one like Firemaking you idiot!

 

 

 

 

 

:lol:

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Thieving was so freaking funny. :D

 

 

 

 

 

"You are now 99 woodcutting..You can now delete your bot software." LMFAO! :XD:

 

 

 

 

 

Fishing...:XD: "Struck a blow to marine life". *wipes tear from eye* Good stuff.

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Hello friend, Senajitkaushik was epic, Good luck bro.

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Congratulations, you have just advanced to level 99 Strength

 

...Please stop killing those innocent Rock crabs =(

 

...W00t can i have ur autograph?!

 

...OMFG CAN I C EMOTE?!?!?!??!!

 

...I bet you used roids from Level 90 to 96

 

 

 

Congratulations, you have just advanced to level 99 Herblore

 

...You can now roll weed in papper (requires 20 firemaking to light it)

 

...You can now make Herbs out of weeds (w00t)

 

...You can now pick Tobaco outside Ranging guild

 

 

 

Congratulations, you have just advanced to level 99 N00b

 

...Holy crap you have just died 13 Million times, YOUR F*KING NOOB!!

 

...You can now beg from Kalphite queens

 

...You can now use the command *Gimme cash or ill report you*

 

...You can now ask for NPC's passwords (LOL!)

 

...You can now spawn in Edgeville

 

...You can now lie on the floor begging for mercy ( :ohnoes: )

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congratulations your farming level is 99 you:

 

are now attracted to your cousin. :P

 

What are you implying lol? :XD:

 

 

 

 

 

i...dont...think... you ....want....to...know

I'm gonna be walking down an alley in varrock, and walka is going to walk up to me in a trench coat and say "psst.. hey man, wanna buy some sara brew"

walka92- retired with 99 in attack, strength, defence, health, magic, ranged, prayer and herblore and 137 combat. some day i may return to claim 138 combat, but alas, that time has not yet come

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Congratulations your mining level is now 99! You can now mine those idiots who wasted 4-5m on a ring of stone! :XD: (ooh look a dead body ore!)

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When you mentioned the Dragon Plates I had a sudden vision of a load of gangsters running around in fancy dress yealling "Grim Reaper in da hood!"
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congratulations your farming level is 99 you:

 

are now attracted to your cousin. :P

 

What are you implying lol? :XD:

 

 

 

 

 

i...dont...think... you ....want....to...know

Yet another stereotype :roll:

Hyt Chat FOREVER

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I have quit RuneScape. I have posted on the Leaving sticky saying so. Goodbye.

"Too late... my time has come... gotta leave you all behind and face the truth."

~ Freddie Mercury ~

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