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I wonder if someone could make a code phrase that would le anyone with a mute off the hook? I'm sure many people would do a lot for that, seeing as though there actually are many, many people who would not break the rules again, but cannot get word to JaGex.

 

 

 

Although it's a bit of a niche market, some people in cheating communities will find a phrase that works perfectly on a certain appeal and sell "unban services" for people who want to pay X amount of mils to get one of their accounts unbanned.

 

 

 

 

I didn't know that you've gotta have your reproductive organs removed if you're to be a christian...

 

 

 

I hope that's sarcasm. >_>

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lol nice one...yea the appeal system is seriously screwed up that i wouldnt be surprised if the chance of your appeal being a success depends on pure luck just like the drop rate in the game. :-k

 

 

 

i once saw a video on youtube where this guy wrote lots of vulgarities in his appeal asking the appeal reader to go have butt intercourse with his dad and it was not like one or two sentences but he literally spammed the whole appeal page with the same sentences and amazingly his appeal got accepted :-w

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this is amazing...i am one of the ppl who wrote a very long descripted paragraph to jagex..

 

 

 

i got banned for real world trading..and i never did anyhtin of the sort..

 

 

 

the words for this..cannot come out lol

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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

 

 

I feel out of my dang chair laughing

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Oh man, that butt intercourse whole appeal spammed thing just proves beyond a doubt that Jagex uses a bot that doesn't care how many times you break rule 1 in the appeal :shock:. One time on the general discussion forum, I saw a screenshot of an appeal that was "wow thanks, now I can quit your [cabbage]ty game. RS SUCKS MY SOCKS." Accepted :uhh:. Anyone think I should just randomly smash the keyboard with a hammer in my appeal if I ever get a black mark?

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^ Well then accept/decline the ones you read than just accepting everything because you're lazy.

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43 people on ban appeal, possibly tens of thousands of ban appeals made daily.

 

if you were one of those, do you honestly think it's possible to read each and every one of those?

 

 

 

 

 

Quite possible actually. In a day? No. That's plain and simple logic there. Sure it'd take weeks perhaps, but wait a second, what's that? Customer Support? I figured it was say, their job to do just that. Offer customer support.

 

 

 

If I had an account that got banned, I want it to get unbanned, and my appeal to be read by a real person. I'm sure I, and many more other players would agree that they would be more than willing to wait, weeks, even a month or so for a quality, human response.

 

 

 

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Alright, this was 2 days after my birthday:

 

 

 

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Obviously, I was joking, see the 'lol' after the 'my dad is andrew gowder' Lol! Jagex are so dumb they can't see a joke! (Yep, I said Gowder on purpose.)

 

 

 

P.S. Do Jagex IP Ban?

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43 people on ban appeal, possibly tens of thousands of ban appeals made daily.

 

if you were one of those, do you honestly think it's possible to read each and every one of those?

 

 

 

 

 

Quite possible actually. In a day? No. That's plain and simple logic there. Sure it'd take weeks perhaps, but wait a second, what's that? Customer Support? I figured it was say, their job to do just that. Offer customer support.

 

 

 

If I had an account that got banned, I want it to get unbanned, and my appeal to be read by a real person. I'm sure I, and many more other players would agree that they would be more than willing to wait, weeks, even a month or so for a quality, human response.

 

 

 

Failing to do a job is no excuse.

 

 

 

I would agree as a paying member I want a real person to read my appeal, if the bot picks it as deny. However I don't care if a bot unbans me. You want to continue playing right?

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Alright, this was 2 days after my birthday:

 

 

 

stupidjagexyk8.png

 

 

 

Obviously, I was joking, see the 'lol' after the 'my dad is andrew gowder' Lol! Jagex are so dumb they can't see a joke! (Yep, I said Gowder on purpose.)

 

 

 

P.S. Do Jagex IP Ban?

 

 

 

Yes they IP Ban but only for serious offences.

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