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Haha, that was one of the best jokes i ever heard!

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This is turning into a Noobs Say the funniest things thread.

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Lmao i love the quests

 

 

 

and i love your sig :XD:

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why did the wizard go crazy?

 

 

 

 

 

because he died and lost his mind!(rune) :anxious:

 

 

 

That's the best rs joke i've ever seen. :XD:

ooh eeh ooh ahah, ting tang wallawallabingbang m8

Heres a little corny joke I say on tipitchat sometimes to cheer people up :)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

: Why is the skeleton so lonely?

 

: Because he has no body!

 

 

 

 

 

=P~

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Sometimes I wish we lived in a country that the Offical Police come knocking on your door when you insult your Commander in Cheif (President)

 

-.- <.<

 

 

 

 

 

anyways....some funny stuff but its turning into a "Noob's say the funniest things!" thread.

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Thanks to the amazing talent of Jopie211 for the sig!

Finest Fist of Guthix Strategy Guide

I like the bush pic

Mizzou is ballin'!

Illini are fallin'!

Kansas is dead.

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Nice picture :P

 

 

 

Lets see... well once I pmed my friend telling him there was a drop party being held. There really was one and I got 200k and a guthix skirt, but I told him I got those two things and a santa. You should've seen how fast he came running down ::' Ok, yeah, not very funny...

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LMAO that picture is priceless!

 

 

 

 

 

Great, isnt it :lol:

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Lmao i love the quests

 

 

 

and i love your sig :XD:

 

 

 

Thanks, i made the sig myself lol.

 

 

 

And it's not supposed to turn into the noobs say the funniest things; its open to all styles of humour

 

 

 

Azn, the expression on his face must have been histerical lol, priceless at the time. (yes i do know you couldnt see his face, his metaphoric face)

-dance for you skillcape emoticon

 

-nah

 

-omfg reported!

 

 

 

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-wats dat ur wearing?

 

-mining cape

 

-wow.. didnt no u can hax jgex so u can look liek u hav 99 mnigni in highscors and dat u cn wear mi ing cape!!! dats dude.. reported!!

 

 

 

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-What's the clock?

 

-̢̮â¬Å¡Ãâã50 if you buy it immiadately

 

-omg reported for rl trading nub!!!

 

 

 

 

 

And all other 'reported for ' lol

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[4Th in Finland to achieve 99 mining. 3Rd of June 2007]


Pixels make me horny.

Buying Jagex crown 30mil :-k

 

 

 

I have seen that too! And not just once, I have seen it two times! The first time was in a bank. Suddenly every "Sell" and "Buy" Message transformed into a "lol" :P

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Add me if you so wish: SwreeTak

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-dance for you skillcape emoticon

 

-nah

 

-omfg reported!

 

 

 

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-wats dat ur wearing?

 

-mining cape

 

-wow.. didnt no u can hax jgex so u can look liek u hav 99 mnigni in highscors and dat u cn wear mi ing cape!!! dats dude.. reported!!

 

 

 

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-What's the clock?

 

-̢̮â¬Å¡Ãâã50 if you buy it immiadately

 

-omg reported for rl trading nub!!!

 

 

 

 

 

And all other 'reported for ' lol

 

 

 

The obsession with capes never gets old does it -.- Thankfully mine is rather pathetic compared to others so i dont get it alot, but i really do feel sorry for you xD

Me: Knock, knock

 

Noob: knockers? Oh my god stop disrespecting women's chest!

 

 

 

 

 

The end.

I AM SURELY GOING TO WIN THE AWARD OF THE MOST LOVED TIP.IT'ER EVER, SURELY?

My friend is a P-mod and sometimes some people asks him where he got

 

the silver crown, he always says that you have to kill the king of

 

Lumbridge and sometimes some people really believes it and goes to

 

try. :P

 

 

 

 

 

Me (wearing a Santa Hat and a Pink Skirt) cooking with a friend:

 

 

 

Noob following me: Can I have free stuff!!!!?

 

Friend: He is not Mother Teresa!!

why did the wizard go crazy?

 

 

 

 

 

because he died and lost his mind!(rune) :anxious:

 

 

 

That's shocking... truly and utterly shocking...

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Strange Noob: BOW TO BUDDAH!! BOW TO BUDDAH!! [doing the bow emote]

 

Me: :-s :| :? -.-

 

 

 

 

 

Im not sure if he was serious or trying to be funny, because it wasnt working...

 

 

 

Ok it isnt really a joke but thats all I got for now, I need to spend more time in F2P lumby.

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OK, here's a bad one:

 

 

 

Why did the Black Demon jump off the building?

 

He wanted to be a Greater Demon (i.e., red/blood)

 

 

 

And another:

 

What's the difference between an iron dragon and a steel dragon?

 

You can't get your clothes pressed by a steel dragon

 

 

 

And another:

 

Noob: How far is it to Falador (from Lumbridge)?

 

You: About that far :thumbsup: on a map (closest smiley to illustrate)

 

 

 

Last one:

 

How many bad jokes does it take to get kicked from Tip It?

 

Hopefully more than 4

 

 

 

 

 

Can you tell I made them up myself???? :XD:

WARNING: Prone to ramble ... but you probably already know that!

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1% F2P : 99% RL

This is a great joke. No kidding, unlike some of the crap in this topic.

 

Not yours though, truffoo. That's genuine hilarity right there. A comedy goldmine.

 

 

 

ANYWAYS:

 

 

 

Streaking in falador.

 

Some non-tifer comes to join us since he has the Varrock Body 1 also. So I light a fire, and start cooking some pike while standing facing him so it looks like I'm doing something.(I cannot describe it)

 

He says "WHOA! What are you doing!?"

 

I say "I'm cooking pike. What were YOU thinking?

 

...

 

He says "oh. well I was thinking tuna"

 

 

 

 

 

:D

Officially retired on 12/10/07, no drop parties because that might be "covertly trading wealth". What does one person's happiness(until they quit) mean compared to the hours I wasted while runecrafting, anyways?

That george bush thing is pretty good, but i doubt too many people were here to see the legendary, most amazing fake pic of all time. The mordor picture...

 

 

 

Omg that thing is incredible!!

 

 

 

I'll see if i still have it...

 

 

 

Otherwise, it's probably gone :ohnoes:

why did the wizard go crazy?

 

 

 

 

 

because he died and lost his mind!(rune) :anxious:

 

 

 

I actually lol'd pretty hard when i read that...

That george bush thing is pretty good, but i doubt too many people were here to see the legendary, most amazing fake pic of all time. The mordor picture...

 

 

 

Omg that thing is incredible!!

 

 

 

I'll see if i still have it...

 

 

 

Otherwise, it's probably gone :ohnoes:

 

 

 

Could you possibly mean THIS?

 

 

 

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When you mentioned the Dragon Plates I had a sudden vision of a load of gangsters running around in fancy dress yealling "Grim Reaper in da hood!"
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The Mordor picture; just... wow!

 

 

 

Thanks alot for posting; its great! xD

That george bush thing is pretty good, but i doubt too many people were here to see the legendary, most amazing fake pic of all time. The mordor picture...

 

 

 

Omg that thing is incredible!!

 

 

 

I'll see if i still have it...

 

 

 

Otherwise, it's probably gone :ohnoes:

 

 

 

Could you possibly mean THIS?

 

 

 

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Lol just lol :XD:

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