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You live it or you lie it!

 

You live it or you lie it!

 

 

 

My lifestyle determines my deathstyle!

 

My lifestyle determines my deathstyle!

 

 

 

Frantic tick tick tick tick tick tick tock

 

Frantic tick tick tick tick tick tick tock

 

Frantic tick tick tick tick tick tick tock

 

Frantic tick tick tick tick tick tick tock

 

 

 

:lol: Or

 

 

 

Shoot me again

 

I ain't dead yet

 

C'mon, shoot me again

 

I ain't dead yet

 

I said, shoot me again

 

I ain't dead yet

 

C'mon, shoot me again

 

I ain't dead yet

 

 

 

C'mon, Shoot me again

 

Shoot me again

 

Shoot me

 

Shoot me again

 

Shoot me again

 

C'mon, Shoot me again

 

Shoot me again

 

Shoot me

 

Shoot me again

 

Shoot me again

 

C'mon

 

 

 

:lol: :lol: Love Metallica, but man St Anger is just hilarious :lol:

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T-pain, he had a song about HIV and the chorus was nothing but:

 

 

 

 

 

Lalalalala,

 

Suicide

 

Lalalalala,

 

Suicide

 

 

 

That's Sean Kingston!

 

 

 

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haha, have you ever seen something like that? He needs to get rid of the babyfat.

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I would hope at this point people on this board would stop hating on rap, displayng their ignorance to their highest proportions, but meh, knock on wood. :?

 

 

 

Anyway:

 

 

 

R. Kelly -Real Talk:

 

 

 

[hide]do I know your friend who?at a club?

 

who was there? girl I wouldnt

 

wait a minute, calm down

 

I was at the club with who?

 

get tha f**k...man, u know what

 

 

 

 

 

Girl Im not about to sit up here and argue with you about who's to blame

 

I call no names, real talk

 

see girl, only thing im trying to establish with you is not

 

who's right or who's wrong, but what's right and what's wrong,

 

real talk

 

just because your friend say she saw me at a club with some other [bleep]

 

sitting in VIP smoking and drinking and kicking it, tell me girl

 

 

 

did she say there were other guys there?

 

did she say there were other guys there?

 

were there other guys there?

 

well, tell me this

 

 

 

how the f**k she knew I was with them other girls then

 

when the whole club packed wait a minute let me finish what I've got to say

 

i've been with you five years and you listening to your [bleep]**king girlfriends

 

I dont know why you f**k with them all jealous no man havin [wagon] [garden tools] anyway

 

real talk

 

alway accusing me of some old [cabbage] when Im just trying to have a good time

 

Robert you did this, Kells I heard you did that

 

[real Talk lyrics on http://www.metrolyrics.com]

 

 

 

dont you think i got enough [cabbage] on my mind

 

real talk, hold hold up

 

didnt I just give you money to go get yours hair, toes and nails done the other day, hmm

 

yeah your [wagon] was smiling then

 

real talk, oh

 

gave who some damn money?

 

I aint gave nobody no damn money girl?

 

is you twikning?

 

you see what your problem is,

 

you're always running of at the mouth telling your girls your [bleep]**king business, when

 

they dont eat with us, they dont sleep with us, besides

 

what they eat dont make us [cabbage]

 

real talk

 

you call my mommas house and what?

 

girl my momma aint gotta screen no calls for me

 

real talk, and watch your mouth

 

f**k me? girl f**k you!

 

I dont give a f**k about what you're talking about

 

Im sick of this [cabbage] im coming home and getting my [cabbage] and gettin tha f**k up out in a dodge

 

you aint gotta worry about me no more

 

and the next time your [wagon] get horny

 

go f**k one of your funky [wagon] friends

 

hell yeah, you probably doing that [cabbage] anyway

 

you gonna burn what?

 

[bleep] I wish you would burn my [bleep]**king clothes

 

with your triflin [wagon], milton, you bogus girl, milton

 

start your ....up and get ready to take me home,

 

this [bleep] then lost her [bleep]**king mind [/hide]

 

 

 

Bonus: The Song Youtubed!:

 

 

 

 

 

 

Yeah. Really, check this one. It's just R. Kelly arguing with some girl swearing at her over an R&B beat, lmao. :lol:

 

 

 

Clearly taking the piss. I mean c'mon. He ain't ever serious.

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[hide=Akon- sorry]As life goes on IÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢m starting to learn more and more about responsibility

 

And I realize that everything I do is affecting the people around me

 

So I want to take this time out to apologize for things that I've done

 

And things that have not occurred yet

 

And the things they donÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢t want to take responsibility for

 

 

 

IÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢m sorry for the times that I left you home

 

I was on the road and you were alone

 

IÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢m sorry for the times that I had to go

 

IÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢m sorry for the fact that I did not know

 

That you were sitting home just wishing we

 

Could go back to when it was just you and me

 

IÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢m sorry for the times I would neglect

 

IÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢m sorry for the times I disrespect

 

 

 

IÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢m sorry for the wrong things that IÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢ve done

 

IÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢m sorry am not always there for my sons

 

IÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢m sorry for the fact that I am not aware

 

That you canÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢t sleep at night when I am not there

 

Because I am in the streets like everyday

 

Sorry for the things that I did not say

 

Like how you are the best thing in my world

 

And how I am so proud to call you my girl

 

 

 

 

 

I understand that there are some problems

 

And I am not too blind to know

 

All the pain you kept inside you

 

Even though you might not show

 

If I can't apologize for being wrong

 

Then itÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢s just a shame on me

 

IÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢ll be the reason for your pain and you can put the blame on me

 

 

 

 

 

You can put the blame on me

 

You can put the blame on me

 

You can put the blame on me

 

You can put the blame on me

 

Said you can put the blame on me

 

Said you can put the blame on me

 

Said you can put the blame on me

 

You can put the blame on me

 

 

 

Sorry for the things that he put you through

 

And all the times you didnÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢t know what to do

 

Sorry that you had to go and sell those bags

 

Just trying to stay busy till you heard from Dad

 

And you would rather be home with all your kids

 

As one big family with love and bliss

 

And even though Pops treated us like kings

 

He got a second wife and you didnÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢t agree

 

 

 

He got up and left you there all alone

 

IÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢m sorry that you had to do it on your own

 

IÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢m sorry that I went and added to your grief

 

[sorry, Blame Me lyrics on http://www.metrolyrics.com]

 

 

 

IÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢m sorry that your son was once a thief

 

IÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢m sorry that I grew up way too fast

 

I wish I wouldÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢ve listened and not be so bad

 

IÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢m sorry that your life turned out this way

 

IÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢m sorry that the FEDS came and took me away

 

 

 

I understand that there are some problems

 

And I am not too blind to know

 

All the pain you kept inside you

 

Even though you might not show

 

If I can't apologize for being wrong

 

Then itÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢s just a shame on me

 

IÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢ll be the reason for your pain

 

And you can put the blame on me

 

 

 

 

 

You can put the blame on me

 

You can put the blame on me

 

You can put the blame on me

 

You can put the blame on me

 

Said you can put the blame on me

 

Said you can put the blame on me

 

Said you can put the blame on me

 

You can put the blame on me

 

 

 

IÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢m sorry that it took so long to see

 

That they were dead wrong trying to put it on me

 

IÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢m sorry that it took so long to speak

 

But I was on tour with Gwen Stefani

 

IÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢m sorry for the hand that she was dealt

 

For the embarrassment that she felt

 

Just a little young girl trying to have fun

 

Her daddy should never let her out that young

 

 

 

IÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢m sorry for Club Zen getting shut down

 

I hope they manage better next time around

 

How was I to know she was underage

 

Enter 21 and I know the club they say

 

Why doesnÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢t anybody wanna take blame

 

Verizon backed out disgracing my name

 

IÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢m just a singer trying to entertain

 

Because I love my fans I'll take that blame

 

 

 

Even though the blame's on you

 

Even though the blame's on you

 

Even though the blame's on you

 

I'll take that blame from you

 

 

 

And you can put that blame on me

 

And you can put that blame on me

 

You can put that blame on me

 

And you can put that blame on me

 

 

 

And you can put that blame on me

 

 

 

And you can put that blame on me [/hide]

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Probably some Grindcore lyrics

 

 

 

Now that you mention it, I searched some [AxCx] lyrics, and although they're supposed to be intentionally humorous, I must say that they're awful. I don't think I'll be listening to Grindcore for a long time.

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[hide=Akon- sorry]As life goes on IÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢m starting to learn more and more about responsibility

 

And I realize that everything I do is affecting the people around me

 

So I want to take this time out to apologize for things that I've done

 

And things that have not occurred yet

 

And the things they donÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢t want to take responsibility for

 

 

 

IÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢m sorry for the times that I left you home

 

I was on the road and you were alone

 

IÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢m sorry for the times that I had to go

 

IÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢m sorry for the fact that I did not know

 

That you were sitting home just wishing we

 

Could go back to when it was just you and me

 

IÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢m sorry for the times I would neglect

 

IÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢m sorry for the times I disrespect

 

IÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢m sorry for the wrong things that IÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢ve done

 

IÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢m sorry am not always there for my sons

 

IÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢m sorry for the fact that I am not aware

 

That you canÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢t sleep at night when I am not there

 

Because I am in the streets like everyday

 

Sorry for the things that I did not say

 

Like how you are the best thing in my world

 

And how I am so proud to call you my girl

 

 

 

 

 

I understand that there are some problems

 

And I am not too blind to know

 

All the pain you kept inside you

 

Even though you might not show

 

If I can't apologize for being wrong

 

Then itÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢s just a shame on me

 

IÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢ll be the reason for your pain and you can put the blame on me

 

 

 

 

 

You can put the blame on me

 

You can put the blame on me

 

You can put the blame on me

 

You can put the blame on me

 

Said you can put the blame on me

 

Said you can put the blame on me

 

Said you can put the blame on me

 

You can put the blame on me

 

 

 

Sorry for the things that he put you through

 

And all the times you didnÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢t know what to do

 

Sorry that you had to go and sell those bags

 

Just trying to stay busy till you heard from Dad

 

And you would rather be home with all your kids

 

As one big family with love and bliss

 

And even though Pops treated us like kings

 

He got a second wife and you didnÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢t agree

 

 

 

He got up and left you there all alone

 

IÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢m sorry that you had to do it on your own

 

IÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢m sorry that I went and added to your grief

 

[sorry, Blame Me lyrics on http://www.metrolyrics.com]

 

 

 

IÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢m sorry that your son was once a thief

 

IÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢m sorry that I grew up way too fast

 

I wish I wouldÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢ve listened and not be so bad

 

IÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢m sorry that your life turned out this way

 

IÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢m sorry that the FEDS came and took me away

 

 

 

I understand that there are some problems

 

And I am not too blind to know

 

All the pain you kept inside you

 

Even though you might not show

 

If I can't apologize for being wrong

 

Then itÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢s just a shame on me

 

IÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢ll be the reason for your pain

 

And you can put the blame on me

 

 

 

 

 

You can put the blame on me

 

You can put the blame on me

 

You can put the blame on me

 

You can put the blame on me

 

Said you can put the blame on me

 

Said you can put the blame on me

 

Said you can put the blame on me

 

You can put the blame on me

 

 

 

IÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢m sorry that it took so long to see

 

That they were dead wrong trying to put it on me

 

IÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢m sorry that it took so long to speak

 

But I was on tour with Gwen Stefani

 

IÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢m sorry for the hand that she was dealt

 

For the embarrassment that she felt

 

Just a little young girl trying to have fun

 

Her daddy should never let her out that young

 

 

 

IÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢m sorry for Club Zen getting shut down

 

I hope they manage better next time around

 

How was I to know she was underage

 

Enter 21 and I know the club they say

 

Why doesnÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢t anybody wanna take blame

 

Verizon backed out disgracing my name

 

IÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢m just a singer trying to entertain

 

Because I love my fans I'll take that blame

 

 

 

Even though the blame's on you

 

Even though the blame's on you

 

Even though the blame's on you

 

I'll take that blame from you

 

 

 

And you can put that blame on me

 

And you can put that blame on me

 

You can put that blame on me

 

And you can put that blame on me

 

 

 

And you can put that blame on me

 

 

 

And you can put that blame on me [/hide]

 

Hahahahahahahahahaha!!! :D

 

 

 

Drop It Like It's Hot by Snoop Dogg

 

When the pimp's in the crib ma

 

Drop it like it's hot

 

Drop it like it's hot

 

Drop it like it's hot

 

When the pigs try to get at ya

 

Park it like it's hot

 

Park it like it's hot

 

Park it like it's hot

 

And if a --- get a attitude

 

Pop it like it's hot

 

Pop it like it's hot

 

Pop it like it's hot

 

I got the rolly on my arm and I'm pouring CHANDON

 

And I poo out the best --- cause I got it going on

 

 

 

 

 

[Verse - Pharrell Williams]

 

Uh! I'm a nice dude, with some nice dreams

 

See these ice cubes, see these Ice Creams?

 

Eligible bachelor, million dollar boat

 

That's whiter than what's spilling down your throat

 

The Phantom, exterior like fish eggs

 

The interior like suicide wrist red

 

I can excercise you, this can be your Phys. Ed

 

Cheat on your man ma, that's how you get ahizzead

 

Killer wit the beat, I know killers in the street

 

Wit the steel that'll make you feel like Chinchilla in the heat

 

So don't try to run up on my ear talking all that raspy ---

 

Trying to ask me ---

 

When my --- fill ya vest they ain't gon pass me ---

 

You should think about it, take a second

 

Matter fact, you should take four beat

 

And think before you --- wit lil skateboard P

 

 

 

[Chorus]

 

When the pimp's in the crib ma

 

Drop it like it's hot

 

Drop it like it's hot

 

Drop it like it's hot

 

When the pigs try to get at ya

 

Park it like it's hot

 

Park it like it's hot

 

Park it like it's hot

 

And if a --- get a attitude

 

Pop it like it's hot

 

Pop it like it's hot

 

Pop it like it's hot

 

I got the rolly on my arm and I'm pouring CHANDON

 

And I roll the best --- cause I got it going on

 

 

 

 

 

[Verse - Snoop Dogg]

 

I'm a gangsta, but y'all knew that

 

Da Big Bo$$ Dogg, yeah I had to do that

 

I keep a blue flag hanging out my backside

 

But only on the left side, yeah that's the --- side

 

Ain't no other way to play the game the way I play

 

I cut so much you thought I was a DJ

 

{*scratches*} "two!" - "one!" - "yep, three!"

 

S-N double O-P, D-O double G

 

I can't fake it, just break it, and when I take it

 

See I specialize in ALL THE GIRLS GETTIN NAKED

 

So bring your friends, all of y'all come inside

 

We got a world premiere right here, now get live!

 

So don't change the dizzle, turn it up a little

 

I got a living room full of fine dime brizzles

 

Waiting on the Pizzle, the Dizzle and the Shizzle

 

G's to the bizzack, now ladies here we gizzo

 

 

 

[Chorus]

 

When the pimp's in the crib ma

 

Drop it like it's hot

 

Drop it like it's hot

 

Drop it like it's hot

 

When the pigs try to get at ya

 

Park it like it's hot

 

Park it like it's hot

 

Park it like it's hot

 

And if a --- get a attitude

 

Pop it like it's hot

 

Pop it like it's hot

 

Pop it like it's hot

 

I got the rolly on my arm and I'm pouring CHANDON

 

And I roll the best --- cause I got it going on

 

 

 

[Verse - Snoop Dogg]

 

I'm a Bad Boy, wit a lotta ---

 

Drive my own cars, and wear my own clothes

 

I hang out tough, I'm a real Bo$$

 

Big Snoop Dogg, yeah he's so sharp

 

On the TV screen and in the magazines

 

If you play me close, you're on a red beam

 

Oh you got a gun so you wanna pop back?

 

--- now ---, stop that!

 

C mid shoes, now I'm on the move

 

You're family's crying, now you on the news

 

They can't find you, and now they miss you

 

Must I remind you I'm only here to --- you

 

Pistol whip you, dip you then flip you

 

Then dance to this --- music we --- to

 

Subscribe ---, get yo issue

 

Baby come close, let me see how you get loose!

 

 

 

[Chorus]

 

When the pimp's in the crib ma

 

Drop it like it's hot

 

Drop it like it's hot

 

Drop it like it's hot

 

When the pigs try to get at ya

 

Park it like it's hot

 

Park it like it's hot

 

Park it like it's hot

 

And if a --- get a attitude

 

Pop it like it's hot

 

Pop it like it's hot

 

Pop it like it's hot

 

I got the rolly on my arm and I'm pouring CHANDON

 

And I roll the best --- cause I got it going on

 

 

 

[Outro]

 

Snooooooooooooooop.

 

Snooooooooooooooop..

 

 

 

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I officially hate this band:

 

Scouting For Girls - She's so lovely

 

[hide]I love the way she feels her clothes

 

i love those frekles on her nose

 

i love the way she plays it cool

 

i think that she is beautiful

 

 

 

she's so lovely

 

she's so lovely

 

she's so lovely

 

she's so lovely

 

 

 

she's so lovely

 

she's so lovely

 

she's so lovely

 

 

 

your funny

 

your yummy

 

you wear tops that show a little tummy

 

 

 

it's easy to tease me

 

you never ever looked that pleased to see me

 

 

 

[x 4]

 

i don't know, i don't know, i don't know

 

how we'll make it though this

 

 

 

i don't know. i don't know i don't know....

 

 

 

i love the way she bites her lip

 

i love the way she shakes her hips

 

i love the way she makes me drool

 

i think that you are beautiful

 

 

 

she's so lovely

 

she's so lovely

 

she's so lovely

 

she's so lovely

 

 

 

she's so lovely

 

she's so lovely

 

she's so lovely

 

 

 

your funny

 

your yummy

 

i think your daddy makes a lot of money

 

 

 

it's easy to tease me

 

she never ever looked that pleased to see me

 

 

 

[x 4]

 

i don't know, i don't know, i don't know

 

how we'll make it though this

 

 

 

i don't know. i don't know i don't know....

 

 

 

[x7]

 

i think that you are lovely

 

 

 

i think that you are beautiful

 

 

 

she's so lovely

 

she's so lovely

 

she's so lovely

 

she's so lovely

 

 

 

she's so lovely

 

she's so lovely

 

she's so lovely

 

 

 

[x 4]

 

i don't know, i don't know, i don't know

 

how we'll make it though this

 

 

 

i don't know. i don't know i don't know....[/hide]

 

 

 

If there's one thing worse than the crappy lyrics, the crappy melody, or the crappy singing, it's the way they try and make all of these rhyme together...and they clearly don't.

 

 

 

Talentless smegs.

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Oh, I am going to have fun with this one.

 

 

 

Even though its supposed to be humorous, I just have to post the lyrics to the song humorist Dave Barry wrote about Tupperware.

 

 

 

The Tupperware Song

 

 

 

"Some folks use waxed paper

 

Some folks use the Reynolds Wrap

 

Some folks use the plastic baggie

 

to try to cover up the gap

 

You can use most anything

 

To keep your goodies from the air

 

But nothing works as well

 

As that good old Tupperware

 

 

 

(Chorus)

 

 

 

'Cause it's here

 

Whooaaa

 

Take a look at what we got

 

If you don't try some and buy some

 

Don't blame me when your turnips rot"

 

 

 

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight. :shock:

 

 

 

Another song with bad lyrics is the song Psychobilly Freakout by the Reverand Horton Heat, but the guitar part far makes up for his use of only 15 different words in that song.

i r tink tht a11 ppl shud use g00d gr@m3r since g00d gr@m3r is ftw.

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The worst I've heard would get censored almost entirely by this forum, so no fun posting it.

 

 

 

Manowar has some pretty unintentionally funny lyrics, like this one for instance:

 

 

 

 

Kings Of Metal

 

 

 

Manowar Manowar living on the road

 

When we're in town speakers explode

 

We don't attract wimps 'cause we're too loud

 

Just true metal people that's Manowar's crowd

 

 

 

They wanna keep us down

 

But they can't last

 

When we get up we're gonna kick your [wagon]

 

Gonna keep on burnin'

 

We always will

 

Other bands play Manowar kill

 

Other bands play Manowar kill

 

 

 

We like it hard, we like it fast

 

We got the biggest amps, man they blast

 

True metal people wanna rock not pose

 

Wearin' jeans and leather, not cracker jack clothes

 

 

 

They wanna keep us down

 

But they can't last

 

When we get up we're gonna kick your [wagon]

 

Gonna keep on burnin'

 

We always will

 

Other bands play Manowar kill

 

Other bands play Manowar kill

 

 

 

We're the kings of metal comin' to town

 

When we light up, have the roof nailed down

 

Don't try to tell us that we're too loud

 

'Cause there ain't no way that we'll ever turn down

 

 

 

They wanna keep us down

 

But they can't last

 

When we get up we're gonna kick your [wagon]

 

Gonna keep on burnin'

 

We always will

 

other bands play Manowar kill

 

 

 

The parody band Nanowar made a hilarious cover of this called 'Other bands play, Nanowar gay' :P

"Metal isn't about violence or faggy whiny lyrics. It isn't even about who plays the heaviest and fastest. It is about invoking a sense of wonder and magnitude that no other genre can depict."

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wow i never realized smells like teen spirits lyrics were so bad

 

 

 

why is it so popular? :-k

 

 

 

Most Stupid Question EVER.

 

 

 

Look who its by.

 

Look who was in the band.

 

Read about all the controversy.

 

 

 

There are no stupid questions, only stupid answers.

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Am I the only person who finds that wailing "HEY SOLJA BOY! OAH! WATCH YOU BREAK THAT SOLJA BOY! WOOAHH! HOO! WATCH YOU FIND THAT SUPERMAN...AND WOAH! (something like that)" is simply bad music? The beat isn't even catchy for god's sake! :|

 

 

 

Listen to NWA for some good rap.

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Am I the only person who finds that wailing "HEY SOLJA BOY! OAH! WATCH YOU BREAK THAT SOLJA BOY! WOOAHH! HOO! WATCH YOU FIND THAT SUPERMAN...AND WOAH! (something like that)" is simply bad music? The beat isn't even catchy for god's sake! :|

 

 

 

Listen to NWA for some good rap.

 

 

 

You aren't alone.

 

 

 

NWA? Northwest Airlines?

 

 

 

That Manowar song was hilarious.

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Am I the only person who finds that wailing "HEY SOLJA BOY! OAH! WATCH YOU BREAK THAT SOLJA BOY! WOOAHH! HOO! WATCH YOU FIND THAT SUPERMAN...AND WOAH! (something like that)" is simply bad music? The beat isn't even catchy for god's sake! :|

 

 

 

Listen to NWA for some good rap.

 

 

 

You aren't alone.

 

 

 

NWA? Northwest Airlines?

 

 

 

That Manowar song was hilarious.

 

Nope. :XD:

 

 

 

NWA: N-wordz With Attitude

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Am I the only person who finds that wailing "HEY SOLJA BOY! OAH! WATCH YOU BREAK THAT SOLJA BOY! WOOAHH! HOO! WATCH YOU FIND THAT SUPERMAN...AND WOAH! (something like that)" is simply bad music? The beat isn't even catchy for god's sake! :|

 

 

 

Listen to NWA for some good rap.

 

 

 

You aren't alone.

 

 

 

NWA? Northwest Airlines?

 

 

 

That Manowar song was hilarious.

 

Nope. :XD:

 

 

 

NWA: N-wordz With Attitude

 

 

 

I always think of the Neighbourhood Watch Alliance. (Hot Fuzz)

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Chicks on speed- we don't play guitar

 

 

 

 

We're standing on stage with our microphones, but we dont play guitars

 

Got the sherman up here with us, no we dont play guitars

 

We dont play guitars

 

Can you play guitar?

 

We dont play guitars

 

said can you play guitar?

 

We dont play guitars

 

We dont play guitars

 

We're standing on stage with a microphone but we dont play guitars

 

Got the Sherman up here with us, no we dont play guitars

 

We dont play guitars

 

We dont play guitars

 

said can you play guitar?

 

We can go shopping in the supermarket but we dont play guitars

 

We shop more than other people, we dont play guitars

 

Can you play guitar?

 

Can you play guitar?

 

Were standing in Tobi's studio but we dont play guitars

 

Neither do kiki or Melissa

 

No we dont play guitars

 

We like to use gaffa tape but we dont play guitars

 

Give us your gaffa tape, we dont want your guitars

 

We dont play guitars

 

We dont play guitars

 

No we don't play guitars

 

(Peaches): you may not play guitars but I do!

 

You know, maybe COS dont play guitars but

 

P.E.A.C.H.E.S plays guitar

 

I play guitar, thats right

 

I play guitar

 

Well you may not play guitar but I play guitar

 

And I love it!

 

We like using gaffa tape but we dont play guitars

 

Give us your gaffa tape cos we dont play guitars

 

Can you play guitar?

 

We dont play guitars

 

We dont play guitars

 

We dont play guitars

 

We dont play guitars

Look its rob!

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